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Why must Starbucks employees be so ANNOYING?

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Dear god, it makes every trip to a Starbucks become a dreaded experience. First I tell them through the drive-through what I want, and they tell me in their incredibly squeaky voices what a great choice I made, as if I care what they think about my order. Then I wait twenty minutes while the "barista," or whatever the fuck they're called, has some grand conversation with the moron in a SUV in front of me. Next, I get to the window, give them my money, and they say "That's perfect." Well of course it's perfect, I had twenty minutes to count it out while you were gossiping with the guy in front of me, and I don't recall asking you how good I am at paying. Then, before I can get my stuff and just go already, the moron at the counter starts asking me what I'm up to today, or what my plans are for the weekend. First of all, I consider myself to be a normal member of society, so I don't go around interrogating strangers about what they're up to, and if I did, I wouldn't expect some sort of in-depth answer.

A person doesn't just go around asking strangers "what they're up to." It's not nice, it's not polite, it's intrusive and shouldn't be done.

Let me say that I'm sure these people are perfectly nice, and I would act like that too if I drank caffeine all day, but sometimes I just want to get stuff and get going, and I'm usually in no mood to chat.

I mean, these people probably get paid next to minimum-wage, they could at least act like it, and grumpily shove the coffee into my hands.
 
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B!TCH said:
This has to be the most perfect username/avatar/post combination ever.

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ShOcKwAvE said:
Sure their manager doesn't have a policy to be extremely friendly?
I was wondering if somebody on the board who works at Starbucks could pop in to let me know if there's some sort of policy that requires them to be so... perky.
 
I came in here to see people tearing about that cookie-cutter people that I see in Starbucks but all I find is Captain Cranky Pants getting fussy at the world. Awkward and dissapointing.
 
Dead said:
sounds like you're an asshole anyways
Probably, but I'm not sure why they feel the need to converse with me. I mean, I just want my food. They seem like nice enough people, really. But I have things to do, you know? I don't always have time to tell them about my plans for the weekend or whatever. I just want my stuff.
 
joelseph said:
Mcdonalds coffee. Them motherfuckers are quick and could care less about you.

yep or dunkin donuts. this is where all the miserable people who just want enough cheap hassle-free caffeine to survive the day go.
 
First of all I would totally agree with the OP if I encountered that in my Starbucks visits but where the hell do you live, OP? Here in NYC the Starbucks employees are friendly enough but not in a Disneyworld kind of way. But then all customer service in NYC gets knocked down four or five points on the friendliness scale, which places Starbucks employees right in the "friendly-but-not-too-friendly" sweet spot. Move here!
 
Joe Shlabotnik said:
First of all I would totally agree with the OP if I encountered that in my Starbucks visits but where the hell do you live, OP?
A small town in Ohio, dear god.

Everyone here wishes things were "the way things used to be." They want to have a milkman and a butcher that they know and everything, and I'm just horrified by all of them.

AstroLad said:
yep or dunkin donuts. this is where all the miserable people who just want enough cheap hassle-free caffeine to survive the day go.
I mean, when I want to go work on something, Starbucks is great. I go to the counter, I'm greeted by nice people who recommend this or that, then I sit on the nice comfy couches, etc.

But at the drive-thru, I use it because I'm feeling anti-social and I'm in a rush. I don't want to have a conversation with a complete stranger.
 
Maybe the employee was hitting on you...
"What are you up to?" "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Some people just don't get signals.. :p
 
Dunno, i appreciate if they're friendly and all, but i'd find it weird if they'd ask me what i was gonna do, and where i live.
 
the disgruntled gamer said:
Dear god, it makes every trip to a Starbucks become a dreaded experience. First I tell them through the drive-through what I want, and they tell me in their incredibly squeaky voices what a great choice I made, as if I care what they think about my order. Then I wait twenty minutes while the "barista," or whatever the fuck they're called, has some grand conversation with the moron in a SUV in front of me. Next, I get to the window, give them my money, and they say "That's perfect." Well of course it's perfect, I had twenty minutes to count it out while you were gossiping with the guy in front of me, and I don't recall asking you how good I am at paying. Then, before I can get my stuff and just go already, the moron at the counter starts asking me what I'm up to today, or what my plans are for the weekend. First of all, I consider myself to be a normal member of society, so I don't go around interrogating strangers about what they're up to, and if I did, I wouldn't expect some sort of in-depth answer.

A person doesn't just go around asking strangers "what they're up to." It's not nice, it's not polite, it's intrusive and shouldn't be done.

Let me say that I'm sure these people are perfectly nice, and I would act like that too if I drank caffeine all day, but sometimes I just want to get stuff and get going, and I'm usually in no mood to chat.

I mean, these people probably get paid next to minimum-wage, they could at least act like it, and grumpily shove the coffee into my hands.


Meh, seems like you need to get laid.

If you already are, well then apparently your ladyfriend/palm/boyfriend needs to step their game up.
 
Raiden said:
Dunno, i appreciate if they're friendly and all, but i'd find it weird if they'd ask me what i was gonna do, and where i live.
Yeah, exactly. I would totally be an asshole (and be deserved to be called that by the people in this thread) if I was just complaining about getting service with a smile, but I'm not. Service with a smile is fine with me, but I don't want to tell total strangers what my evening plans are, and I don't like it when they hold me up by chatting with me and others instead of just giving me what I ordered.
 
the disgruntled gamer said:
Probably, but I'm not sure why they feel the need to converse with me. I mean, I just want my food. They seem like nice enough people, really. But I have things to do, you know? I don't always have time to tell them about my plans for the weekend or whatever. I just want my stuff.
That is going too far, but eh.

I still think Customers trying to be friendly and converse with retailers is worse based on past experience. I mean, I'm there to work, not be your fucking friend.
 
lil smoke said:
I hate it when I say large, and they say "oh you mean grande?" Fuck You bitch it's a large. I'm with you OP.
yeah they're actually trained to correct you. it's all part of branding
 
Just so you know, we're forced to do that shit. Being pleasant is one thing but forcing a conversation on guests is another, especially when they're going through the drive through and are obviously in a rush. I don't like it either but I like getting paid.
 
the disgruntled gamer said:
Yeah, exactly. I would totally be an asshole (and be deserved to be called that by the people in this thread) if I was just complaining about getting service with a smile, but I'm not. Service with a smile is fine with me, but I don't want to tell total strangers what my evening plans are, and I don't like it when they hold me up by chatting with me and others instead of just giving me what I ordered.

The barista is clearly just hitting on you.

This could be a Girl-Age thread in the making, man...!
 
Pai Pai Master said:
Just so you know, we're forced to do that shit. Being pleasant is one thing but forcing a conversation on guests is another. I don't like it either but I like getting paid.
I suspected as much. I don't think anyone would want to do that all day. It must be excrutiating to have to pretend you're interested in what randoms are up to.

Sorry. :(
 
Why must Starbucks employees be so ANNOYING?

They are training to become gamestop employees!?


Zing!

OT: You just seem like a sour grape yourself. I rather have a friendly person then someone who hates being there.
 
clockradiospeakers said:
The barista is clearly just hitting on you.

This could be a Girl-Age thread in the making, man...!
I'd need to be much more clueless to make this a girl thread...

"A pretty girl smiled at me and asked me what I was doing at Starbucks. I think she might like me! But I was scared so I drove away. Now I'm afraid I might've made a mistake! Help me, GAF!"
 
Generally, they are supposed to chat for however long it takes to get the drinks made so that it takes a customer's mind off the wait.

It sounds like you would have found a reason to be pissed off, no matter what happened.
 
That's why I prefer Dunkin Donuts, no faked niceties there. Just give your order, pay up and gtfo. :lol

Seriously though, this forced kindness annoys the shit out of this cynical individual whenever I call T-Mobile's customer service. "And we thank you that you have been a loyal customer since 2004" my ass.
 
McDonalds coffee will do the trick. The coffee is okay. The employees treat you like shit too. You'll like it there.
 
It's a good thing you didn't live in the 50's, the old school gas attendants would have driven you insane. Or more insane, anyway.

I've never heard someone demand shittier service before. That's a new one.
 
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