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Worst physical pain of your life?

Dislocated shoulder playing football. It was slightly dislocated at first, but I asked them to "fix" it so I can go back in and play, because a potential championship trip was on the line. Couple plays later, full dislocation. That hurt, but when they reduced it, that was more painful. It kept popping back out.

Runner up: Crack back block that gave me a concussion.
 
Torn ACL, MCL and meniscus.

That was a tough one. Still tried to play afterwards - baseball playoffs - but every other step would result in me falling to the ground because my knee was so structurally unstable.
 
About a year ago, I had some pain in my mouth and I went to two different clinics to see what was wrong. They couldn't tell me what it was (which is surprising when I look back on it) and each day it just kept getting worse. It got so bad that I couldn't eat or drink anything and I had to head to the ER. Turns out it was a huge saliva stone that was both growing and trying to exit the mouth. I surprisingly came out whole and the stone itself was double the size of the marble. It was horrible, to say the least.
 
Gall stones, got as big as a golfball since I've had them for a year or two and was misdiagnosed multiple times. Pain level: fetal position wishing for a quick death.
 
I got appendicitis at the very end of the 3rd grade, felt like all of my insides wanted to become my outsides.

The pain was so extreme, I still remember it today, 17 or so years later.

My most horrifying but shockingly not painful:
Breaking and dislocating my wrist during high school wrestling practice, my hand and wrist kind of looked like an "S."

Didn't hurt nearly as bad as it looked thanks to something about the nerves not responding or something.
 
A samurai sword fell from a wall and cut my pinky finger and the tendon retracted up my hand. Even though I was bleeding like a son of a bitch, I was watching 24 so a just wrapped it in tissue paper.

A couple of weeks later I hit my hand on the fridge and I cried from pain, for the first time since I was five. Come to find out the wound was healing around an exposed nerve and I had to have surgery to repair the tendon as well as close the wound properly.


THAT SHIT HURT!!!!
 
I had a few bad events like smashing my teeth in on a gym floor, cutting the top of my scalp on a jagged chair, and breaking my arm which was painful but those pains were over as fast as the events that occurred.

Honestly the most pain I dealt with was twisting my ankle, then mowing for 4 hours while walking on that ankle. While I started to limp on my way back from mowing the field it wasn't until I was rested that the swelling and pain started to occur, and I was riding passenger at the time and couldn't find a comfortable position to place my ankle as it started to hurt, then finally as I got back to my place I had to put wood in the furnace or else we'd have no hot water, so I had to limp over on the swelled ankle which felt like broken glass at that point and then limp all the way back to the house before I could get an icepack and rest.

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Instantaneous pain and likely shock vs prolonged pain... prolonged pain wins
 
Kidney stones multiple times. Painful to the point of seeing flashes of light and color, vomiting and almost passing out.

My foot tattoo was pretty rough for the last 20 minutes of a multi hour session. He saved the spots almost between my toes for last.

Apendicitis was not much fun, but nothing on the kidney stones.
 
Gall stones

Just remember being bent over in the bathroom for too many nights before I figured out what was wrong
 
Had a slight infection post my anal fistula surgery. The hack surgeon which I had gone to applied some silver nitrate on a stick (believe it's called a caustic pencil) up my ass, onto the wound. Before that day I thought that I had a very high threshold of pain.But on that day, I screamed like a baby and tears flowed.
 
First time I had a kidney stone. I couldn't move and I vomited from the pain at least 4 times on the way to the hospital.
 
Oh, forgot this one somehow.

Went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the freezing wore off my tooth was unusually sore but I figured it wasn't that abnormal.

Over the next day it went from a dull ache in my tooth to a mind numbing sharp stabbing pain in my head. So much so that I could not see straight.

I got an emergency appointment at the dentist and it turned out that they didn't completely clean out the cavity and left infection behind and capped it. The infection was out of control and making its way to my brain.

I'll never forget the relief I felt when he took the filling out and let the pressure subside. It was glorious. At that point I was near tears and I can take a fair amount of pain.
 
Stepped on a beer bottle which stabbed through my toe. One of the most painful feelings in the world while I was riding the subway home and then using Alcohol on the wound was double the pain.

Other pain goes to a near stomach ulcer due to me being a dumbass.
 
Probably when the anesthesia started to wear off after having thoracic surgery for a collapsed lung. Oxy wasn't enough and they had to give me morphine.
 
Tooth infection a year after a cavity filling.

I thought slicing my mouth open with a knife to pull the tooth out would be less painful.
 
For me it is an infection I had in my tooth. It was misdiagnosed so I had to live with it for like 8 weeks.

I have torn my ACL, had appendicitis and surgery for both of those problems and that was nothing compared to the pain of an infected tooth.

I don't get why people complain about root canals. I was so happy when I found out it would take the pain away. Fuck I would have been ok with pulling the tooth with my bare hands or really doing almost anything to make the pain go away. Compared to the pain of the infection the root canal was nothing.
 
ive had pretty severe case of carpel tunnel in both hands for the last year. Ive gone to several doctors and specialist in two different stateswho cant seem to get things right and are reluctant to go the surgery route. MRI, cortisone shots, heavy meds, you name it.
 
Luckily I don't have that many experiences to choose from, but the one that sticks is 8th grade. Our backpacks were on metal hooks that were mounted to a wooden board. When I reached out to grab it, a splinter slid perfectly under my fingernail. Barely felt it. But, it had to come out. My mom had to fish around under my fingernail with a pair of tweezers. That part I felt. A lot.
 
These past few days I have had a splitting headache and a general feeling of weakness, hard to move around and such. Certainly not as bad some of the other posts here but it sucks.
 
Chronic nerve damage. 24/7 excruciating pain. I wanted to die.
They'd give me Fentanyl at the hospital and it would do nothing. I had 16 surgeries and it's mostly manageable now. If it does get set off, I'm bedridden for 4-5 days until it subsides. Pretty much been my life for the past 7 years now. I had to give up my career because of it.
 
Terrifying thread:

So far, I used to get calf cramps that were significantly worse than any part of my kidney stone which was larger than the doctor thought a person could naturally pass. Kidney stone lasted a month though.

Hard to rate the calf pain, because it really doesn't last that long (a minute about).
 
I've got nothing on a lot of you guys/girls, but here it is anyway:

One extremely painful moment was about a month after my vasectomy. I was warned that the first time you try to..."cross the finish line," after a vasectomy, it may be painful.

...That was the closest I've come to actually crying from physical pain in my entire adult life. Good lord.

Tried again the next day, and was perfectly fine.
 
I had Guillain-Barré Syndrome. That causes the breakdown of the myelin coating of the nerves which means the nerve receptors are completely exposed. 6 weeks of pure torture while being completely paralyzed
 
A few years back, I had a collapsed lung surgically repaired. Basically, they chemically scarred the exterior of the entire lung and the surrounding tissues so they fused together.
Fun times.

It sucked, but it didn't seem like a "worst in your life" kind of suck. Spent a week wandering hospital halls pre-op (holding a box of my own fluids). Another half-week post-op (now, with two boxes and a bag of said fluids, and chock-full of Dilaudid). Then, they sent me home with a bottle of Percocet and a plastic air-bong to do breathing exercises with. A week after getting out, I was starting to feel generally human.

And then I sneezed for the first time.

At that moment, I couldn't quite recognize it as "pain" -- it was just an all-encompassing instantaneous sensation. The world just...went away. Whited out.
Went silent. About five or ten seconds later (I think), things faded back in. All that was left of the pain was a deep ache in my chest, and a whole-body "holy shit!"

So, yeah; worst pain of my life basically rebooted me like a computer.
 
The first time I had kidney stones about 7 years ago. It started with very intense pains in my lower abdomen and kept moving further down. There's nothing quite like feeling something sharp and jagged ripping through your urethra.

When the stone finally came out, it actually got "stuck" and I had to pull it out. That would've been horrifying had I not been very stoned on a combo of morphine from the hospital and weed. As you may have gathered from the start of this post, I've gotten stones another 2 times since but each was nowhere near as big as the first and were more bearable.
 
Probably the pain I got in my stomach one night after eating a large meal. I figured at first that I might have just overeaten but it kept getting worse and worse. Before to long I was curled up in the fetal position while my girlfriend at the time was freaking out. Went to the doctor the next day and was diagnosed with a stomach ulcer. At age 20. Luckily it doesn't get that bad now but I have to watch my stress levels as much as possible. Also alcohol makes my stomach feel like complete crap so I don't drink at all.
 
Tendon, bone and muscle pain sucks but I wouldn't say it's the worst. I remember screaming like crazy when I broke both of my forearm bones when I was 8, but the shock of the situation probably contributed a lot. Had a scrapped knee in a motorcycle accident that had to be scrubbed for debridement every day for two weeks. Hurts like hell, but I learned to focus away from the pay after a couple sessions.

But acute abdominal pain? Had one hell of a turd felt like a spike ball going through my intestines once. I could barely do anything other than curl into a ball while wondering if I would ever had enough strength to drag myself to the toilet.
 
As a kid, I made fun of my father as he developed a fear of swimming due to getting otitis in a pool when he was very young. I eventually got otitis myself and I understood: it was a nightmare, much worse than the appendicitis and back surgeries I went through.
 
Kidney stones.. oh man that was brutal.

Happened to me on new years day a while back so I had a hangover and the hospital was extremely busy. I was stuck in the waiting room writhing in pain and vomiting for a good 2-3 hours before I got on a morphine drip. I spent the night there, it felt like someone had stabbed me in the kidney and came back to twist the knife every hour.
 
As a kid? Fell off the top of the bunk bed face first and shattered the front teeth. Also involved in a car accident where my head slammed in to the windshield which required many stitches.

As an adult, my immune system went haywire and attacked my ankle and collarbone. It was the most intense throbbing pain that left me hobbling and unable to carry anything. That took me a year to recover from.
 
I got a tooth infection

Holy shit that was terrible

Runner up: A really bad menstrual cramp I had randomly when it wasn't my period. It came suddenly, hurt so bad my legs were twtiching and shit, and just disappeared after an hour.

That's the runner up because the tooth infection was a problem for like a week and I couldn't fucking sleep.
 
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