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[apesh1t]

Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan!!!



(any song of... though you can't really distinguish one from the other)

you win

 

[Mister Wilhelm]

You are NOT prepared for Savage Garden's ANIMAL SONG.

I have never heard anything as cheesy and ridiculous in my life.

 

[GrizzNKev]

The world of popular music is always finding new ways to make me wish I was deaf.

 

[Vermillion]

Hot Problems - Double Take

This. Ugh, this.

 

[MG310]

That Imagine Dragons song is making its way up the list for me. It seems like it was written with the intent to be used in as many commercials as possible.

 

[KalBalboa]

Hey There Delilah, easy.

 

[Jzero]

This. Ugh, this.

Looks like they made more "music"

That Imagine Dragons song is making its way up the list for me. It seems like it was written with the intent to be used in as many commercials as possible.

Hey There Delilah, easy.

These aren't even bad songs, they're just overplayed.

 

[KalBalboa]

These aren't even bad songs, they're just overplayed.

I beg to differ. I've always found Hey There Delilah to be an awful, awful song, and I have a sweet spot for pop/indie/"sappy" material. The poor singing, the pandering material, and the fact it's still around nearly a decade later.

I actually think the Imagine Dragons song isn't that bad though, I'll agree with you there. Even if the song's message is a bit off and it's over played, but it's easy to see why people want to hear it so much.

 

[GWX]

When thinking about songs I hate, these two come to mind, for some reason:

Soulja Boy - Pretty Boy Swag

Metallica - Sad But True

Maybe they're not objectively bad (okay, the first one definitely is), but I hate them.

 

[Phire Phox]

Farrah Abraham- On My Own

And were done here folks.

 

[Peter Bazooka]

California Gurls

 

[Semblance]

If you name a popular song, you just haven't heard enough actually bad music.

Consider the following -

[BMS][東方Remix]おでんぱガール

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4iJCe2RH-k

I challenge you to listen through this.

Oh my God.

 

[DrSlek]

Metallica - St.Anger

Used to be a big Metallica fan. Gonna have to say this as well.

Death Magnetic was much better though.

 

[jaxword]

Used to be a big Metallica fan. Gonna have to say this as well.

Death Magnetic was much better though.

Me too, but then they sort of lost any teenage rebellious appeal and came across as a bunch of sad old men trying too hard.

Me at 12/13.

 

[sholvaco]

OMC - How Bizarre

Somebody dunk this guys head in a toilet because that's where his opinion belongs.

 

[EraldoCoil]

Farrah Abraham- On My Own

I actually don't mind this song and i'm feelin the beat.....

I shit you not...haha

 

[Loofy]

This is an actual song that plays on the radio here.
http://youtu.be/L8SXhw5W8TM

 

[Mumei]

I have heard so many awful songs hanging out with PopGAF - and more importantly Kabouter - that I couldn't even begin to choose.

 

[The Living Tribunal]

Every song by Black Eyed Peas.

 

[Immaculate]

I don't know I've listened to alot of bad songs, but to choose the worst out of the worst is tough stuff.

 

[Lkr]

teach me how to dougie

Spoiler

disregard the fact that i find it catchy and enjoy listening to it for whatever reason

 

[BJK]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeL7h2cYDRo

LFO - Summer Girls

...aka, the song where the author seemingly spent 8 solid minutes with a rhyming dictionary and said "Yeah, this is good enough."

 

[Orrichio]

'don't want no short dicked man"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1w8OQEcplY

 

[Toparaman]

When thinking about songs I hate, these two come to mind, for some reason:

Soulja Boy - Pretty Boy Swag

Metallica - Sad But True

Maybe they're not objectively bad (okay, the first one definitely is), but I hate them.

Sad But True is a fan favorite, but personally I think it best represents the moment where Metallica became a band for redneck hicks.

 

[GWX]

Sad But True is a fan favorite, but personally I think it best represents the moment where Metallica became a band for redneck hicks.

I'm not really a fan of the band, and while I enjoy listening to some of their songs, I find "Sad But True" annoying as shit. It gets on my nerves.

 

[Wilsongt]

Somebody dunk this guys head in a toilet because that's where his opinion belongs.

Probably one of the worst songs I heard from that time period.

 

[Currygan]

oh there are a lot. First and foremost, Wiggle in line

Dj Bobo's Chihuahua, The Cartoons' Diddley Dee, Sasha's If you believe in love tonight,




also, can't remember the title, but some years ago I found myself listening to one of the latest Terence Trent D'Arby songs and thinking it was one of the most cacophonic turds I had ever heard. It was just atrocious

 

[FYC]

Let's go do the Magna Dance!

and

Sariah...

 

[Bames]

Wait, scratch that. This might actually be the best song ever written.

 

[H2Yo]

Yes We Can! by Made in Mexico

 

[Supermanisdead]

Frank Ocean - Super Rich Kids

Wow no.

 

[thefro]

Beach Boys - Summer of Love

Then there's Brian Wilson's rap song when he was super drugged up/controlled by Eugene Landy

 

[squidyj]

hip hop
marmalade
spic and span.


yes.....

 

[ledman]

Candy Shop and My Humps.

 

[matt360]

Anything by Bjork. And also that song at the end of Where the Wild Things Are.

 

[WAR recon zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=693m7iCh-TE
anything Wendy Sulca

 

[Kabouter]

I have heard so many awful songs hanging out with PopGAF - and more importantly Kabouter - that I couldn't even begin to choose.

HEY

 

[demon]

Tom Arico - Baby On The Way

I win

 

[Buckethead]

Pink - Just Give Me a Reason and other shitty pop/happy bullshit Disney romance fuckery

 

[MIMIC]

Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe

Top tier horrible.

 

[Hypron]

Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan!!!



(any song of... though you can't really distinguish one from the other)

These guys must have used a random death metal band name generator.

 

[TAJ]

Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) by Toby Keith.

 

[Spira]

Lil Wayne/ the thread

 

[triplestation]

Kelly clarkson catch my breath

 

[Sixfortyfive]

Lil B - I'ma Eat Her Ass

Mmm mmm mmm mmmAnnotate
Ooh wee ooh! Coochie!
Hey bitch, this is a based freestyle
I ain't gonna lie to none of y'all pussy ass suckers, or none of you bitches, bro
I'mma eat the whole ass, bro

Eat it! Eat it! Eat!
Eat her!
All the girls comin over
Eat her! Tasty! Eat her!
Mmm!!

Ima eat her ass!
Damn you, damn this cash
50 gon' (DAMN BITCH YOU TASTY!)
Young Based God came in in a flash!
Knock the ho down boy you know I'm eatin the ass
Eat the whole pussy
Ask me would he?
Bitch yes I would
Still eating the UGHHHH!
Strap the ho up to the wall and eat her ass
Ya look so good (Based God!)
Ya look so good
Damn I'm big
All them hoes know me
Damn bitch you look so good where you going?
I'm eating the whole ass about four in the morning
OH YOU DO TURN OVER! PUT YOUR BOOTY IN THE AIR!
Ass look so good ima eat that booty
Ass on my face today, I look like Mooney
Call me Paul Mooney
50 wouldn't sue me
Fuck what you heard, bitch, I'm still eating the coochie
Eat the whole booty
Lick her ass for coochie
Lick the whole ass you know what it doing
Put my dick on dookie
Get in her booty
Young Based God I had that bitch going kooky
Niggas fuck wit me
Hoes fuck wit me
Pretty boy nigga eating pussy like it's shrimpy
Young Based God I came in with that .50
100 million dollars, them hoes wanna get with me

I'mma eat her ass
50 in the cash
Bitch in the stash
Ho, haul ass! (x3)

Throw your G's on the ass!

Call me Young Sire
Flip it like Nile
BASED GOD!
You're going down the river, but I'm gonna eat your booty!
Bitches know Woody
Bitches call me Woody
It's a Toy Story (cowboy!) bitch you know I'm in the cages
Bitch you know I'm racist, I only like the dookie (dookie! BLACK!)
Fucking with Woody
Ima knock the bitch down
The bitch gave me something ima hit her with the AK
Fucking with them young hoes, bitches know what it do, bro
Fucking with BasedGod, ima eat her booty
Every bitch know, no motherfucking bitch sue me
Lick the bitch's coochie
Turn into a berry
Fuck her whole ass then I call the girl Kerry
Niggas know about me, I still eat her booty
5,100 they know..MHHMM
The booty taste so nutritious YUMMY! SCRUMPTIOUS!

(Based adlibs)

 

[ZachDeKoromaru]

Lenny Kravitz' cover of American Woman.

 

[Alcotholic]

Anything by Ark Music Factory

Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe

I like that music video because it feels like she is trolling the masses.

 

[Angry Fork]

Not the worst, but it's a classic anyway.

It's so cold in the D

I always felt bad making fun of it because you could tell they're genuine, but there's so much funny shit in the video. At least the beat gives me nostalgia for 90s r&b.

 

[FYC]

Three Days Grace covering Limp Bizkit (what the fuck?)

Crazy Town covering New Noise by Refused

 

[gotoadgo]

How has no one posted

Scream and Shout by Will.I.Am

The worst song I've heard in quite some time. And the guy who posted Frank Ocean, come on man, not even close.