• Hey Guest. Check out your NeoGAF Wrapped 2025 results here!

Worst acting performance in a major motion picture

Status
Not open for further replies.
13341__01_denice_l.jpg


Denise Richards as nuclear physicist Christmas Jones in The World in Not Enough.

"I thought Christmas only comes once a year"
 
I always cite the woman from the first Star Trek movie as an example of bad casting and horrible acting.

They thought so much of this woman (Persis Khambatta) they put her on the movie poster, replacing DeForest Kelley. So there was the grand triumvirate of Kirk, Spock, and One-Off Lady.

The whole deal was this woman was a Deltan, supposedly one of the sexiest women from the most sexually attractive species in the galaxy. In the film she notes, "My oath of celibacy is on record, Captain!" and there's a deleted scene where Sulu is so distracted by this woman's ... whatever ... that he mistakenly presses the wrong buttons on his console.

But ... I can't imagine there would be a woman less attractive than Khambatta. She's emotionless and uses the same voice whether she's a real woman or a robot duplicate. There's a scene where she's supposed to look wistfully at her former lover, Decker, and she sort of drops her mouth open stupidly. That's acting for her. Even seeing this movie as a child I recognized this woman as a talentless car crash, and was glad when she was killed off.
 
The little kid in Phantom Menace.

Even some of the good actors in those movies came off lookng really bad, though. I mean, wooden performances for people like Natalie Portman and Ewan MacGregor. That's when you know you're doing something wrong, George.
 
You guys are forgetting the actual, true answer:




Taylor Swift in Valentine's Day. It's drama-school-amateur bad. Go watch that one. Her scenes on the field are just not professional quality.
 
He wasn't an actor, but he played his role perfectly. The giant man who is afraid to talk to the Godfather, thus showing the audience how respected/dangerous he is.

He was actually that nervous and flubbing his lines IRL because he'd be working with Marlon Brando. Coppola decided to just go with it and it worked out pretty well.
 
He was actually that nervous and flubbing his lines IRL because he'd be working with Marlon Brando. Coppola decided to just go with it and it worked out pretty well.

Yeah, it is kind of a hard thing to judge. If bad acting works in the context of the movie, is it still bad acting?
 
The Luca Brasi dude in the godfather..

Cringe.

Do you not know the story with him? He was a pro wrestler who also moonlighted as a Mafia enforcer in real life. They cast him because he looked the part, but he didn't really know how to act.

The part was originally meant to be read straight, as an unflappable tough guy. When he got in front of the camera though, he was totally intimidated to be acting with Marlon Brando. Like, he was so outclassed he literally couldn't handle it. Coppola loved it, how it made the Godfather look so much more badass that even this huge dude was intimidated to be around him, so they added the scene with him practicing his speech before going in right after that.

It's little things like that which totally make the film.
 
The little kid in Phantom Menace.

Even some of the good actors in those movies came off lookng really bad, though. I mean, wooden performances for people like Natalie Portman and Ewan MacGregor. That's when you know you're doing something wrong, George.

Hmm really? I think he was a good Obi-Wan. Probably the best casting in Eps 1-3.
 
As mentioned before, but Kevin Costner in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

Soon to be Kevin Costner in Man of Steel.
 
"Dad?"

Sofia Coppola in The Godfather III was just atrocious. Flat out can't act. If another actress hadn't been in that role the movie would be several notches better.

edit: I see I've been beaten several times. Seriously, abysmal work.
 
Would have mentioned every Christensen/Portman interaction in Episodes II and III but I see that has rightfully been covered.
 
The Luca Brasi dude in the godfather..

Cringe.
You know the story behind that, don't you? Marlon Brando was already a superstar at the time the movie was being made. The actor playing Luca Brasi was so afraid to be in his scene with Brando that he kept messing up his lines. However, Martin Scorsese kept it in the movie because it ended up showing just how a huge, scary guy like Luca Brasi is afraid of the Godfather. The scene was not meant to play out this way. Luca was simply supposed to say his line in a confident manner and then leave this room.

His frightened performance actually improved the scene. The scene showing Luca rehearsing his speech before he enters the room was added later.
 
Jeremy London was fucking awful in Mallrats. He had zero sense of comedic timing. Good thing Jason Lee kills it and saved the movie.
 
Sin City: Brittany Murphay.

"Ya bastids. Ya gawd dayam bastids." I love that movie but that line makes me cringe. I can't even believe they didn't cut it from the movie. She was an awful actress and every scene with her was a low point in the otherwise great film.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom