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[Bloodwake]

Smackdown Spoilers:

Spoiler

The following is from PWInsider.com:


King Booker wins a battle royal to earn a title shot at Rey Mysterio's Smackdown title at the Great American Bash.

Mr. Kennedy d. Super Crazy when Psicosis distracted Crazy.

They announced that later Batista goes against Mark Henry
at Great American Bash

The Great Khali NC Tatanka

Vito d. Psicosis via submission due to distraction from Super Crazy

The Pitbulls d. Scotty 2 Hotty & Funaki, when Noble pinned Scotty

Bobby Lashley d. Gregory Helms in a non title match

3 Way announced for Great American Bash is Lashley vs. Finley vs. Regal

Batista came out, called out Mark Henry, he came down the walkway then Mysterio came down, Henry tossed Mysterio into the wall and Batista destroyed Henry.

All Hail King Booker....GAB may be worth watching after all!

One problem: he won't win. If he does, then Batista will beat him at the next PPV.

 

[CB3]

I swear, we should make two wrestling threads each week. One where people can laugh and one where people can whine and moan and bitch all they want about things that are not funny

That, or maybe i should just go bitch and moan in all the PS3 threads, since it seems i might be able to get away with it

 

[The Frankman]

Majority needs to be overthrown. That was full of LOL humor.

 

[Outcast2004]

Smackdown Spoilers:
spoiler]

All Hail King Booker....GAB may be worth watching after all!

I already posted those, junior.

 

[Bloodwake]

Yea that was stupid

Stand Back Video! So crafty DX!

Didnt we get the same thing last week?

Pretty much.

That segment peaked with some good laughs, but got old quick, and revisited old material.

This RAW ****ing sucks.

Oh well, here comes a Nitro vs. Carlito match.

 

[Eric Hall]

I swear, we should make two wrestling threads each week. One where people can laugh and one where people can whine and moan and bitch all they want about things that are not funny

That, or maybe i should just go bitch and moan in all the PS3 threads, since it seems i might be able to get away with it

No, the clashing of opinions makes it interesting

 

[Christopher]

I swear, we should make two wrestling threads each week. One where people can laugh and one where people can whine and moan and bitch all they want about things that are not funny

That, or maybe i should just go bitch and moan in all the PS3 threads, since it seems i might be able to get away with it

It wasn't funny, I'm glad you found that it was

 

[Perspicacity]

Hey... wrestling!

 

[Nameless]

That Segment started of great, but then it started to draw out a bit too much.

Carlito vs Nitro, things should pick up from here!

 

[Outcast2004]

You know, it's a good thing Melina has that KILLER body. It takes away from her face. She's got serious "butter-mouth". Basically, bitch needs to see a dentist.

 

[CB3]

:lol :lol :lol

DX FTW

 

[Bloodwake]

Nitro's head blocks the best part of Melina's entrance...

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

LOL @ Melina's entrance

 

[Christopher]

You know, it's a good thing Melina has that KILLER body. It takes away from her face. She's got serious "butter-mouth". Basically, bitch needs to see a dentist.

Truth ftw. I don't find her face that attractive AT ALL but her body is amaizng.

 

[CB3]

Carlito! Raw Saved!

 

[Bloodwake]

You know, it's a good thing Melina has that KILLER body. It takes away from her face. She's got serious "butter-mouth". Basically, bitch needs to see a dentist.

Ex-****ing-xactly

 

[Outcast2004]

Truth ftw. I don't find her face that attractive AT ALL but her body is amaizng.

Hey Nitro's tapping that on a nightly basis, as long as he's happy I guess.

Speaking of which...could he look anymore like a gay stripper?

 

[Nameless]

Melina would look ALOT better if her hair wasn't so...dramatic, and she didn't cake on so much make-up.

 

[mightynine]

"Mamacita has nice maracas"?

 

[The Frankman]

Carlito= Best wrestler without a finisher. Or a middle move. Or a starter move. Seriously, Ric Flair might have a larger moveset.

 

[Bloodwake]

- Vince McMahon is more hands on with ECW right now than the flagship Raw show, reports Dave Meltzer.

Well, that's about it for tomorrow night. If this ****ing sucked, I can't even imagine how bad tomorrow night's going to be.

 

[Christopher]

Carlito= Best wrestler without a finisher. Or a middle move. Or a starter move. Seriously, Ric Flair might have a larger moveset.

The backcracker.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Melina would look ALOT better if her hair wasn't so...dramatic, and she didn't cake on so much make-up.

Are you serious?

 

[Bloodwake]

Worst fake punching ever.

 

[The Frankman]

The backcracker.

Oh please that's barely a setup move. STFU > The backcracker

 

[CB3]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol DX again!

 

[DMczaf]

DX Replays ftw

 

[Nameless]

Are you serious?

maybe i wasn't..

 

[Ashodin]

RVD gonna lose

 

[Outcast2004]

Paul to give RVD his suspension slip?

Rob, what the **** man? You couldn't drop the weed for the biggest paydays of your life?

Weed destroys lives.

 

[Shard]

DX Replays ftw

Just as long as we get no boob replays from the eventual Umaga match.

 

[CB3]

Im guessing more Kane + Mask story next

 

[Nameless]

So we're gonna get a normal one on one match between Cena and Edge at SNME, and then a gimmick match at Summer Slam I take it.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Paul to give RVD his suspension slip?

Rob, what the **** man? You couldn't drop the weed for the biggest paydays of your life?

Weed destroys lives.

lol what?

Are you saying RVD has ever been anything but great all these years to every company he's been in? Weed hasn't ****ed anything up, it's just he didn't respect the law.

 

[Outcast2004]

Clerks 2, I'm there OPENING day.

 

[Bloodwake]

Im guessing more Kane + Mask story next

No, they discontinued that storyline last week.

 

[The Frankman]

"Man, dude! Lookit the boobs on the Samoan chick!"
"Where?"
"Right there with the facepaint!! Sweet!"
"Um... that's a dude."
"What? You're kidding me..."
"No, man. In fact that's Umaga."
"...... Oh God"

 

[Nameless]

Kobe!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CB3]

No, they discontinued that storyline last week.

He is gonna come out with the mask on i bet you

 

[Shard]

I remember seeing a news item of how they might do the final blow off tonight, but yea Kane Vs. Fane is pretty much over. Who would have thought that shit wouldn't draw files?

 

[Bloodwake]

Clerks 2, I'm there OPENING day.

Me too... At least this RAW has awesome movie commercials.

 

[Christopher]

Who cares about these bitches

 

[Outcast2004]

lol what?

Are you saying RVD has ever been anything but great all these years to every company he's been in? Weed hasn't ****ed anything up, it's just he didn't respect the law.

Eh?

He got busted, and it's going to cost him the biggest push of his life and get him suspended. I'd think that's pretty destructive.

He KNEW they were testing but didn't quit.
He KNEW if he got busted, they're be consequences, but didn't quit.

The guy lacks self control.

 

[Shard]

Who cares about these bitches

Vince does and thus we have to suffer through this yet again.

 

[Nameless]

37 minutes to go, still gotta go through Diva Search crap, Umaga's weekly squash, You know Orton is gonna do something, and the maievent...Looks like its gonna be a short title match.

 

[CB3]

That girl with the hair can be with carlito

 

[Bloodwake]

Who cares about these bitches

The Amy chick is hot... the rest of them I don't give a **** about.

 

[Archie]

what the **** is this diva shit

 

[Outcast2004]

I wonder if the crowd is groaning waiting for this shit to be over with?

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

This girl looks exactly like Trish with dark skin.