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wtf, when did amazon start selling strapons
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robochimp said:
I remember an amusing anecdote I was once told about a guy who had no idea how to work those things using them on some girl. He took the phrase "pull them out when I'm cumming" to mean "Yank on this like you are rip-starting a motor mower".
Probably just a lie, but it gave me the giggles for a long time.
Yikes.....looks to me like it is hosted on their server.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...a/102-6211543-0195355?v=glance&s=hpc&n=507846
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...a/102-6211543-0195355?v=glance&s=hpc&n=507846
scola said:
I believe the name was "Matlock GA." Whoever could that be...?
It's kind of funny to see sex toys on Amazon, albeit cheap, shitty ones! Sure beats going to seedy porn stores to buy cheap, shitty sex toys!
EDIT: Oops, Matlock, not Maverick... I fucked that one I'm. I'm betarded.
It was Matlock....scola said:
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Matlock GA (Collegetown, USA) - See all my reviews
A girl here at my college dorm bought this thing. We were hanging out one night -- you know, just shooting the breeze, drinking peculiarly named soda pop, being ironic, making references to pop culture of the 80's and early 90's, and thinking of kooky things to do and then talk about on internet forums. Well once we got bored of that, she offered to try her new strap on out on me! At first I was pretty skeptical but then I thought, "Hey I'm in college! College is great! It's a time to experiment!" I had never been penetrated anally before, but it was really a breeze with some lube....and this product's vibration feature made things quite easy for an ass-virgin like myself. I just loved how she FMUTA and can't wait to tell all my online friends about this.
A great buy for college students, though people on a bigger budget might want to to with something that self-heats and self lubes.
:lol :lol
^^^ edit: shit, I didn't read the name the first time :lol me = pwned
peculiar named soda = fanta
80s and 90s pop references = GA OT
that bizarre sex thread with femal > male penetration
and the acronym which shall not be named has led me to believe this was all a set up by matlock to work the banned phrase in
I'm watching you matlock
peculiar named soda = fanta
80s and 90s pop references = GA OT
that bizarre sex thread with femal > male penetration
and the acronym which shall not be named has led me to believe this was all a set up by matlock to work the banned phrase in
I'm watching you matlock
Ninja Scooter
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KiNeSiS said:
probalby put them up his ass.
Ninja Scooter said:
I never used sex toys I feel my dick is good enough. I don't even eat the cat no more, to much risk of aids.
Vaginal Secretions carry HIV don't listen to broads that tell you otherwise!!!
I'm very good at cunigulus but refrane unless it's a girlfriend. I haven't had one of those in about a year and a half. Fuck a ball and chain, I do what I want when I want.
Fuck an anal bead! I like actual bitches.
Did a bitch ever try to slip you the finger?
I mean the finger up in your Ass!!
One time a bitch my ex (a real freak I should put up a picture.)
well she tried to put her finger up my ass.
I like when a female rubs under the balls she caught me off guard with that shit, I had to slap her!
I reached back like a PIMP and smacked the HOE.
She was sad stating that she read in cosmo it's the male G-Spot.
I'm sure similar instances occured with you.
Perhaps a broad introduced sex toys and hit his G-Spot and Turned him out.
Listen I'm a Pimp we can talk business I don't care what you do but I can make money off of you. There is a small market for tricks like you. For the tricks you turn you will be compensated.
You need a Pimp that could fuck shit up!!!
Suppose you serviced Hulk Hogan and he didn't want to pay, what would you do?
You wouldn't do shit, you couldn't do shit!!!
The Hulkster would go Hog Wild on that ass with a Big Boot.
A pimp like me would easily destroy Hogan after a brief negotiation, which I'm sure he'd be wise enough to pay.
VS
HULKSTER!!!!
FIGHT!!!
KiNeSiS said:
Cosmo is a worthless rag, but they're accurate-- the prostate is the male g-spot.
But right on, dude, you hit that bitch. Ain't nothin' more manly than regaling us with stories about pimp slappin' all those hoes. I'm jealous dawg.
My guess at what really happened (IRC style, 'cos I'm a nerd):
* KiNeSiS slides down his pants and begins masturbating
* KiNeSiS begins to think of a right proper fantasy
<KiNeSiS> I. LIKE. FUCK. ING.
* KiNeSiS begins gets a hot, steamy fuck fantasy going on
<KiNeSiS> OH. YEAH. I'M. FUCK. ING. YOU.
* KiNeSiS increases his stroke speed
<KiNeSiS> OH. GOD. PUT. THAT. FIN. GER. IN. MY. ASS.
* KiNeSiS is really roughing up his subject, now
<KiNeSiS> OH. GOD. MOM. LET. ME. TOU. CH. YOU. OH. OHHH. AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!
* KiNeSiS achieves orgasm
<KiNeSiS> TIME. TO. MAKE. SHIT. UP. TO. TELL. GAF. I'M. SO. HARD.
psycho_snake
I went to WAGs boutique and all I got was a sniff
I wonder if they sell whips, handcuffs or any other sex toys. If they are 50% off, i should get a set, mide are kind of worn out.
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