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[MaestroMike]

I mean if it was a full-grown male lion in the pic that'd be pretty badas$

 

[DragoonKain]

That’s because us cat owners know if it comes down to the girl vs the cat, we are picking our little fur balls every single time

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Be a real fucking man and own a Condor. Nobody is fucking with you with something that can swoop off with cats and dogs.

 

[Woo-Fu]

Why would any man want to own a cat?

Winter is coming and he needs a new pair of slippers.

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

First time my wife saw me was a picture were I held a cat.

She is a dog person.

I wonder what this means.

"I can change him"

 

[Mahadev]

Ironically that's the type of man women usually want. No matter how much women want to deny it deep down most of them think the touch-y feel-y kind of men are pussies.

 

[Rentahamster]

In Soviet Hamster Russia, pussy eat YOU!

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

Ironically that's the type of man women usually want. No matter how much women want to deny it deep down most of them think the touch-y feel-y kind of men are pussies.

It's cold biology.

If a man is unable to dominate his woman, it suggest other men can dominate him. So why would she need him.

Men that do not understand this, are doomed. Society has programmed many men to go for the sensitive style, look how unhappy it has made men and women.

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[highrider]

Can confirm. A cat is not a magnet for women. But I don’t give a fuck about meeting women, which is a magnet for women.

 

[Stouffers]

Can confirm. A cat is not a magnet for women. But I don’t give a fuck about meeting women, which is a magnet for women.

You could catch a metal woman with a large magnet.

 

[highrider]

You could catch a metal woman with a large magnet.

Women have minimal iron content. Magnet can also be used to describe a force of attraction outside of actual metal magnets.

 

[German Hops]

familiarity breeds contempt

 

[supernova8]

Isn't it more the case that a man who is sagging his head rather than sitting/standing up right just comes off as less masculine?

If they airbrushed out the cat completely and they were still sitting like that, the normal upright photos would still win.

 

[Kamina]

The problem in those pictures are not the cats themselves, but the way the guys pose and the fact that they playfully photographed themselves with a small animal for a dating profile in the first place.
If they were holding a poodle, or any other small dog that way it would be the same problem.
Women are looking for masculinity. A photo in the park with a hunting dog would bring much different results.

 

[Self]

Can't be true. This dude here got Sharon Stone in that movie!

 

[Starlight Lotice]

I don't think Crazy Cat Man is a thing.

Although perhaps it is seen as weird for a man to own a Cat over a Dog.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

I own a cat

I don’t see it in your avatar pic

Why would any man want to own a cat?

You don’t own cats.

So...
- woman has cats = danger
- man has cats = soy

I’m starting to think humanity originally started having cats as some primitive form of contraception.

 

[teezzy]

My dog is a German Shepherd/Rottweiler mix, and she's beautiful.

 

[Soltype]

Might be because cats are low maintenance pets.

 

[Liljagare]

Nobody going to say it?

Naturarly, he allready has a pussy at home.

 

[nush]

Be a real fucking man and own a Condor. Nobody is fucking with you with something that can swoop off with cats and dogs.

 

[Chiggs]

What will women say next!

 

[teezzy]

Ironically that's the type of man women usually want. No matter how much women want to deny it deep down most of them think the touch-y feel-y kind of men are pussies.

It's also the type of guy most dudes tend to respect as well. Nobody admires a wuss.

 

[goldenpp72]

I mean the pictures with the cats look very off putting and i love cats. Maybe don't look like you're taking a forced family photo with your pet.

 

[Foamy]

 

[EverydayBeast]

Want to attract women? Keep your cat out of your dating profile

 

[Cybrwzrd]

What if you own cats and dogs? Does that help or hurt my chances lol

A pack of Golden Retreiver puppies wouldn't give you a chance.

 

[Doom85]

What a bunch of fucking nonsense. Any woman (or man for that matter) who prefer dog owners have apparently never seen Meet the Parents. Robert De Niro knows the actual truth. Dogs are for those who want a yes man. Cats are for those who want to work to get respect that's earned.

 

[ULTROS!]

What if I own a fish or snake?

Every time

incoming "reeeeeee"

Spoiler

there are men/women who want to be doms or subs

 

[Sakura Doritos]

I own a cat

 

[GymWolf]

Understandable, cats are useless and make you looks weak, same for dogs under 50 kg.

(Ron swanson, 2013)

 

[Stouffers]

Women have minimal iron content. Magnet can also be used to describe a force of attraction outside of actual metal magnets.

Women have minimal iron content. Magnet can also be used to describe a force of attraction outside of actual metal magnets.

nope.

 

[StormCell]

There's just something about fur babies. I'm not really keen to indoor pets, and people with pets are well interesting I guess. It never really influenced my dating decisions that I'm consciously aware of, but I'd say that a dude with a fur baby could be communicating something different than a dude with a hunting dog. There is a difference between a fur baby and something closer to a hunting partner.

 

[djkimothy]

Well that explains it...

 

[Nymphae]

Dogs are for those who want a yes man. Cats are for those who want to work to get respect that's earned.

Unconditional love vs. entitled pussy

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Are petless people serial killers

I have no pets

 

[Pumpkin Seeds]

CHONKERS BEFORE HOES

OH LAWD

OH LAWD

 

[DogofWar]

"I can change him"

Well, it ended up with her booking a kitten for us. Seems I changed her instead. And I did not even try

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I have no pets

Is that a confession?

 

[judhudson]

Explains it I guess

 

[Meowzers]

But cats are badass. Whatever size they are. I'd rather avoid a hot woman with a dislike of cats to a woman that's less attractive that loves them.

I really love cats. I'm not Meowzers for a joke lol

 

[hybrid_birth]

Women are just jealous that men have better pussies.

 

[EightBit Man]

People in general, but especially the young don't date anymore. These silly studies have nothing in common with real, worrying trends. We are literally a dying species.

 

[keraj37]

I would never own a cat.

 

[Hypnosekroete]

I have two cats and i love them.

 

[xrnzaaas]

I remember when a buddy of mine adopted a dog in hopes of picking up hot girls, boy was he disappointed that it doesn't work like they show it in the movies. At least he kept that shelter dog so that's a plus.

 

[ROMhack]

Conversely, I tend to swipe the other way on dog lovers.

Me and my old housemate used to joke about how boring it made women look. Not as bad as horses though.

People in general, but especially the young don't date anymore. These silly studies have nothing in common with real, worrying trends. We are literally a dying species.

Not sure if true but my love life is certainly in the ICU since lockdown.

 

[Kev Kev]

 

[Faenrir]

Yeah...that's cause cats are lame and dogs are

 

[EightBit Man]

Not sure if true but my love life is certainly in the ICU since lockdown.

It was the case even before people's house arrest. Pornography, internet dating, decline of social skills and interaction, and most importantly: the death of romance...these are all part of the cocktail.

Narcissistic Youth Sexlessness: Porn and Relationships in a Dying World