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Worst video games ever?

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Guys, seriously. Biases aside, stuff like Animal Crossing can't be the worst game ever made for the simple reason that they were actually playable, unlike some of the real stinkers.
 
Rei_Toei said:
You've all avoided this turd [Batman: Gotham City Racer]? I feel happy for you.

I did, but I did get this little gem for Christmas:

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It isn't a racing game, and the driving engine is so broken that almost all of the game's objectives are absolutely impossible.
 
SonicMegaDrive said:
The only bad games there are Beetlejuice, Back to the Future...and maaaybe Friday the 13th and Casino Kid.

SMB 1-3, Contra, Dragon Warrior, Guardian Legend, Ice Hockey, Ghosts n Goblins = great times


Maaaybe Friday the 13th? At least tell me you've actually played it. And Casino Kid would have been better if you could play other games in the Casino other than poker and blackjack.

The Mario games were gold. I owe Dragon Warrior for getting me into RPGs. Guardian Legend was okay...I liked the shooter stages, the adventure stages were just confusing...with no booklet or tutorial or internet in those days to help.

Ice Hockey was better with two people.

Ghosts 'n' Goblins was okay...just hard as hell.

I merely listed them all to show that I didn't have much to choose from, compared to the collection of games NES had by the time it was 4-5 years old...
 
parathod said:
I never played Tiger-Heli, but I enjoyed all those games as a kid. Even Friday the 13th. Ice Hockey was one of my favorite NES games.


Enjoyed...Friday the 13th? You frighten me...

Actually, years later I sat down with a Game Genie, damned and determined to see the whole of the game. After a little internet help I learned the secret to the cave (the slight background inconsistency) that gets you around and how to quickly get to Pamela.

I still think it was an uneven game. I mean, Jason was monstrous enough, but the disembodied head of his mother...and the fact that you had to fight her three times.

Not to mention that after you "defeat" Jason and a new day begins, he's even more badass....Okay, okay, so that part is like the movies I guess.

And the slow counselors....damn you. "I'm walkin' 'round over here by the cave...oh, look, the kids are being attacked at the lake. I'll walk there. Yeah, a nice healthy walk."
 


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If the TV show itself is a factory for idiots, with its shitty humor, I can't imagine how awful the game is.

El programa Friends solo sirve para apendejar a la gente.
 
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