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WTF happened to Nelly!?!

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On the surface this looks terrible but when you think a bit deeper this is actually genius.

This is what the current trend is. This is the sort of thing the masses want.

You have to remember that music is the guys job, not just a thing he does for fun.
 
A quick story, which may give some insight into what happened to Nelly. A couple years ago, Taylor Swift asked T.I. to perform with her at one of her Atlanta dates. T.I. agreed and brought a camera crew from his reality show. Who should be backstage when he gets there?

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Nelly and T.I. spend some time talking about how different backstage is for a Taylor Swift concert compared to a hip-hop concert. Nelly is then made aware of the catering situation:

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He and T.I. then hurry into hall to find a familiar face already there snacking.

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A quick story, which may give some insight into what happened to Nelly. A couple years ago, Taylor Swift asked T.I. to perform with her at one of her Atlanta dates. T.I. agreed and brought a camera crew from his reality show. Who should be backstage when he gets there?

[IMG ]http://i.imgur.com/TZEqpzF.jpg?1[ /IMG]

Nelly and T.I. spend some time talking about how different backstage is for a Taylor Swift concert compared to a hip-hop concert. Nelly is then made aware of the catering situation:

[IMG ]http://i.imgur.com/2DUXikJ.jpg?1[ /IMG]

He and T.I. then hurry into hall to find a familiar face already there snacking.

[IMG ]http://i.imgur.com/cXrXnNv.jpg?1[ /IMG]

This makes complete sense. Thanks for educating me on the Nelly situation.
 
What am I supposed to glean from the Nelly/TI backstage story?

It's kinda hard to keep your rap edge when you spend your down time following Taylor Swift around on tour. It might be why his past couple singles have been almost straight pop and nowhere near as good as his older stuff.

And I just wanted an excuse to post that story because I find it hilarious lol
 
It's kinda hard to keep your rap edge when you spend your down time following Taylor Swift around on tour. It might be why his past couple singles have been almost straight pop and nowhere near as good as his older stuff.

And I just wanted an excuse to post that story because I find it hilarious lol

He is just trying to fit in with the cool kids. Like Snoop and Katie Perry, Ludacris and Bieber, Eminem and Rihanna, Three 6 Mafia and Justin Timberlake, etc. Mainstream hip-hop in general has no "edge", everything has conglomerated, similar to the radio conglomerates that get paid to play their dull Pop-hop.
 
He is just trying to fit in with the cool kids. Like Snoop and Katie Perry, Ludacris and Bieber, Eminem and Rihanna, Three 6 Mafia and Justin Timberlake, etc. Mainstream hip-hop in general has no "edge", everything has conglomerated, similar to the radio conglomerates that get paid to play their dull Pop-hop.

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"Let me slide up under and work on you," or whatever he says to "Porsche," is not that subtle of a double entendre anyway, but in case the poor uptown girl still doesn't get it, Nelly overtly POINTS TO HER VAGINA. This is the best part of the video (I assume, since I only watched up to there), especially since the girl rewards Nelly's move with a little giggle, indicating the completion of successful wooing.
 
I'll be honest i half expected this to be about Nelly changing his race like Lil Kim or some other weird shit.
 
my friends just met him yesterday in Minneapolis and are going on crazy on twitter about it. I'm just like "it's just nelly..."
 
It pains me to see how bad he is now. I live like 5 minutes from where he grew up, the St. Lunatics are University City's claim to fame!
 
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