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Worst and best mundane body feelings?

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ASMR counts, right? Youtube/google it. It's that neat feeling that you get for all kinds of reasons. Whispers are a big trigger. Sometimes hair brushing, instructions, all kinds of oddball stuff.
 
Good ones:

Taking your shoes off after a long day and cracking your toes in your socks

Stretching on the couch or in bed when you're hungover.

Bad ones:

Being cold all day.
 
Best:
while skateboarding, having a light slam and falling unto the ground. Then you are lying there, and your endorphines start kicking in, and you have so start laughing, even though it's painful as fuck.
Lying on the concrete, you look at the sun, and feel some kind of weird feeling of peacefulness.
 
Best is when you had some kind of ridiculously long manual labor day, like 14-18 hours, then you finally get to lay down. Complete and total bliss and relaxation in every inch of your body.
 
That feeling of when you complete a day of backbreaking work. You go home wrecked, feet hurting, low on water with a mild headache and just are dirty and tired as hell. You basically are thinking "fuck this job" all the way until you get home. But it feels good to sit down in the car right.

The good: And then you get in the shower. OMG Heaven. You take a nap. Yesssss.
The bad: You wake up and then you get on the internet/netflix. "Fuck I gotta go in tomorrow and it's already 9pm."
The ugly: It's 12 am..."I don't wanna go to work aaaaaaah! It's so late! I gotta get up in 4 hours! Fuck this shit! I need to sleep!"

*Stays up another hour*

Or PT 2: You get in the shower and sleep all evening and night and wake up at 2am. You gotta get up at 4am, you're still tired, and you haven't eaten yet. "Fuuuuuck thiiiiiis!"
 
Worst: when you have sex but feels so good so you just lay there after and don't clean up the the next time your dried semen has glued your penis shut and you try to pee.
 
Bad, that tightness in the heart feeling you get with anxiety. I've felt it for several days straight now due to a work thing. It really really sucks.
 
Moments before dislocating my shoulder

Moments after relocating my shoulder

Lesson learned: the real life motion does not correlate with your Mii in Wii Tennis.
 
Plz back me up on cricket rubbing nyloned legs.

Oh hell yes, even without the legwear it feels amazing to do that. Especially when you close your legs together tight and rub your inner thighs together. It's lovely.

Getting home from work. Shoes off. Bra off. Pants off. Within five seconds.

As somebody who wears a restrictive sports bra and occasionally binds their chest for work I can totally attest to stripping down after work. Stripping right down to your knickers, slapping on an oversized t-shirt or hockey jersey, and lounging about on the sofa legs akimbo is one of the most satisfying feelings ever.
 
Good: running cloth in between my fingers or toes...hmmmm.

Bad: mild headaches. I used to have them daily, not so much these days thankfully, but still once or twice a week. Never so bad that I can't do anyhting, but still quite annoying. Thje really bad ones are a few times a year. I'm pretty much down and out for the day if that happens.
 
Best:
- Shitting and then showering right afterwards, particularly after a long weekend away or something where you haven't been home and able to have a proper shit/shower
- Laying in bed, right before you fall asleep after a particularly long day, knowing you're about to get 8+ hours of awesome sleep

Worst:
- Having to shit/fart really bad
- Feeling hungover, sweaty and unclean, knowing that a proper shit/shower is hours away

A lot of my life revolves around shitting and sleeping as you can probably tell.


You must be my long lost twin brother.
 
Best: ok this is somewhat graphic but true.

Being in your partner as deep as possible while intertwined and kissing passionately. As a guy that is deeply in love/lust with my girlfriend there is nothing better.

Ok that was weird.


Worst: i wake up with an arm or hand asleep to the point i think it is dead like i somehow cut off circulation too long and there is no coming back. I rub it and try to move it and no feeling. Scary as fuck
 
Best is when you had some kind of ridiculously long manual labor day, like 14-18 hours, then you finally get to lay down. Complete and total bliss and relaxation in every inch of your body.

I know exactly what you are talking about but I haven't been able to feel like that since I was child.

Even after an exhaustive day of working out like a mad man I still can't get that feeling.
 
The best feeling in the world is the high you get in the shower after a hard work out. Nothing like it.

I like the high after working out or after running. But i never need a shower for it. Showering does very little for me in general.

Best: ok this is somewhat graphic but true.

Being in your partner as deep as possible while intertwined and kissing passionately. As a guy that is deeply in love/lust with my girlfriend there is nothing better.

Ok that was weird.
Not weird at all. Feels good man.
 
Good ones: Walking into a nice, heated room after being out in the cold for a few hours. Taking a hot shower after a long day, washing your face.

Bad ones: Gas. Eating too much. Being thirsty. Fuck being thirsty.

Shower beer.

Nothing beats a good shower beer.

You're goddamn right.
 
Best: after a long hot day, taking a cold shower and using handfuls of this prickly heat powder on your pits and balls and then sitting down in front of a fan or AC.

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Worst: being stuck in a full elevator for more than a few floors when its really humid or the AC is broken.
 
When I sleep for a long time and wake up and my knees are all wobbly and I limp slightly because it's still getting feeling back.

Feels so good.
 
Best, desperate for a piss then relieving ones self. Ahhh.

Sometimes being desperate for a piss is the worst. Like in the morning when you plan on getting up at 6:15 but you really have to piss at like 5:45 and you are like "i'm not getting up come on 30 more minutes" but you can't make it 30 more minutes and you lose out on sleep because of it.
 
A little strange, but having a cold and feeling your stuffy sinuses shift from one side to the other. Especially if you've been laying on one side for an hour, then roll over.
 
Worst: when you get phlegm deep in your chest, when you cough, there's a unique feeling that's much different than a regular cough but too deep to spit it out, feels terrible
Best: Stretching your legs for a good 7-10 seconds in cold weather/ Air conditioned environment. Can't get enough of it
 
Good: Being barefoot every once in a while. I have socks on way too often at home.
Bad: Waking up at 5pm on a winter sunday after a long night and realising you slept through the daylight... You feel so disorientated...
 
Wake up.
Thirsty but dont think anything.
Have a hot shower.
Have breakfast.
Only after finished eating then skull a whole tall glass of cold water.

So refreshing!
 
It may sound like something an alcoholic might do, but drinking a cold beer while taking a warm shower is very pleasant. Y'know, not like before work or anything. I've done that a couple of times when I had nothing going on and felt like taking a shower. I suppose one could sub a beer for any ice cold beverage.

The worst is when you get water up in your sinus. Or when your bowels are about to explode, but you have to make it up 3 flights of stairs, but this time you're really not sure you're going to make it and you can barely stand up and you're still hunched over next to your car in the parking lot and you're sweating and cramped up.
 
I was in Singapore during the summer for about a month, and I relied heavily on public transport.

Never has showering felt so amazing.
 
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