Battlesmurf
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ASMR counts, right? Youtube/google it. It's that neat feeling that you get for all kinds of reasons. Whispers are a big trigger. Sometimes hair brushing, instructions, all kinds of oddball stuff.
Plz back me up on cricket rubbing nyloned legs.
Getting home from work. Shoes off. Bra off. Pants off. Within five seconds.
Best:
- Shitting and then showering right afterwards, particularly after a long weekend away or something where you haven't been home and able to have a proper shit/shower
- Laying in bed, right before you fall asleep after a particularly long day, knowing you're about to get 8+ hours of awesome sleep
Worst:
- Having to shit/fart really bad
- Feeling hungover, sweaty and unclean, knowing that a proper shit/shower is hours away
A lot of my life revolves around shitting and sleeping as you can probably tell.
Best: sneezing
Worst: ejaculating. I feel like I'm getting zapped.
Best: sneezing
Worst: ejaculating. I feel like I'm getting zapped.
Best is when you had some kind of ridiculously long manual labor day, like 14-18 hours, then you finally get to lay down. Complete and total bliss and relaxation in every inch of your body.
The best feeling in the world is the high you get in the shower after a hard work out. Nothing like it.
Not weird at all. Feels good man.Best: ok this is somewhat graphic but true.
Being in your partner as deep as possible while intertwined and kissing passionately. As a guy that is deeply in love/lust with my girlfriend there is nothing better.
Ok that was weird.
Shower beer.
Nothing beats a good shower beer.
Once I shat so hard that it massaged my prostate into orgasm.
I like the high after working out or after running. But i never need a shower for it. Showering does very little for me in general.
Not weird at all. Feels good man.
Into what? What's preventing you from getting deep enough?Best: The initial insertion
Worst: Not getting enough sleep
Best, desperate for a piss then relieving ones self. Ahhh.
Also I get oddly satisfied when I pop a particularly large pimple
Like...feeling the pop underneath your fingers is such a stress relief for me I don't get it
Just don't pop in your face's Danger Triangle..
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danger_triangle_of_the_face
Once I shat so hard that it massaged my prostate into orgasm.