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Why is country music so awful?

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Modern country music is complete and utter shit. It's really just twangy bad pop music at this point.

Old Country was good stuff. A mix of folk music and White Man Blues.

Times Change.

There are some good modern country artists but their music doesn't sound like the bilge you hear if you turn on any country station.
 
Borgnine said:
Simple, obvious, and repetitive chord progressions, shallow literal lyrics with simple rhymes and remarkably simple and/or convoluted and corny metaphors, saccharine string overdubs and auto-tuned vocals, overproduced to oblivion until it sounds like you're being bowled over by wave of mashed potatoes and white bread.
This is the most apt description of shitty pop-country I have ever read in my life. Bravo sir.
 
Borgnine said:
Simple, obvious, and repetitive chord progressions, shallow literal lyrics with simple rhymes and remarkably simple and/or convoluted and corny metaphors, saccharine string overdubs and auto-tuned vocals, overproduced to oblivion until it sounds like you're being bowled over by wave of mashed potatoes and white bread.

Black Eyed Peas?

J/K, I love the Black Eyed Peas.
 
Country is more of an anecdotal form of music from what ive heard. Thats the only reason i imagine the songs sound similar. I really think the have their small variations. Its hardly shit.

Now regguetton, thats a pile of shit thats been puked
 
Mainstream country is nothing more than pop.

Alt Country and Outlaw Country keep the fire lit and are worth listening to.

Bloodshot Records [http://www.bloodshotrecords.com/] is a good start to see what I am talking about (Scott Biram does great country blues and mixes it with punk, Neko Case mixes it up and crosses boundries making her a fantastic vocalist) as are the old stand outs like Merle Haggard, Waylon Jennings, Hank Williams (all three of them Sr., Jr. and III), Johnny Cash etc...

Upstarts like Wayne "The Train Hancock" does great West Texas swing which is described as Gershwin meets Hank Williams Sr. and has the voice to boot.

I think the only new country I can listen to is Dwight Yoakam and even then it is only a few of his songs.
 
Old Country sucks because it's hicksville simple music.

New Country sucks because it's watered down rock with cowboy hats and Texas accents.

Artists like Johnny Cash are a rarity in the genre.
 
ZealousD said:
Old Country sucks because it's hicksville simple music.

New Country sucks because it's watered down rock with cowboy hats and Texas accents.

Artists like Johnny Cash are a rarity in the genre.

SMH.
 
The "country" that's popular now is just as manufactured and ridiculous as every other genre of popular music. It blows my mind that so-called "rednecks" allow themselves to be subjected to such blatantly patronising garbage. I guess that's what makes them rednecks.

On the other hand, older country singers like Hank Williams (Srb, not the moron Jr), Johnny Cash, and Willie Nelson still pack a punch. And newer artists derived from country like Wilco (Summerteeth, Yankee Hotel Foxtrot) and Bright Eyes (I'm Wide Awake It's Morning) are sometimes able to muster similar honesty in their songwriting.

Also, there's good bluegrass being made, but it's a bit of an acquired taste.
 
Ignorance abounds.

Without Black people we never would have had the Banjo and Guitar.

Rockabilly is a direct mix of Country and Rhythm and Blues, one black hand and one white hand to make the music. I won't spend time trying to educate the obvious idiots about music as a whole much less the genres in Americana, but I won't stand idly by when people forget to use their minds.
 
desertdroog said:
Ignorance abounds.

Without Black people we never would have had the Banjo and Guitar.

Rockabilly is a direct mix of Country and Rhythm and Blues, one black hand and one white hand to make the music. I won't spend time trying to educate the obvious idiots about music as a whole much less the genres in Americana, but I won't stand idly by when people forget to use their minds.

I was going to post this anyway. A bit off topic but worth watching for people to understand true artists and how music is universal (or at least it use to be) and has many roots and sprouts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFwezLSuT4I&fmt=22
 
desertdroog said:
Ignorance abounds.

Without Black people we never would have had the Banjo and Guitar.

Rockabilly is a direct mix of Country and Rhythm and Blues, one black hand and one white hand to make the music. I won't spend time trying to educate the obvious idiots about music as a whole much less the genres in Americana, but I won't stand idly by when people forget to use their minds.
black people invented the guitar?
 
Bit-Bit said:
I listen to country music all of the time.

I'm asian.
Yeah, I was the same way for a couple years until recently. And not any of the "real" country stuff either. I think I like it because it's just easy pop. I liked the 90's boy bands as well. And 70's/80's Chinese pop. :P
 
lil smoke said:
What a dumb question. Because you don't like it it's awful. Idiot.

To be a contrarion if he was simply basing it on a lot of the modern country stations around then i would kinda agree with him. But like nearly all music today pop music is in the toilet and you have to go beyond just what is popular. Same goes for a lot of genres.
 
stuburns said:
The guitar came out of Asia, though the Spanish refined it to basically what it is now.
So no.
kinda what i was thinking.. not that it makes a difference, excepts when people start claiming crazy stuff...
 
New country that's pure country is often pretty bad.
New country that's a little bit different can be brilliant and groundbreaking (Miranda Lambert).
New country that's not country at all but pop with Nashville roots is good. Ok, mostly it's not, but sometimes it's brilliant (Taylor Swift).
 
Correction on the guitar, overstepped my explanation and simplified the musical history of Country with that as the credit goes to the banjo.
 
Peru said:
New country that's not country at all but pop with Nashville roots is good. Ok, mostly it's not, but sometimes it's brilliant (Taylor Swift).

:lol

My ex-gf was a huge fan of that Nashville Star show. I came home from class one night to find her watching it. I settled in on the couch with her and this very pretty girl was singing and I said I hoped she got voted off because she sounded terrible. My gf said, "She is not on the show, she's already a country singer." It was Taylor Swift.
 
Dechaios said:
I live in New England and currently work at my college bookstore. The manager is nice but she seems to love country music, and puts it on whenever she can. I'm getting so tired of it. I crave the 80's station, alternative, etc etc... But all I get much of the time now is this country bullshit. It's all corny, anecdotal, small-minded music and each song sounds more like the next one. They all run together to create 6 hours of country hell.

If she starts playing it anymore than it's currently played I would actually have to consider quitting. Does anyone else feel the same way?

Maybe you should listen to real country / blue grass instead of the Top
40 manufactured, pop-country badness. Try Old Crow Medicine Show,
or Gillian Welch, or Nickel Creek, or Allison Krauss or Abigail Washburn..
or... man, tonnes more. There's a lot of amazing Country-Blue Grass
out there. And it's sincere music done for the love of it.
 
Music on commercial radio is pretty much uniformly awful.
And what youÂ’ve been subjected to is probably as representative of country music as your 80s station is to music from that decade (i.e. lowest common denominator).
 
Stoney Mason said:
To be a contrarion if he was simply basing it on a lot of the modern country stations around then i would kinda agree with him. But like nearly all music today pop music is in the toilet and you have to go beyond just what is popular. Same goes for a lot of genres.
Apparently someone out there is listening to it. I hate a lot of genres including country, but that's because I don't 'get' it. People don't 'get' the music I listen to either, but it certainly aint awful for us that listen.
 
I'd imagine mainstream country is crappy, like mainstream "anything" usually is. Great way to show your ignorance OP

I really like Neko Case. Haven't branched farther into alternative country yet but Middle Cyclone is my aoty so far
 
Peru said:
New country that's pure country is often pretty bad.
New country that's a little bit different can be brilliant and groundbreaking (Miranda Lambert).
New country that's not country at all but pop with Nashville roots is good. Ok, mostly it's not, but sometimes it's brilliant (Taylor Swift).

Really?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf_yk4Tys10

Really?

I'll admit that the lyrics to her songs are better than average, but her singing is just horrible. (Yes, I chose her worst song, but it was to illustrate my point.)

The problem with country today is how easy it is to break in to and make money. Nelly, Kid Rock, and others have all dabbled in country, be it by conversion or a collaboration. All country is anymore is a pop artist or a rocker who put on a cowboy hat, if they even bother to do that. It's just a way for them to appeal to more people to buy their records.

Good country is nearly dead, and if it weren't for artists like George Straight and Randy Travis (even though most may dislike one or both, you can't argue that they aren't country), it would have been extinct long ago.
 
zesty said:
:lol

My ex-gf was a huge fan of that Nashville Star show. I came home from class one night to find her watching it. I settled in on the couch with her and this very pretty girl was singing and I said I hoped she got voted off because she sounded terrible. My gf said, "She is not on the show, she's already a country singer." It was Taylor Swift.

Modern country music learned the same lesson that modern pop music taught it. Bad music is much more tolerable if you at least have a hot piece of tail to look at while they are performing it live or in the video.
 
I don't really know what's going on with country music anymore besides cowboy pop. People like to say "dig deeper," but then they name the same three country classic country artists. I guess there may be some modern classicists but I don't know if anyone really cares, or if they could even pull it off without coming across as kitschy. It may be that country just needs to die for a generation and be rediscovered later on. I think all the talent that would cultivate a country underground has migrated to folk and Americana.
 
ZealousD said:
Old Country sucks because it's hicksville simple music.

New Country sucks because it's watered down rock with cowboy hats and Texas accents.

Artists like Johnny Cash are a rarity in the genre.
Tobor said:
Double SMH.

I've lived in Texas my entire life, I've been to backwoods east Texas, Austin Tx, Dallas Tx, Nacanowhere Tx, Trinity, Willis, Huntsville, midland and driven to Wichita Falls. Would someone care to explain to me what a "texas accent" is.
 
ConsumerSquare said:
I don't really know what's going on with country music anymore besides cowboy pop. People like to say "dig deeper," but then they name the same three country classic country artists. I guess there may be some modern classicists but I don't know if anyone really cares, or if they could even pull it off without coming across as kitschy. It may be that country just needs to die for a generation and be rediscovered later on. I think all the talent that would cultivate a country underground has migrated to folk and Americana.

There's been a lot more than three listed in this thread alone. There is decent music being made now, but it's a small niche. More importantly, there is a trove of good music in the past to go through.
 
Mash said:
I, too, really dislike 80s music and fashion.

80's music is such a general term, which could mean anything from synth-pop, hair metal, early house/techno, breakbeat/electro, Italo disco, adult contemporary rock, punk, early rap, etc... I find it hard to believe there isn't something developed in the 80's that won't resonate with you at all.

Being from NY and more interested in electronically-based music, country does absolutely nothing for me, either, OP. I don't get why, on Sirius XM, there's something like 7 different country stations, either.
 
onemic said:
You clearly haven't listened to metal then.

Heh, I like some stuff that some people call metal (Sunn0, Lightning Bolt, Boredoms), but I don't consider that metal. I've listened to everything from Metallica, to Opeth, to Harvey Milk, to DragonForce, to The Sword, to Cave In, to Mastodon, and I pretty much hate all of it.

I hate to write a genre off, but it almost seems like metal is by definition either too ridiculous to take seriously, or too serious to enjoy. Virtuosity for its own sake is incredibly boring to my ears. I've literally fallen asleep at metal shows.
 
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