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[AssMan]

OLIMARION TO THE RESCUE AM I RITE?

 

[Desperado]

These days all the manly men hang out at docking parties.

:lol

 

[Kuroyume]

There are still real men out there all over the place. You're just not going to find them on MTV though...

 

[Hitokage]

These days all the manly men hang out at docking parties.

I really don't like the fact I get that joke.

 

[Diablos]

I really don't like the fact I get that joke.

I didn't get it. What does he mean?

 

[Incognito]

stephen's coming off as a real pussy in this 2nd season. Whats up with that Colin Ferrel looking dude? He's cheating on his hot girlfriend with some uglies and fatties.

for real. that girl is fuck moron total, though. i fell otu of my chair when he said they should drive seperately to their dinner date.

laugh out loud.

:lol :lol

 

[Ninja Scooter]

for real. that girl is fuck moron total, though. i fell otu of my chair when he said they should drive seperately to their dinner date.

laugh out loud.

:lol :lol

:lol he probably had some girl in his truck that gave him a handjob on the way to the restaurant.

 

[Drinky Crow]

Nah, Republicans are upper middle-class, preppy, effete tools like Tucker Carlson, Rush Limbaugh, Jonah Goldberg and olimario. They're like the painted lads of Elizabeth's court; concerned with their wealth or their status or their looks or their material possessions. A REAL MAN doesn't give a shit about what he owns; he lives life on no-one's terms, and least of all the terms of consumer culture.

Women come a-runnin' to the REAL MAN not because he uses Axe body spray or wears Abercrombie or sports the latest from Dolce/Gabbana or drives a 525i -- they come because he gets the job fuckin' done, and Lord help whoever gets in his way.

The REAL MEN are largely libertarian in disposition, and don't give a fuck about wealth or appearance -- it's all about doin' a hard day's work and stickin' it to The Man if he gets in your face. Of course, they're all about kicking whiny hippy ass, too, but plenty of libruls don't have much taste for them hippies either, I reckon. REAL MEN don't much like taxes, though.

 

[Musashi Wins!]

This forum is full of self hating, misandrist men so this thread will not end in your favor.

this is kind of sad and kind of true. ITS CULTURE, NOT OUR WIMPY FAULT

 

[MoxManiac]

I had to look up the definition for misandrist. GAF succeeds as a teaching tool again!

 

[Silent Death]

Sounds to me like the original poster likes to be the bottom and is having a hard time finding someone to be ontop. How else would you explain him crying over other men.

 

[teh_pwn]

I didn't get it. What does he mean?

ugh, I don't think you want to know. I just looked 'docking' on urban dictionary...

 

[Widfara]

I wish I were a Roman, because in that case I would fuck the world with my sword, LOL MY SWORD MOTHER FUCKER VINI VIDI VICI

 

[Drensch]

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."
"If our father is our basis for God, and our fathers abandoned us, then what does that tell you about God?"

We are the middle children of history, with no purpose or place. Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.


Is that what we're talking about?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I wish I were a Roman, because in that case I would fuck the world with my sword, LOL MY SWORD MOTHER FUCKER VINI VIDI VICI

and then you'd go to a bathhouse and have an orgy with 17 teenage boys. Manly, those romans were.

 

[masud]

You we're watching Laguna Beach? Then you had the nerve to question other men's masculinity? :lol

 

[Boogie]

The only solution is to strap on a pair of boxing gloves, go to a gym, and beat the crap out of other men. Get your nose bloodied some

 

[Ninja Scooter]

You we're watching Laguna Beach? Then you had the nerve to question other men's masculinity? :lol

i watch it for the women! the underage women! Real men lust after 16 year old girls!

 

[Triumph]

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."
"If our father is our basis for God, and our fathers abandoned us, then what does that tell you about God?"

We are the middle children of history, with no purpose or place. Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.


Is that what we're talking about?

That's what I thought of, yes.

And I find Lonestar's prescence in this thread laughable. He's only in here to TALK about Laguna Beach. And he goes to a fucking tanning bed. It's like listening to Olimario for tips on privacy or how to treat a lady.

 

[atomsk]

you can file 'real men' in the same folder as 'nice guys'. you're not going to find any

we're all pretty much assholes

so deal

 

[aoi tsuki]

you can file 'real men' in the same folder as 'nice guys'. you're not going to find any

we're all pretty much assholes

so deal

Uh, there's plenty of nice guys around, myself included. i'm just not a clithanging pussy, like too many are, and like i almost became years back.

 

[Triumph]

you can file 'real men' in the same folder as 'nice guys'. you're not going to find any

we're all pretty much assholes

so deal

Yes, but there are assholes that put "product"(whatever that is) in their hair and assholes who don't. There are assholes that dress all fruitacular(actual MATCHING OF CLOTHES) and assholes who don't.

This thread is a celebration of the men who don't.

 

[atomsk]

the point i was trying to make was that at any given time whatever 'ideal' women are going to be looking for, be it 'nice guys' or 'real men' or whatever, they're always going to find an excuse to say they "cant find any"

doesnt matter if they're surrounded by them, it's always "oh, i wish i could find a such and such"

 

[Triumph]

the point i was trying to make was that at any given time whatever 'ideal' women are going to be looking for, be it 'nice guys' or 'real men' or whatever, they're always going to find an excuse to say they "cant find any"

doesnt matter if they're surrounded by them, it's always "oh, i wish i could find a such and such"

And my point is, if you don't put shit into your hair to color or style it, you can at least wake up and look at yourself in the morning and say "I'm a man. I could go out into the wild and kill an ox with only my dick today if I wanted to. I'm not saying I'm GOING to, but that I could."

Nothing else really gives you that kind of confidence.

 

[Diablos]

Widfara says:

"GAF MUST STOP ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF GIRLY MEN"

 

[Incognito]

i'm past the hair dying stage, raoul. :love :lol

 

[gblues]

I'm a man
I can change
If I have to
I guess...

 

[Triumph]

i'm past the hair dying stage, raoul. :love :lol

You still go to fakebake, though yeah?
I dunno. If I was as ill as you probably are I would likely be doing all sorts of weird ass shit, so maybe in your case you get a pass. Everyone else tho... Nancy City.

 

[Incognito]

yea, i'm on a little break from the fake-n-bake. burned myself pretty damn good... :lol

 

[Warm Machine]

Alexander the Great. Real man or not?

 

[Triumph]

Alexander the Great. Real man or not?

Sure. He was such a man that he slept with all of the women in the known world, so all that was left was men. Kind of like Bowie and Jagger.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

I've got your real man right here!













*I'm pointing at my crotch*

 

[aoi tsuki]

Sure. He was such a man that he slept with all of the women in the known world, so all that was left was men. Kind of like Bowie and Jagger.

Yeah, but didn't Bowie sleep with some of the men as well?

 

[Mermandala]

Real men TWIRL FIRE! don't wear SHOES! got LONG HAIR! wear GRASS SKIRTS and play THE COOL UKULELE ALLL SUMMER LOOONNGG!

 

[Boogie]

Yeah, but didn't Bowie sleep with some of the men as well?

Spoiler

Umm, yeah, that was his point

 

[aoi tsuki]

Spoiler

Umm, yeah, that was his point

Dammiit, i've been DRINKING! Twenty-four fucking ounces of MALT LIQUOR! That's how REAL MEN roll, son!

 

[Jonk]

Its called being polite and considerate. Other wise known as manners. Apparently you didnt grow up in a civilized way.

You can still be assertive and put your foot where it needs to be, and knowing when to do that and when to be polite is what a true man is, not some testosterone fucker being a dick all the time and having to defend his penis to prove that he is the alpha male.

You sound like a god damn neanderthal raised in a trailer park where your father was a wifebeater and your mother was a rag doll bitch. People like you make the world fucked up along with shitty reality shows and other programming like laguna beach. You both are part of the problem, you are just one end of the spectrum looking at and criticizing the other end.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Its called being polite and considerate. Other wise known as manners. Apparently you didnt grow up in a civilized way.

You can still be assertive and put your foot where it needs to be, and knowing when to do that and when to be polite is what a true man is, not some testosterone fucker being a dick all the time and having to defend his penis to prove that he is the alpha male.

You sound like a god damn neanderthal raised in a trailer park where your father was a wifebeater and your mother was a rag doll bitch. People like you make the world fucked up along with shitty reality shows and other programming like laguna beach. You both are part of the problem, you are just one end of the spectrum looking at and criticizing the other end.

AND you can also watch Laguna Beach, right?

 

[Fix]

Too busy for the bitches.

 

[MrAngryFace]

I dunno, I buy 20 dollar shoes, they last me 6 months. They arent shit. They take a fucking beating. How much are your shoes?

I do have my own style when it comes to clothes, but it isnt dictated by brand, and its fairly understated.

Real men express themselves through their actions, not their style.

Stoicism IS key.

 

[etiolate]

Alexander the Great. Real man or not?

You know what I just watched Alexander and I must say I've seen gay indie flicks that were less gay than that movie.

 

[BuG]

I think emo dudes are fucking hilarious girls are ok, guys ugh.... go lift some weights, get that 5 o'clock shadow going on (real stubble not peachy fuzz).




edit:


I would post emo guy pictures but if you type that in google image search you get a boatload of results of guys kissing each other so yeah....

I didn't get any pictures of guys kissing each other but I did get this.

 

[etiolate]

If you want emo examples you can always go to the picture thread to find images of myself or hXc thugg. I desperately don't want to be emo, but it's like they copied my very existance and gave it a name and some poor music. =(

 

[MrAngryFace]

Haha.

EMOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Flynn]

Real men don't need to prove shit.

They don't need to fight, because they already know they're better.
They hug their son and don't give a fuck if anybody sees.
They're polite and kind and respectful because only the insecure brag and make a ruckus.

All the examples of big, manly men like pirates and pro wrestlers and your dad are all adolecent fantasies and lizard-brain remnants from when cavemen chased their food.

I'm glad we're getting over all that.

I hate the idea that my father and his father never connected.

The idea that men should be stoic is crap -- it's an emotional prison that prevents you from truly enjoying life and making the most of the short time we have with our loved ones.

 

[MrAngryFace]

LETS HOLD HANDS FLYNN!


Be real. Men are about GUTS and ACTION and INTEGRITY! Thats the kind of man I strive to be. BUT ALAS MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL PICK OUT SHOES TOGETHER

 

[Triumph]

It's like I told this girl when we were talking about guys the other day. Men bottle up their emotions and don't acknowledge them, whereas chicks have to wear them on their sleeves instead of being all civilized about it.

Real men don't just NOT show emotion- they don't even acknowledge HAVING any emotions!

 

[BobbyRobby]

it all started with the chick-voice. You know what i'm talking about. Those guys who bifurcate their vocal patterns based on the gender of the person on the other line. Call them up and they sound like Stallone, but if their girlfriend (or any girl) calls them, its this harmless pre-pubescent voice and demeanor that makes you cringe like no other.

:lol

These are the exact types I have a problem with. I don't care if you love your girlfriend, or if you want to know how her day has been. That's good, you're being nice. Its the fake submissiveness that bugs me. You can't always give a girl what she wants. You're hurting her in the long run. How do you think they got so emotional in the first place? Men have been pussies for years.

For instance, I wanna know who started the custom of lying to girls to make them feel better. I was in a terrible situation once when a fat female friend of mine was very depressed, and the topic of her weight came up. She was crying, and whatnot, when she finally asked, "You don't think I'm fat, do you?", to which I replied, "No." How could I respond any other way when doing so would open up a torrent of emotion. Then she asked, "If you thought I looked fat, you'd tell me, right?", "Yes."

I felt like shit for her. She'd have been much better off if she had faced the reality of her problem in the beginning, and learned to deal it in a rational manner. Me lying to her was akin giving pain reducer to a flu victim. Sure, I make her feel better, but I prolong her problem. If she deals with the pain and toughens up, she'll be better off in the long run.

This type of thing is the reason we have 'psychological harm', and people trying to make certain speech taboo, or illegal. Don't you realize how much power you give to the guy that actually breaks the social custom, and calls a girl fat to her face? He can, in many cases, bring a girl to tears with a few words. This is a serious problem, as you can't force people to be nice.

A real man, or any person of quality, is kind, not some macho jerk. One who acts as themself to their partner, and stands their ground.

Real men don't just NOT show emotion- they don't even acknowledge HAVING any emotions!

Men are not as protected by society as women. Most men feel a need to cater to, and care for females. Men realize, and are taught at a young age that they cannot use their emotions to control others and further their goals as women do. Therefore, there are less outward displays of emotion.

That doesn't mean its not there. I'm always in tears. I'll be listening to a song and start crying, or reading a Spider-Man Comic. Hell, I was in tears throughout most of X-Men 2, because it was so awesome. You may beg to differ, but I do not think this makes me less of a man, as I do not tell girls I do so to impress them, or use my emotion to further any social goals.

 

[Boogie9IGN]

REAL men should never shop for clothes. They should never give a fuck what brand their shoes are -- ideally, they're wearing the same boots they used to crush a cougar's head with the day previous -- and they have no fucking opinion on fashion, music or anime.

Bein' a dude is about pure, unrepentant stoicism and a complete inability to be moved by one's environment or peers. It's also about biting a shark's face off and then drinking a keg of Jack Daniels to celebrate.

Drinky = Maddox?

Btw, for anyone who hasn't seen it yet, Maddox's A Tribute To Real Men

 

[J2 Cool]

I wasn't born brawny enough or with a big jaw line, 6 foot+, and real manly features. So I have to play the pretty boy route instead. I don't like it, but I have to play the cards, so what can I do?