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Woman shows off 90 square foot apartment.

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PortTwo said:
I have several comments about this. :)

1st of all - watch this 24-in-one apartment in Hong Kong. It's way more impressive, although it's also much bigger relatively speaking (330ish sq. feet).

2nd of all - she's clearly acquired this as a bit of a calling card for her organization business. This woman can honestly say she fits her life into 90 square feet. As an "organizational consultant" that's gotta be gold.

3rd - if you live in a big city (a really big city) then this isn't that shocking, although almost no one would still bite. They'd rather just move further out of the high density areas. But as (very few!) have pointed out, there are those city dwellers - I've had several as friends - who are out all the time. They literally need a meatlocker to store their body for sleep and a few possessions. In fact I'd say this type of hyper-mobility is become more common, not less (see: neo-minimalism). If you have the sort of lifestyle where you simply are afforded amazing access to some world-class services (i.e. downtown Manhattan with no commute) then you can easily get by. You just need mail and a secure drop for your stuff, really. Ate out all the time, spent spare time in coffee shops or what have you. No car payments, no travel time to speak of. Hell one of the guys I knew had so much extra cash he would just get a nice hotel room when he hooked up. He had that because he had a tiny place that he didn't really care about.

It's not for everybody (or me) but there's definitely something to living this way, it has an amazing appeal if you really are a city person. I imagine most suburban/rural dwellers would look at this article and think the size was pretty crazy, without context.

Plus on a personal note, I find something really cool about the kind of "forced optimization"; this high density living can sometimes make humans use resources and behave better in certain ways, just because they are much more motivated to.
You know what, this is a great point. Talk about eating your own dog food.
 
my apartment is TINY and i kind of like it that way. i mean of course i'd like more space for the same price, but this is japan, and there are worse ideas in the world than forcing yourself to be organised.

also beds are a total waste of space and i will never sleep in one by choice again, however much room i may acquire in the future. you'd be surprised how convenient and comfortable simply switching to a futon that you can just stick in a wardrobe when not in use is.
 
not worth the money but an amazing effort!

living next to a great park in a city is so awesome. I love amsterdam with all its parks. summers coming. BBQs <3
 
I will never get you people and your tiny ass rooms. Of course I'm biased thanks to the very first home I lived in bad a 100k+ square foot backyard
 
Intresting. I have no clue about NY rent prices.

Bit too small for my liking, and I couldn't handle that bed (I've lived in a place with a smaller bed then that for over a year...)

I could probably do it, if at the right stage in life, with the right lifestlye (out a few nights per week) and if I was gigging regularly in NY, there's enough room for a small compact rig for a nice small studio.
 
even the one with the sliding walls seems like some kind of escher-esque nightmare to me. it's clever, but it also seems like something yanked right out of CUBE. when i wake up in the morning the last thing i want to do is slide a bunch of walls around. and why didn't they show the bathroom? what's the secret?

as somebody who cooks a lot it seems the kitchen is the thing that gets the shortest shrift when these are engineered. and it just seems fucking depressing. "i've got everything i need in this kitchen. a coffee pot and a paring knife for my humble meals." ugh
 
New York City fucking sucks. Fact. I've spent more than enough time there and would not be sad if I never went back. And any person who would legitimately prefer that shitty little apartment to a real one somewhere else is just sick in the head.
 
I must be one of the few that thinks it's amazing how much stuff she fit in that apartment and kept it looking nice considering the size limits!
 
Emerson said:
New York City fucking sucks. Fact. I've spent more than enough time there and would not be sad if I never went back. And any person who would legitimately prefer that shitty little apartment to a real one somewhere else is just sick in the head.

+1

Every time I've been to NYC I hated it. It's literally a giant dump, almost feels like a third world country at times. I do not understand the appeal of that city and why people pay an arm and a leg just to live there.
 
I used to commute a long distance (2 hours) by car to my work. The price of gas in the UK was rising at a rate my salary was not. At least once a week I would sleep in my car to save money. Go to work early and shower and shave in the office with a change of clothes.

I'd rather have the option of a cheap small place than have done that.
 
y2dvd said:
Imagine if she has a nightmare and quickly tries to sit up in bed then bam, head to ceiling.

"i just had this dream that i was paying 700 dollars a month to live in a tuna can because someone put the tuna can in the middle of disney world, it was terrible"
 
Emerson said:
New York City fucking sucks. Fact. I've spent more than enough time there and would not be sad if I never went back. And any person who would legitimately prefer that shitty little apartment to a real one somewhere else is just sick in the head.

Which city are you from and what didn't you like about it?I am from LDN and would love to visit NYC.
 
beelzebozo said:
"i just had this dream that i was paying 700 dollars a month to live in a tuna can because someone put the tuna can in the middle of disney world, it was terrible"

You see, to New Yorkers, they'd rather live in a tuna can in New York than living in a spacious country house in the Ohio Valley. She probably just sees her house as a spot to crash rather than a place to kick back and relax, so I chalk it up to D'ffrent folks. However, I wouldn't live there for even 400 a month. I got too much stuff.
 
In my Freshman and Sophomore year of college, I lofted my bed in order to maximize space in my small dorm room. I had about 2 feet of space between my bed and the ceiling. While I definitely woke up a few times and sat up quickly and smashed my head into the (stucco, ouch) ceiling, you do eventually get used to it.
 
vas_a_morir said:
I'm going to go out on a limb and say she doesn't.

That was the first thing I thought when I saw this place. I could probably manage it if I had an office nearby and a storage also if I was paying $150 a month with utilities included (and for only a few months). The no kitchen thing would kill me though...
 
ramyeon said:
I must be one of the few that thinks it's amazing how much stuff she fit in that apartment and kept it looking nice considering the size limits!
No, I agree with you, but that's probably because she was having the TV people coming over. That's like those pictures of houses from interior decoration on magazines, everything perfectly placed and an order in the disorder. No house looks like that.
 
I would fuck with it. $700 a month and gets to live near central park!?! Yes.

And you could have sex in there easily. I've had sex on a bathroom sink.
 
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