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[MattKeil]

"The third biggest film of all time is a Marvel movie based on The Avengers. The top two? Oh, they're both by James Cameron."

 

[Zantetsuken]

Are you gellin?

 

[EatinOlives]

Hundreds of thousands of people from around the world played the same copy of Pokemon Red at the same time.

 

[HylianTom]

Is this true?

Pretty much.

If I had nickel for each time I heard a talking head on CNN say that 1992 Clinton-Gore ticket "picked the lock on the electoral college" that the GOP had, I'd be a wealthy man. Now, things have swung, and the GOP has to run a perfect game if they want any hope of eeeking-out a win.

In 1994 (a very Republican year, no less), my statement would've seemed insane.

 

[Khalifa Jayy]

No one will ever need more than 640k of memory.

Think you understood the topic backwards, bud.

Although

"I have 8 gigs of ram in my laptop" would sound nuts.

 

[Malreyn]

I watch movies on my phone

 

[Rhomega Beta]

MTV doesn't play music videos. At all.

 

[trinest]

The internet was around 20 years ago. Like why would all these internet ones sound insane? Yes they will be confusing because it hasn't happened yet, but it isn't impossible to explain and general natural progression.

 

[OverBlood 3]

I'm going to the Czech Republic.

 

[TEJ]

"i just tweeted to my favorite game developer, and they replied a minute later"

 

[Chittagong]

Apple is still the most profitable phone maker in the world, nothing has changed.

This is already the second generation Microsoft is beating Nintendo in console sales.

I've got 12 games I play on my PlayStation 4, yet the disc slot remains a virgin.

I'm pretty bummed Facebook bought Oculus Rift instead of Valve.

 

[Alphahawk]

MTV doesn't play music videos. At all.

This is untrue. They don't play music videos as much as they used too, but they still play music videos .

 

[figadapaura]

Don't forget to put the recycling out for collection.

 

[Alienous]

I'm glad it's 2014

 

[Manmademan]

Is this true?

yep. Hillary clinton is going to walk to the oval office unless she dies of a heart attack before then.

You could run literally anyone as long as they have a (D) next to their names and obliterate whoever the republican nominee is.

 

[Oersted]

Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft are getting beaten by Samsung, Apple and Google.

A pope will step down.

Toy and comic based movies will dominate.

 

[Damaniel]

"There's a Sonic game on a Nintendo console with Mario in it."

My teenage mind would have exploded at the idea.

 

[NinjaTehFish]

"It just looks like a flashlight..."

 

[Xenex]

I'll pay you in BitCoins

 

[slit]

I don't need cable!

 

[timetokill]

I just took a selfie and my friend photobombed me while planking, then I tried to pull it down but my phone uploads to the cloud automatically and my folder's public, so my girlfriend posted it on her timeline and twitter and it's been liked and retweeted like 50 times already.

 

[LanceVance]

Yolo swag 2014 lmao brb brah

 

[ElTorro]

I expected Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to run for Senate and was surprised when he made a new movie instead.

 

[PseudoKirby]

Hurry it up I'm trying to beat this before blossoms on.

Spoiler

no one will get this reference

 

[zeemumu]

The Terminator ran California for a while.

 

[grumpy]

Portable Mac for under $999

 

[BocoDragon]

It is a scientific fact that there are 8 planets in the solar system.

 

[Gorillaz]

"People actually care about a Guardians of the Galaxy 2"

 

[NinjaTehFish]

Rolf Harris is a piece of shit.

Spoiler

:/

 

[TEJ]

Hurry it up I'm trying to beat this before blossoms on.

Spoiler

no one will get this reference

IN A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF PSEUDOKIRBY

TEJ UNDERSTANDS THAT REFERENCE

 

[figadapaura]

Why does every highlight video have dubstep over it?

 

[DrSlek]

Movie night!

Hold on a sec while I have my phone send it to the TV.

 

[Stet]

my book just ran out of batteries

 

[hateradio]

20 years ago was 1994.

Relevant:

That was awful.

 

[Lindbergh]

I think the George W. Bush Presidential Library has WiFi access.

 

[Pankratous]

I carry a device in my pocket which is capable of wirelessly accessing millions of servers around the globe and can show me almost all information known to man.

 

[JDSN]

We are still doing shit to fix the climate change.

 

[PseudoKirby]

IN A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF PSEUDOKIRBY

TEJ UNDERSTANDS THAT REFERENCE

awe damn right before I was going to edit my post to this

http://youtu.be/ecsPofVsOjg?t=3m15s

 

[Rhomega Beta]

I'm going to watch pornography on my phone.

"You can get a near limitless amount of porn instantly and for FREE!"

The Simpsons suck.

"The Simpsons is still on the air."

 

[Shalashaska]

Kojima was the best part of Gamescom

 

[Addi]

I have access to all the music on earth, but fuck it, I'm going back to vinyl!

 

[Arkos]

My husband and I just went to the weed store

 

[Raven Prime]

I tweet a lot.

 

[GoodCoffeeJoey]

Lindsay Lohan's career is dead.

 

[Various Artists]

I have the knowledge of all that is known in my pocket.

 

[speculawyer]

I have access to all the music on earth, but fuck it, I'm going back to vinyl!

That's crazy TODAY.

 

[Nintendoga]

"You wanna go see Forrest Gump? Hold on, let me get out my phone and see what critics are saying about it on the internet."

 

[zeemumu]

Lance Armstrong is a disgrace.

I can't play games with my friends because of the subscription fee.

Blowing into your cartridges does nothing to help them work.

 

[speculawyer]

Most of the people in America can get gay-married.

 

[figadapaura]

I'll just look up his wiki page.