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[BreezyLimbo]

oh right

you heard nothing

 

[Sectorseven]

I didn't see any new posts showing up on my list and started to think I was imagining all the posts I've made in the last day.

Funny how you start to rely on certain things.

 

[terrisus]

There was a delay with my posts showing up?
I'm sorry, I'll post more >.>

 

[terrisus]

Also:

 

[Admiral Woofington]

ugh you guys are feeding the flames, images of GAF Gold are frowned upon. Speak no more. You might get your gold membership removed.

 

[Tesseract]

the periodic table is interesting, that's all i'm saying

 

[Syph Medwes]

Ah okay. Still somewhat new to gaf so maybe one day the time will come.

if you play your cards right, maybe

 

[terrisus]

the periodic table is interesting, that's all i'm saying

I find it to be periodically interesting.

It's very noble when people can find it interesting.

 

[GK86]

I'm still pretty pissed they took away the porn sub-forum from Gold and made it a Platinum exclusive feature. Cheap ploy to try and get Gold members to upgrade. I refuse to upgrade on that principal alone.

Anyway, Gold/Platinum members usually hate people who talk about Gold/Platinum membership, but whatever, I have two invites if anyone wants them.

 

[SunhiLegend]

 

[Palpable]

I'm still pretty pissed they took away the porn sub-forum from Gold and made it a Platinum exclusive feature. Cheap ploy to try and get Gold members to upgrade. I refuse to upgrade on that principal alone.

Anyway, Gold/Platinum members usually hate people who talk about Gold/Platinum membership, but whatever, I have two invites if anyone wants them.

Throw one my way?

 

[Tesseract]

I'm still pretty pissed they took away the porn sub-forum from Gold and made it a Platinum exclusive feature. Cheap ploy to try and get Gold members to upgrade. I refuse to upgrade on that principal alone.

Anyway, Gold/Platinum members usually hate people who talk about Gold/Platinum membership, but whatever, I have two invites if anyone wants them.

you're so fucked for making this public

 

[jesu]

I'm still pretty pissed they took away the porn sub-forum from Gold and made it a Platinum exclusive feature. Cheap ploy to try and get Gold members to upgrade. I refuse to upgrade on that principal alone.

Anyway, Gold/Platinum members usually hate people who talk about Gold/Platinum membership, but whatever, I have two invites if anyone wants them.

Platinum?
WTF are you talking about?

 

[Zombine]

Can we stop talking about some sort of premium membership that doesn't exist and get back onto the subject of Reptilians who are clearly manipulating GAF?

 

[Übermatik]

Also:

Why don't you have the no-ads feature? Want to support the site, I guess? Also my GAF Gold subscription timer thing is sat at 0. Is it bugged?

 

[WhiskerFrisker]

Also:

You have some unread messages you might want to check you know.

 

[esms]

Your consistency is what makes you great.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

I'm still pretty pissed they took away the porn sub-forum from Gold and made it a Platinum exclusive feature. Cheap ploy to try and get Gold members to upgrade. I refuse to upgrade on that principal alone.

Anyway, Gold/Platinum members usually hate people who talk about Gold/Platinum membership, but whatever, I have two invites if anyone wants them.

As a form of courtesy I'm telling you this: I'm warning Evilore, asking that he remove your Gold membership. My promotion to another unheard of value is imminent.

Can we stop talking about some sort of premium membership that doesn't exist and get back onto the subject of Reptilians who are clearly manipulating GAF?

Lizard Squad?

 

[inm8num2]

Modbot is always watching.

 

[Gromph]

Please stop all this fake Gold thing.

All the screenshots are missing the extra tabs of Gaf GOLD.


And the post index is in schedule again. (Every 10 minutes)

 

[MUnited83]

I'm still pretty pissed they took away the porn sub-forum from Gold and made it a Platinum exclusive feature. Cheap ploy to try and get Gold members to upgrade. I refuse to upgrade on that principal alone.

Anyway, Gold/Platinum members usually hate people who talk about Gold/Platinum membership, but whatever, I have two invites if anyone wants them.

GK86
Homeland Security Fail
(Today, 12:45 AM)

 

[Admiral Woofington]

Please stop all this fake Gold thing.

All the screenshots are missing the extra tabs of Gaf GOLD.


And the post index is in schedule again. (Every 10 minutes)

I didn't want to say anything, because you know the rules. Glad you did.

 

[terrisus]

Please stop all this fake Gold thing.

All the screenshots are missing the extra tabs of Gaf GOLD.

Hey Gromph, hook me up over here =)
We're pals, right? <3

 

[foxuzamaki]

hahahaha

 

[enigmatic_alex44]

With all this confusion I did some investigative digging:

So I've been seeing people mention NeoGAF Gold for a while now, and at first it just seemed like some joke to try to trick newer members, but as I've been seeing it more, I've been seeing people mention specific features of it that make me more inclined to believe it's real. So, what's the truth about it? Or is this something we're not supposed to talk about?

Is this another GAF meme recycled from 4chan?

It's an obvious joke based on Xbox Live. Not everything comes from 4chan.

Cyan spilled the tea. Oops, I guess the jig is up

 

[Zombine]

I think there is a lesson to be learned here today:

Patience is a virtue, you can't trust GAF members with secrets, and that conspiracy theories can make even the most ordinary complications exciting.

 

[super-famicom]

Platinum is just made up.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

ugh you guys are feeding the flames, images of GAF Gold are frowned upon. Speak no more. You might get your gold membership removed.

Those who flaunt it never had truly it.

 

[terrisus]

Platinum is just made up.

You need to get GAF Unobtanium.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

With all this confusion I did some investigative digging:







Cyan spilled the tea. Oops, I guess the jig is up

#noteverymod

 

[Stereogatari]

It should be working correctly now.

Wow, thanks to whoever fixed it. It's working better than I've seen it in a long time, posts are showing up immediately as far as I can tell .

 

[StaffyManasse]

I'm saving money for Gold membership fees while grinding posts for full membership.

 

[Zombine]

while grinding posts for full membership.

Those 9 posts making you work up a sweat?

 

[Cindres]

I've found that my most recent post is never on the list but everything before that is always there.

 

[Winterfang]

I sometimes post and my message never appears.

 

[StaffyManasse]

Those 9 posts making you work up a sweat?

Yeah it's the last ones making me sweat. Hands are shaking while typing in fear of saying something stupid and getting banned. Even now thinking I should not have posted in this thread in the first place.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

That's what Gaf Gold says about Dino Gaf.

Oh, how I wish that was our template.

I'm saving money for Gold membership fees while grinding posts for full membership.

Breh, just let it happen naturally. Grinding for that xp makes you look desperate and we can't have thirsty ass people in GAF Gold.

 

[Zombine]

Yeah it's the last ones making me sweat. Hands are shaking while typing in fear of saying something stupid and getting banned. Even now thinking I should not have posted in this thread in the first place.

7 left

 

[PetriP-TNT]

That's what Gaf Gold says about Dino Gaf.

Dimo GAF was forever ruined by that guy who was behind the curve

 

[terrisus]

Breh, just let it happen naturally. Grinding for that xp makes you look desperate and we can't have thirsty ass people in GAF Gold.

Seriously, people who post too much must have really sad, depressing lives.

 

[Zombine]

Seriously, people who post too much must have really sad, depressing lives.

I legit thought we were in Parody Thread Urges for a minute.

 

[terrisus]

I legit thought we were in Parody Thread Urges for a minute.

You best start believing in parody thread urges.

 

[John Kowalski]

Seriously, people who post too much must have really sad, depressing lives.

or the best

think about it

 

[Zombine]

or the best

think about it

I have a paid week off right now, so you're right JK.

 

[terrisus]

or the best

think about it

I have a paid week off right now, so you're right JK.

To be fair, I am essentially getting paid to sit here and post on GAF right now.

Just, the pay isn't very good >.>

Spoiler

Plus the whole "having to have had a stroke" thing =(

 

[Icyflamez96]

Dang, it was going good for quite a while

 

[Arcia]

Yep, its acting up again for me too

 

[bobawesome]

Seriously, people who post too much must have really sad, depressing lives.

 

[Caronte]

Broken again here. I can't find anything I posted last night.

Edit: Search is broken too.

 

[Messofanego]

Yup, acting up again. Maybe this search indexer needs an overhaul. Or be on the same server. I don't know lol.