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[Christoff Yurievich]

"for all intensive purposes"

 

[SonicMegaDrive]

I think we've also worn out "Worst ____ EVER!".

 

[Blackace]

"Please pay by..."

 

[callous]

Cock. It's like the word itself smells unclean.
Saying OJ instead of orange juice. Grosses me the fuck out.

 

[Blackace]

Saying OJ instead of orange juice. Grosses me the fuck out.

 

[Diablos]

Things my friend says:


"bsin" (bullshitting)
"abs" (AppleBee's)
"the br" (the bathroom)
"coo" (cool)
"kno" (know)
"i aint worried about it"
Some other stuff.

Coo.

Pittsburghers say...

"Dahntahn" - Downtown

Up'ere - "Up there" -- used like this: "Yeah I went to the store up'ere... they didn't have nothin' so I went somewhere else." It kind of sounds like up urr or up air.

'n'at - And That -- used like this: "At the grocery store, they have candy 'n'at."

Stellars - Steelers

Soooo retarded.

 

[distantmantra]

I cannot stand "my bad" along with all double negatives, such as "I didn't do nothing," or "I don't know nothing."

 

[Diablos]

I cannot stand "my bad" along with all double negatives, such as "I didn't do nothing," or "I don't know nothing."

Pittsburgh is filled with that too.

 

[Excess Poo Flakes]

- Whatever

-"That is pretty much the best song ever" or similar phrases which use best and ever.

-"Ipod."

 

[Bartman3010]

"Long time lurker, first time poster" Pretty much anybody comes in on a message board and starts with this line.

"Long time listener, first time caller"

and

"Know what I'm sayin'?"

 

[enjoy bell woods]

Coo.

Pittsburghers say...

"Dahntahn" - Downtown

Up'ere - "Up there" -- used like this: "Yeah I went to the store up'ere... they didn't have nothin' so I went somewhere else." It kind of sounds like up urr or up air.

'n'at - And That -- used like this: "At the grocery store, they have candy 'n'at."

Stellars - Steelers

Soooo retarded.

Uhhh, how about "Yunz"? FUCK THAT NOISE. I loved Pittsburgh, though.

 

[argon]

PEACE.

 

[miyuru]

I get annoyed when people incorrectly use "addicting" instead of "addictive."

:lol I made a thread about this, but then someone found that 'addicting' is on dictionary.com. I'd say that's reliable *enough* a source to end a forum debate.

But still - why have addicting when we have addictive? Fuck you faggats that say addicting!

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

This is mostly shit I read here but anyway. Just one phrase I need to mention:

Jumping the shark - Please, actually read up on what it means before saying it. The amount of times used correctly is dwarfed by the amount of times its used incorrectly. Probably even less people know what it means. Maybe if people knew what it meant, we wouldn't have the piss poor usage of the term, which is a good one.

"WHAT!" "YEAH!" "OKAY!" - You're not Chappelle. Give it up. Especially if your voice sounds nothing like Chappelle or Lil Jon's. Hearing 18-22 year old drunken college girls yell it out at parties is the equivalent of sticking skewers in your eyes.

"n'shit" - Happens a lot with people who are poor. They say something insightful but throw that in there to show that they are still cool. "Yeah, I believe that this is not the best way on how to invest your money nshit."

"anime" - Its annoying, especially if you call it Japanese cartoons or dare I say it, Japanimation. Anime elitist nerds will cringe and scowl at you through their computers if you call it anything except anime. Fucking shitty is what it should really be called but this gets annoying where people hate it when someone calls it something other than anime.

 

[Red Scarlet]

Buses, gases, and judgment. They look so wrong, but they're right.

 

[kablooey]

Coo.

Pittsburghers say...

"Dahntahn" - Downtown

Up'ere - "Up there" -- used like this: "Yeah I went to the store up'ere... they didn't have nothin' so I went somewhere else." It kind of sounds like up urr or up air.

'n'at - And That -- used like this: "At the grocery store, they have candy 'n'at."

Stellars - Steelers

Soooo retarded.

Hahaha, Pittsburgh-speak is hilarious. :lol I used to hate it, but it's grown on me. My favorite Pittsburgh-ism is "Y'uns", which is apparently short for "You ones". edit: d'oh, bell woods already beat me to that one.

I'd be happy if I never hear the word "pretentious" again. It's overused, and lost all meaning...these days, idiots use it as a word to dismiss anything vaguely "intellectual" (which is another word I hate) without having to think about it.

 

[Chittagong]

Two R&D engineers came to show me a new process draft last week.

There was some corrections made in the ppt. One of them had the label OMGWTFPWNED.

Cold sweat started to raise as I listened them walk through the other comments.

Finally, they got to the final comment I was horrified to hear.

[nasal geek voice]Well, this section of the process, is OhMyGodWhatTheFuckOooooo (gasps breath) ooooooooooooownd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/nasal geek voice]

Seeing his fingers were on the keyboard I was damn near to slam his laptop lid down, jump on the table, foce the laptop lid down with my knee, finally punching him down.

 

[LordMaji]

people using UBER in everything now. thats fucking annoying.

Thats UBERawesome.... wtf?

hella is fucking annoying to.


wow, Thats HELLA cool.

 

[..pakbeka..]

PhysX
people trying to say japanese names with english pronounciation
any word that snoop dog created

 

[Sinatar]

Aluminum. It's spelled AluminIum you ignorant yanks.

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

Masticulate.

I refuse to believe the Romans had a word for this basic act this complicated that led to this one, unless it was like two Latin word wrapped up in one.

 

[temp]

people using UBER in everything now. thats fucking annoying.

Thats UBERawesome.... wtf?

hella is fucking annoying to.


wow, Thats HELLA cool.

That reminds me of some of my friend's Halo words.


overshield = ubershield
battle rifle = the br (Same acronym as the bathroom?)
plasma pistol = p shooter(I'm pretty sure "pea shooter" is pretty common, but he doesn't get the "pea" part of the name, I guess)
sniper rifle = the snips
rocket launcher = rocks


He does a lot of stuff like that. The mushrooms that give you two and three dice in Mario Party are the "dubs" and the "trips." And he says "I'll take trips." Or in Halo 2 "Ubershield? I'll take."


He makes up words and acronyms all the time. It's funny.

 

[pollo]

Wicked Pissah

Pahk

Cahhr

Hahvahd

Bahstan

Wicked Pissah.


GOD SPEAK PROPERLY New England

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

Wicked Pissah

Pahk

Cahhr

Hahvahd

Bahstan

Wicked Pissah.


GOD SPEAK PROPERLY New England

We Southerners stole their R's.

 

[enjoy bell woods]

I hate people who say things are "chill." Terrible.

 

[TheQueen'sOwn]

chill
no worries
bud
buddy
whatever
I don't care
"that's sick"

.....

 

[G-Fex]

sweet ( I wish this fucking word would DIE)
w00t
stoked
O.C.

 

[pj]

I can't believe this thread has gotten this big without mention of "milquetoast."

USING THAT WORD DOESN'T MAKE YOU SMART, ASSHOLES.

Other words that should die:

meh - when typed, so dismissive it makes me want to kill people
yawn - same as meh
wow. just wow. - IF IT WAS JUST WOW, THEN WHY DID YOU ADD "JUST WOW"?
'nuff said - IF IT WAS ENOUGH SAID, THEN WHY DID YOU ADD "NUFF SAID," AND WHY CAN'T YOU SPELL ENOUGH?
could care less -

 

[ForzaItalia]

"Know what I'm sayin'?"

I prefer:

"Nom' saying?" :lol

 

[maharg]

debacle.

 

[KarishBHR]

plethora

 

[bjork]

"Blarg."

You meant "blargh."

Also, "it is" instead of 'it's."

 

[mashoutposse]

I hate the way some sellers use 4 U. CheapLaptops4U, FreePSP4U, XXXPics4U, etc. It just sounds stupid and a bit sleazy.

 

[FightyF]

He literally tore his head off on that play![/David Cross]

 

[FiRez]

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and Sp0rsk I so freaking hate that hater, f*ckin hater

 

[Lemurnator]

I also fucking hate the word moist.

 

[FightyF]

Push just a little too late
Is this what you want? What you need?
Is this what you wanted me to be?
Push just a little too late
Always loved me strapped to you
Lock it down and drive me throooooough

 

[King Jippo]

Aluminum. It's spelled AluminIum you ignorant yanks.

Why does the rest of the world still use the term "yanks" or "yankee" when referring to Americans? Aside from a baseball team, I dont see how a Revolutionary War era term for people from New England still applies in modern America.

 

[Callo Merlose]

Just use Euro-trash for them, then. It's broad and applies to more people than you seek to offend!

You meant "blargh."

Also, "it is" instead of 'it's."

I want to gnaw my knuckles off right now. That speech sounds robotic and falsely formal.

 

[ScientificNinja]

Anyone who starts a sentence with "Obviously". It usually isn't and you sound like an arrogant fuckwit for doing it.

Anyone who starts a sentence with "Basically". It usually isn't and you sound like an arrogant fuckwit for doing it.

Anyone who finishes a sentence with "So... yeah..." Learn how to finish a sentence properly, fucknut.

Text message abbreviations - like "where RU?" What's the matter? Can't spare the extra 5 seconds to type out the whole words?

People who exclaim "That's what it's all about" or "That's what I'm talkin' about"

People who finish the sentence with "You know what I'm sayin'?" - What the fuck kind of condescending question is that? Do honestly think I lack the mental capacity to understand your previous sentence? If I didn't, I'd fucking say so!

People who refer to their friends as "my homies" or "my crew". I'm accustomed to hearing it in the USA, but wait till you hear it coming from the lips of a white guy, or a Malaysian, or a Greek guy. You. Fucking. Try-hards.

People who talk like the Ninja Turtles with one-word phrases like "Totally" "Awesome"; and who refer to everyone regardless of gender, creed or religion as "Dude".

People who can't spell.

"kthxbye"

"Fully sick, mate"

I have no problems with using the word "cunt", though that and several variations on the word are only reserved for my harsher put-downs. Only Americans seem to have a problem with it. Cunt, Cunting, Cuntingly, Cunt-of-a..., Cunt-slag, Cunt-rag, Cunt-swab... an English mate of mine once rattled all of this off in the presence of an utterly horrified blonde bimbo who was drunk enough to think she possessed the intellect to form a sense of moral outrage towards the word. It was then followed by "Cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt...." We got thrown out after that. This was somewhere in Santa Monica. Ahhh.... good times.... :lol

 

[bjork]

I want to gnaw my knuckles off right now. That speech sounds robotic and falsely formal.

It was always purposely done. One of those chatroom things that spilled over into regular conversations.

 

[sprsk]

I think someone didnt read the thread title


and he used my #1 hated forum word!

 

[Scrow]

i was just thinking, if anyone tried to please everyone in this thread they'd be a fucking mute.

 

[lexy]

"Retro."

"Emo."

"Urban."

99.9% of the time whenever i see the word 'art' posted anywhere on this board i always think about personally flying to that persons home and killing them with a shovel.

:lol makes me laugh.

 

[General Zhaoyun]

pimple, booger

 

[Crow]

I hate the mis-use of the word 'literally'. Not long back some politician was telling us that if we don't do something to boost the economy "...we are all literally going to fall off a cliff". :lol

 

[Crowza]

Using the word xdude when you really mean Xbox.

 

[Memles]

Any abbreviation that just consists of taking a two syllable word and saying just the first syllable for no reason whatsoever...such as perf or whatev. They're idiotic.

Also, basically. I say it all the time when I want to keep talking with little content, and it annoys even me now.

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

I don't like swearing. Not only is it offensive, but it shows a lack of creativity and intelligence on the part of the speaker. There's no danged reason people need to swear. It's damned uncreative, basically a crutch for people with a weak fucking vocabulary. Goddamned shitstained cunts who can't take their fucking fingers out of their cum-stained noses for half a fucking minute to think of something more elloquent to than profanity to bleat from their cockstuffed pieholes. They're all assholes.

 

[enjoy bell woods]

sweet ( I wish this fucking word would DIE)
w00t
stoked
O.C.

I was totally against saying "sweet" at one point in my life, but now I say it all the time. It sounds pretty sweet, so why stop?