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[ipitydatfu]

Mods, flush me if old

 

[Trojita]

Is this woman an idiot?

We've had worse pooping at another person's place stories.

 

[lastplayed]

Wasn't this an episode of Friends.

 

[commedieu]

I didn't believe what happened next.

 

[t-ramp]

Is this woman an idiot?

We've had worse pooping at another person's place stories.

Yeah, this reminds me of another story, but I think it was dramatically worse.

 

[Shmeagatory94]

Its amazing what people will do when in a panic. She picked up her dookie, wrapped it in toilet paper, and put it in her purse... lmao

 

[jwk94]

Sounds like someone just copied the Broad City plot in tweets and it went viral.

 

[Taco_Human]

Would be better in a greentext post.

Funny still.

 

[Amory]

"So that's my story. A man, sat there telling me I'm the most amazing woman he's ever met, not knowing, 10 feet away in my purse, was my poop"

Oh he knew.

 

[Hazmat]

Nobody says nothing about nothing.

 

[The Faceless Master]

i guess "hey, your toilet isn't flushing" is too tough of a statement to make on a first date?

 

[The Real Abed]

Wasn't this an episode of Friends.

Ross wore tight leather pants on a date and couldn't get them off and ended up covered in talcum powder.

 

[Eyeh4wk]

Is this woman an idiot?

We've had worse pooping at another person's place stories.

Worse than putting crap in her purse!?

 

[Skeyser]

she shoulda stomped it down the shower drain

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Totally real, not fake story.

 

[Trojita]

Yeah, this reminds me of another story, but I think it was dramatically worse.

The guy that tried to flush it down the bathtub.

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

Bruh was pulling out all the simp greatest hits. Meanwhile the hot deuce was in the Chanel bag.

 

[WhiskerFrisker]

So that single poop was wet and settled in her purse? Did she not think about the smell that was cause?

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Sounds like the dude probably had a toilet leak and turned the toilet valve shut off, then turned it on when he needed it. Lmao if he heard her poop and wondered how the hell she got rid of the poop 😂😂😂

 

[TaterTots]

fuckin ded

 

[norm9]

i guess "hey, your toilet isn't flushing" is too tough of a statement to make on a first date?

That would require talking. I assume they just threw memes and funny one liners at each other during the date. That's what I do.

 

[Mackenzie 92]

The one with the socially awkward guy pooping in some chicks bathtub and animating it in windows paint was amazing. This one I give a 2 out of 10.

 

[Carnby]

The one with the socially awkward guy pooping in some chicks bathtub and animating it in windows paint was amazing. This one I give a 2 out of 10.

Please share the link.

 

[Syriel]

Is this woman an idiot?

We've had worse pooping at another person's place stories.

Story has to be fake.

Everybody poops.

 

[kingslunk]

Why didn't she just ask him why his toilet's not flushing?

If my toilet broke and a girl took a shit I'd laugh about it fix the issue and move on.

It's not like shitting is this weird thing that only some of us do.

What an idiot.

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

She must have a GAF account.

 

[Takamura-San]

How can she tell if he loves her, if he doesn't eat her poop?

 

[NoRéN]

Sounds like someone just copied the Broad City plot in tweets and it went viral.

.

 

[FairyD]

This woman is a gaffer.

 

[BlackJace]

Omg this is 100% a Broad City episode. Real life brehs

 

[Alpha Centauri]

"So that's my story. A man, sat there telling me I'm the most amazing woman he's ever met, not knowing, 10 feet away in my purse, was my poop"

Oh he knew.

 

[M3z_]

This is stupid, everyone poops.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

I'm always amazed people do not realize there is a shut off valve behind the toilet you can close if your toilet is leaking. There is also a shut off valve outside if you have any leaks in your home.

 

[The Beard]

Who the fuck takes a shit in someone's house on the first date?

 

[Count Dookkake]

Who the fuck takes a shit in someone's house on the first date?

If I can take a shit in a girl's home within the first month of dating, that's my body telling me that I'm not that into her.

 

[Ploid 3.0]

I couldn't click the link. I'd hope a date would let me know if a crap wouldn't flush so I could fix it. Better than doing crazy stuff like hiding it in a trash can and I get to fix the toilet at the same time. So unnecessary, everybody poops, stop being shamed.

 

[Takamura-San]

Who the fuck takes a shit in someone's house on the first date?

so, what do you do you if you have to go..... ? Do you have that much control of your bowlers? do you have a golden sphincter?

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

If I can take a shit in a girl's home within the first month of dating, that's my body telling me that I'm not that into her.

Coming from the man who hung out with the murder junkies, Wut?

 

[MIMIC]

I stopped reading after she put it in her purse >_<

meh....might as well finish

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Bailed early after reading about the one piece. Yeah, I've seen that movie before.

 

[Timeaisis]

Live tweeting that was not.

 

[Deleted member 325805]

I'm going to believe this is real because it made me smile.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Coming from the man who hung out with the murder junkies, Wut?

Lol, but I wasn't fucking them.

 

[The Beard]

If I can take a shit in a girl's home within the first month of dating, that's my body telling me that I'm not that into her.

Same.

Do you have that much control of your bowlers? do you have a golden sphincter?

Yes and yes. I'm make sure to take a shit before i take a shower, before I go on the date. I rarely have to take an emergency shit unless I'm sick, in which case I wouldn't be going on a date in the first place.

 

[davidwhangchoi]

hahahaha

 

[Sephzilla]

God damnit. Why did I just know that this would get posted

 

[MIMIC]

I don't even know where to begin with this stupidity.

 

[NateDrake]

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Lol, but I wasn't fucking them.

Your threshold for nastiness is still high though but I get your point. GG Allin and that whole scene was intense but still I would have been down to witness it.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

This story stinks.