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[Charles Foster Kane]

People who say they rather lose their legs are only thinking of their younger healthier self. I wonder how it'd be when they're older and a bit more out of shape. All I know is that when that depression hits, it would hit harder.

Prostetics do help many, I'm not saying they don't, but they don't work for all. In my mother's case for example they were too painful for her.

 

[Curtisaur]

Is that dude running by an IRL Photoshop window?

 

[Broder Salsa]

If you could sell a testicle, what is the lowest amount of money you would relinquish one for?

That depends, could I see it after it had been operated out and get a photo with it or something? Wouldn't feel right if you didn't get to say goodbye.

Nah we are chill its the 2 leggers with thr attitude problem, forum landmines and all.

Well it's good you are taking it well but I'm fuming here. Think I have to take a small break and go to sleep.

 

[Riggs]

If you could sell a testicle, what is the lowest amount of money you would relinquish one for?

Derail!!!!


$5,000 in Dominican Republican money, live like a 1 nutted king in the DR for the rest of my life.

Wooden don't let them ruin your night

 

[Ghost_Protocol]

Why are the arm-choppers so mad and insulting at the leg-choppers? omgwtflol

Spoiler

jealous of our two arms?

 

[The Albatross]

If you could sell a testicle, what is the lowest amount of money you would relinquish one for?

Make me an offer.

 

[Curtisaur]

That depends, could I see it after it had been operated out and get a photo with it or something? Wouldn't feel right if you didn't get to say goodbye.

Yes. You could also get a mold made of it so you can make a necklace out of it if you so choose.

 

[Prez]

If you could sell a testicle, what is the lowest amount of money you would relinquish one for?

20 bucks.

 

[CornBurrito]

You're losing your legs at the pelvis, not the your knees. It really shows how stupid all of you are.

Did the OP state that explicitly?

 

[The Albatross]

Did the OP state that explicitly?

Of course not -- it's just these leg lovers are all backtracking when they realize how quickly they were out witted

 

[Riggs]

20 bucks.

Have some self respect bro I would give you $40 for Christ sake.

 

[Prez]

Have some self respect bro I would give you $40 for Christ sake.

You've got yourself a deal.

 

[Outlaw]

Of course not -- it's just these leg lovers are all backtracking when they realize how quickly they were out witted

Out Witted? Dude, you chopped off both of your legs over an arm. Nothing else needs to be said.

 

[buhdeh]

I love how angry outlaw is getting over a hypothetical, would you rather question lmao

 

[Riggs]

Out Witted? Dude, you chopped off both of your legs over an arm. Nothing else needs to be said.

How's that marathon dark souls session coming along? Oh Wait .....

 

[Curtisaur]

I love how angry outlaw is getting over a hypothetical, would you rather question lmao

Mafucka's about to have a stroke and lose his left arm and left leg.

 

[pelicansurf]

You can still pull girls/have sex with one arm; you can't with zero legs.

 

[MoonLightWave]

Both legs. My arms are more important to me.

 

[Fou-Lu]

Why did I have to be born some weird righty/lefty hybrid, name two things and I probably do them with opposite hands. Still would choose arm though, would just take me a while to decide which.

 

[Outlaw]

How's that marathon dark souls session coming along? Oh Wait .....

I don't play video games, kid. Good luck moving your fat ass around when you get older.

 

[Won]

I just hope you guys never wake up in the night and need to go to the toilet, silly legcutters.

 

[Riggs]

I don't play video games, kid. Good luck moving your fat ass around when you get older.

hahha damn I just got burnt by a 1 arm casual

Sorry for thinking you played games on a video game forum Mr. Poopy pants!

 

[May16]

I hate my left arm so much that I kind of already don't even want it.

Ugh oh, I sense a George Bailey situation coming....

 

[The Albatross]

Out Witted? Dude, you chopped off both of your legs over an arm. Nothing else needs to be said.

sorry bro just countin my money right now . Good luck counting with your toes from your toilet mopper job man


*edit

how do you ninja edit with 1 hand?

 

[MIMIC]

I'm going with the arm.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

sorry bro just countin my money right now . Good luck counting with your toes man from your toilet mopper job

You know you could count with your other arm (or your mind), right?

 

[Riggs]

You know you could count with your other arm, right?

Not Outlaw, he's a bit slow.

 

[TUSR]

I've got a buddy with 1 arm. Seeing the shit he can do with just one is pretty amazing.

Ill lose my left arm before even thinking about 1 leg.

 

[Kite]

I actually asked some Wounded Warriors vets who missing various limbs and their general consensus was that they'd rather have the ability to walk. Twas a very morbid conversation since most of them were around my age (mid 20s).. You can still perform most basic functions in life and the missing limb isn't as noticeable if you were wearing a long sleeved shirt with one sleeve pined up.

 

[Outlaw]

sorry bro just countin my money right now . Good luck counting with your toes from your toilet mopper job man


*edit

how do you ninja edit with 1 hand?

Oh, I'm sure I make more money as a computer engineer than whatever it is you do.

 

[Riggs]

Oh, I'm sure I make more money as a computer engineer than whatever it is you do.

lololol

its cool man, I would have an angry attitude if I only had 1 arm too.

 

[The Albatross]

Oh, I'm sure I make more money as a computer engineer than whatever it is you do.

We're all just kidding around, btw.

but srs edit, probably not, but thats just gettin srs for a min

edit 2 armed ninja edit

 

[Curtisaur]

Oh, I'm sure I make more money as a computer engineer than whatever it is you do.

How about you computer engineer yourself out of that crappy mood bro

 

[Riggs]

We're all just kidding around, btw.

I've been having way to much fun with Outlaw man.

Pegasoos he could give himself a nice neck massage, but you know ... 1 arm and all.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

I actually asked some Wounded Warriors vets who missing various limbs and their general consensus was that they'd rather have the ability to walk. Twas a very morbid conversation since most of them were around my age (mid 20s).. You can still perform most basic functions in life and the missing limb isn't as noticeable if you were wearing a long sleeved shirt with one sleeve pined up.

The ability to freely walk (again, prostetics don't work for all) is priceless.

Also that feel of pity everyone would give someone without legs is hard to take.

 

[Curtisaur]

I've been having way to much fun with Outlaw man.

You have two arms. You have no excuse to miss the extra "o" in "too."

 

[Riggs]

You have two arms. You have no excuse to miss the extra "o" in "too."

Typing on mobile baby! With two thumbs Feels good man, even if I do fuck up.

 

[The Albatross]

How do you bro hug without 2 arms?

 

[Riggs]

How do you bro hug without 2 arms?

Dunno outlaw probably has no friends with that crappy 1 arm attitude.

 

[The Albatross]

Dunno outlaw probably has no friends with that crappy 1 arm attitude.

oh im sure he can engineer more friends than u can

 

[JordanN]

I need both my arms to play my 3DS and other game consoles.

 

[Loofy]

Oh, I'm sure I make more money as a computer engineer than whatever it is you do.

Wow its been awhile since Ive seen someone get so emotional on a message board.

 

[Platy]

I will go with Non-dominant arm.

If it is dominant arm or legs, I go with Legs.
I can work sitting, I can't work without my dominant arm =/

You do know you can relearn everything on your remaining arm right? God damned idiots..I tell you. All of you must be not be over 10 years old.

Most artisans would take DECADES to re-win the coordination of their main hand.

Silly things:

1) Wheelchair basketball is awesome
2) Wheelchair marathons are awesome
3) Ever try cutting a steak with 1 hand?
4) Ever try hammering something with 1 hand?
5) Ever try opening a beer with one hand?

Shit is hard.

I will just leave this here

 

[Curtisaur]

That excuse is acceptable. Previous "no excuses" null and void.

I think losing both legs makes you realize how good you have it with two arms, and makes you a better person through the lessons you learn from it. But losing one arm just seems to make you a jerk, while you look back and think about how much better it would be if you had chosen to keep both arms instead.

 

[not psycho]

Same as everyone else, I'd cheat and keep most of my legs and use prosthetics.

Otherwise, arm. Haven't seen anyone who can run with legs chopped off up to the hip.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

I will just leave this here

I don't have those either! So I doubly couldn't open a beer.

 

[Trent Strong]

I'm stunned that anyone would choose to lose both legs over one arm. That's just...insane. I can't even believe what I'm reading.

 

[Riggs]

God she is sexy.

 

[Alchemy]

Legs. Need my hands.

 

[Riggs]

I'm stunned that anyone would choose to lose both legs over one arm. That's just...insane. I can't even believe what I'm reading.

How will you hunt the mountain goat man without 2 arms?