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Witcher 3: Pam Pa Ram


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It pleases me that this is a thing.
 
"One more time, with feeling."

*Looks at the line*

"So, just to be sure, it's just 'Pam parram pam pam parram'?"

Control booth nods.

*Clears throat*

"Pam parram. Pam pam parram."

Audio director looks at the engineer.

"Best take."

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I'm sorry to resurrect this thread but this is the funniest fucking post.
 
Really gotta love the Witcher 3 chatter. At first I considered it kind of a flaw that there was slightly too little of it, but after like 200 hours of the game I've come to love every single one of the lines, they're all so perfect and recognizable. From the fart noises followed by giggles to the "enjoy living, while you can.... freak" to the venerable "pam pa ram," there is just so much to love.
 
The two order of the flaming rose guards counting to a hundred in one of the HoS subquests were also quite funny, hehe.
 
lol...i remember this...some of the shit NPCs say is just so random. not to mention the weird noises they make when you bump into them

in the witcher 1, dwarves who are just casually walking down the street randomly scream "MY BALLS ITCH"

that was the best thing ever
 
Really gotta love the Witcher 3 chatter. At first I considered it kind of a flaw that there was slightly too little of it, but after like 200 hours of the game I've come to love every single one of the lines, they're all so perfect and recognizable. From the fart noises followed by giggles to the "enjoy living, while you can.... freak" to the venerable "pam pa ram," there is just so much to love.

Yeah, I can't speak for the original Polish voices, but the English dub is so damn charming.
 
I honestly freaked out the first time I heard this in game because what he's singing is actually my last name. It's not an English or common name so I was all like "whoaaaa".
 
I'll rip off your melon and shit down your neck! Or something like is probably my favorite line because of the delivery and how rude it is.

The dudes in Skellige who yell "YOUR MOTHER SHAT YOU OUT, AND NOW THE GRAVE WILL TAKE YOU BACK!" get me every time, mostly because of the thick Northern Irish accent. "SHAT YE AIT, AND NYE THE GREE-UV'LL TAKE YE BAHK"
 
I love this shit. I laugh each time I walk past someone and they say, "My, what a freak." Just something about the delivery. Or, "Yeah. No. Oh fuck, don't rightly know."
 
There are a few new nonsense barks in Blood and Wine. They're not said as often as the glorious Pam Pa Ram though.
 
"Not another fucking stone"

You'd hear an Irish fella say this every second time you went out this gate. I also love the delivery on the kid who says "Making me a slingshot, gonna hunt bears!"
 
I'm playing W3 right now for the first time and I love these random lines. Especially from the bandits. The delivery is amazing and always cracks me up.
"Go for the whoreson's eyes!"
 
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