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[Phonomezer]

That's some Sweeny Todd bullshit right there. Jesus Christ, what a hideous way to go, poor guys.

 

[xelios]

Those guys sure are toast.

Sick.

What an awful story. Putting $$$ > safety, now they'll end up losing a lot more. Hopefully the company will either learn its lesson or cease to exist.

 

[SpectreFire]

poster: durr i didn't read the article.

Even still. The employees were still kind of dumb for going in.

Unless someone was holding you at gunpoint, the general response whenever someone tells you to climb into a giant oven should always be a very empathetic "fuck you".

 

[Nora Kisaragi]

Sick.

What an awful story. Putting $$$ > safety, now they'll end up losing a lot more. Hopefully the company will either learn its lesson or cease to exist.

the company shouldnt exist

put em outta business for killing two men

 

[rdrr gnr]

What a shitty way to die. :/

What a crummy way to die.

 

[Phonomezer]

What a crummy way to die.

Get a loaf of this joker.

 

[Kinyou]

What a shitty way to die. :/

It is at least more believable then a fire at a seapark

Still not really a story you tell while making smalltalk.

 

[Superimposer]

Even still. The employees were still kind of dumb for going in.

Unless someone was holding you at gunpoint, the general response whenever someone tells you to climb into a giant oven should always be a very empathetic "fuck you".

Stop being so aloaf

 

[Harry Dresden]

Nothing says lovin' like something from the oven.

 

[Phonomezer]

Stop being so aloaf

People in glass houses should not throw scones.

 

[The Outsider]

I dough know

Holy shit. :lol

 

[Zenith]

The hearing was in 2001. DM likes to recycle old stories.

 

[The Faceless Master]

i can't believe this story israel.

 

[MThanded]

omg

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Nothing says lovin' like something from the oven.

uh ok

 

[Foxy Fox 39]

When puns are good, they're amazing. When they're bad they truly suck. The only one that made me laugh was not cool...lol

edit: Geez after reading the whole article that story is really saddening. The cut so many corners and it took two people's lives.

 

[Jay Sosa]

At least the families might finally get some dough out of this.

11/10

 

[Phonomezer]

omg



uh ok

Whats the matzah?

 

[Superimposer]

When puns are good, they're amazing. When they're bad they truly suck. The only one that made me laugh was not cool...lol

Yeah, most of the buns have been really terrible so far... they knead to be improved

 

[alphaNoid]

At yeast people were held responsible for this.

 

[TurboLibre]

I'm shocked nobody has made a "You're already bread" joke yet.

 

[iamshadowlark]

I don't know whats worse this horrible story or the amount of ignorant fucks in this thread making lame ass jokes. Good god you people are the worse scum on this planet.

 

[fierrotlepou]

Every day there's some kind of depressing article on GAF. Every. Fucking. Day.

 

[kehs]

I hope the owner of the factory rises to the occasion and compensates their families accordingly.

 

[Stet]

I hope the owner of the factory rises to the occasion and compensates their families accordingly.

He won't without proof.

 

[Wario64]

 

[Freshmaker]

Goddamn..... there was no way to stop the oven really??

The amazing oven with no power supply?

 

[sixteen-bit]

Horrible way to die.

 

[heyf00L]

At least the families might finally get some dough out of this.

It's the yeast they could do.

 

[MThanded]

I'm shocked nobody has made a "You're already bread" joke yet.

You just made it.

 

[iNvid02]

reading this thread put me in a crumby mood

 

[kehs]

He won't without proof.

The gingerbread men probably count.

 

[dispensergoinup]

I'm shocked nobody has made a "You're already bread" joke yet.

This one had me rollin'

 

[bengraven]

Fucking puns, my god.

 

[davepoobond]

the 1998 part is what is kinda ridiculous to me. why did it take so long?

 

[Borgnine]

"You are already bread" is the clear winner, best thing since sliced workers.

 

[Montresor]

Why couldn't they run out of the oven? So they couldn't reverse the conveyor belt, so what? Why didn't they just double back, run against the moving conveyor belt, and exit the oven?

 

[dispensergoinup]

the 1998 part is what is kinda ridiculous to me. why did it take so long?

Oven was on timer.

 

[coldvein]

ha ha.

 

[Superimposer]

I don't know whats worse this horrible story or the amount of ignorant fucks in this thread making lame ass jokes. Good god you people are the worse scum on this planet.

I would wager that the story is probably worse, but given your nonsensical standards I can't answer for you.

For now I will roll with the punches.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Not cool guys somebody fried this way

 

[David Incorporated Esq.]

Why couldn't they run out of the oven? So they couldn't reverse the conveyor belt, so what? Why didn't they just double back, run against the moving conveyor belt, and exit the oven?

The inside of the oven was probably very cramped--they were going to be doing the work laying on their backs, basically.

 

[alphaNoid]

Not cool.

 

[kehs]

Why couldn't they run out of the oven? So they couldn't reverse the conveyor belt, so what? Why didn't they just double back, run against the moving conveyor belt, and exit the oven?

I'm guessing their kneads just couldn't take it.

 

[levious]

I would wager that the story is probably worse, but given your nonsensical standards I can't answer for you.

For now I will roll with the punches.

come on!

 

[markot]

Better dead than bread.


>_< sry...

 

[SensualSeduction]

In comunist russia oven bakes u

 

[shira]

poster: durr i didn't read the article.

I read it, why would they consent to going in the oven.

 

[TheExodu5]

Pretty horrifying. Besides this extreme negligence, you have to wonder how they couldn't even manage to cut the power to the machine once the workers realized how hot it was.

 

[Superimposer]

Better dead than bread.


>_< sry...

At yeast rise to the occasion

 

[ymmv]

the 1998 part is what is kinda ridiculous to me. why did it take so long?

The people responsible were sentenced in 2001. DM reprinted a very old story. And it's gruesome enough to travel around the internet once more.