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[esquire]

LEAVE SADDAM ALONE!

 

[Lyonaz]

In Russia the bomb kills you!

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

In Russia the bomb kills you!

.............................. wut?

 

[Apath]

"Hey, this is your phone neighbor wishing you a happy new year! ^_^"

 

[Lyonaz]

.............................. wut?

Yeah I suck at making puns.

 

[Messypandas]

Must have been semtext

 

[J. M. Romeo]

I guess we'll never know who was phone this time.

 

[B_Rik_Schitthaus]

 

[Dennis]

I guess we'll never know who was phone this time.

It was Putin.

 

[BaronLundi]

Can you hear me now?

Now this is uncanny...

AkuMifune
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Mah avatar ! This thread is ruined !

And your gif is better made to boot !


Now... what's the proper etiquette ?

 

[Fuzzery]

 

[Blue Ninja]

Must have been semtext

Oh god. That's so bad, it's good.

I'm not one to normally celebrate the demise of a human being, but if someone who had the intention of killing hundreds of innocents gets blown up by her own stupidity, it just goes to show that the universe occasionally does have a sense of humor.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Islamist terrorists in Russia often use mobile phones as detonators. The bomber's handler, who is usually watching their charge, sends the bomber a text message in order to set off his or her explosive belt at the moment when it is thought they can inflict maximum casualties.

blaaargh that must be making you shit your pants, if I was an idiot, I'd at least want to know exactly when I was going to die. The minutes before the entrance to paradise must be excruciating.

 

[Shito]

The dead woman has not been identified, but her husband is apparently serving time in jail for being a member of a radical Islamist terror group.

Sooo... she hasn't been identified, but we know who her husband is?
Okaaaay...

 

[El Sloth]

Sooo... she hasn't been identified, but we know who her husband is?
Okaaaay...

Yeah, I didn't understand that part either.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

I guess she got the message.

 

[raphier]

Don't understand this at all. In russia when you buy a sim card, you can get one of the two variants. Ad induced, where the provider sends a lot of ads as txt message and the second is with much fewer ads. The second variant, that I also have, is still prone to getting constant messages from the provider.

"Your current balance is at 9.81 $"
"Install these free MMS settings right now on your mobile phone"
"Beeline welcomes you in southern russia!"
"For more subscribtion help call 9991"
"Learn about entertainment features of Beeline on number 466"

What I mean to say is that operators are unreliable in such events as suicide bombing by SMS, because they send SMS-messages in continual rates.

If it indeed, was a russian provider, They must've been very stupid folk to use it to their advantage, knowing that one provider sent message will blow them up. It's like a russian roulette against time.

 

[polyh3dron]

That's fucking awesome. Only way it could be better was if it was Putin that texted her.

Yeah and the text would read:

"You are already dead."

 

[Enosh]

This thread triggered my interest for that movie.

it's the worst film I saw in 2010

Explain.

o_0

isn't that the tiger from gladiator?

 

[Dennis]

I guess she got the message.

teehee

 

[DoomGyver]

Yeah and the text would read:

"You are already dead."

 

[lightless_shado]

Must have been semtext

lol

 

[The Culture Vulture]

Too good to be true...Russia trying to save face I think.

 

[lightless_shado]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po77bJk1DdI

 

[Prine]

YEah, i too thought of Four Lions :lol

 

[Akainu]

That's from Major League right? The fake blooper reel. Wacky slide.

No. It's from Naked Gun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okPgKHMDxIQ 28 seconds in.

 

[Gummifaust]

Dude, you can't just leave a gif like this without saying where it's from and explaining what's going on...

This calls for a ban. Not knowing THE NAKED GUN.

 

[Akainu]

This calls for a ban. Not knowing THE NAKED GUN.

Seriously.

 

[ElectricBlue187]

I can't lie. I laughed out loud in my office when I read this. Good stuff.

 

[Kentpaul]

lmfao , laughed out loud, this shit is so funny i bet her family all started rolling around the floor lauging when they heard this news

 

[ElectricBlue187]

lmfao , laughed out loud, this shit is so funny i bet her family all started rolling around the floor lauging when they heard this news

Oh my! Those poor families of the suicide bombers. Why doesn't anybody ever think of them?

 

[Spookie]

Gold.

 

[Kentpaul]

Oh my! Those poor families of the suicide bombers. Why doesn't anybody ever think of them?

the familys are just as bad as the bombers in my book.

 

[B_Rik_Schitthaus]

it's the worst film I saw in 2010



isn't that the tiger from gladiator?

You have bad taste in film

 

[NekoFever]

So, basically, spam saved hundreds of lives. Nice.

 

[Dead Man]

Not really funny haha, but I find myself amused none the less.

 

[tiff]

Oh my! Those poor families of the suicide bombers. Why doesn't anybody ever think of them?

Being related to a suicide bomber makes you worthless by proxy.

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

Ha, funny stuff. KABOOOOOOOOM!!!

 

[Tristam]

In Russia the bomb kills you!

:lol

This is so terrible that it's hilarious.

 

[SmokyDave]

Such Marvellous Schadenfreude.

 

[feel]

"Hey, this is your phone neighbor wishing you a happy new year! ^_^"

xD

Made more hilarious if by a curious russian gaffer after reading that phone neighbor thread.

 

[Davidion]

hahahahahahaha


Good

 

[BenjaminBirdie]

I wonder if there was a delay on getting the message and when the bomb exploded.

*Buzz Buzz*

Priceless look on her face.

Boom

I'm so sorry but this made me laugh so fucking hard.

 

[2San]

Oh my! Those poor families of the suicide bombers. Why doesn't anybody ever think of them?

Black widows are wives of people who where abducted or murdered.

 

[Tristam]

Black widows are wives of people who where abducted or murdered.

I, too, deeply sympathize with their desire to kill hundreds of people completely unrelated to their husbands' abduction or murder.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

This calls for a ban. Not knowing THE NAKED GUN.

AND he's a baseball fan!

 

[2San]

I, too, deeply sympathize with their desire to kill hundreds of people completely unrelated to their husbands' abduction or murder.

Really? I don't sympathize with em though.

 

[Rapstah]

Considering how many messages I get from my operator monthly I don't see how this doesn't occur more often. In fact, since these are probably new phones set up specifically to be the remote, they should be getting a lot of "Your free month is now over!" and "Did you know you can call *333 to access your voice mail box?".

 

[xbhaskarx]

AND he's a baseball fan!

True, but I'm also a film snob. Even if it had been from Major League I probably wouldn't have recognized it. I actually don't like a single baseball movie, in fact the only sports movies I'd consider watchable are Chariots of Fire, Raging Bull (if that even counts), and The Damned United. Hopefully I can soon add Moneyball to that list....

 

[Bisnic]

Really? I don't sympathize with em though.

Sarcasm is hard to detect for some people huh?