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WWE suspends Eva Marie

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I must be the only person on this site that thinks Eva Marie is average.

Well you know, boney knees and all...

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I have only seen her on Total divas.

I have yet to discover a redeeming quality.
Her current gimmick of avoiding having to wrestle Becky Lynch at all costs has been pretty good actually.

They've given her this long ridiculous entrance where she has her own announcer going on about about how amazing she is. And then the last two times she actually got into the ring she faked a leg injury, and then the next match had an immediate wardrobe malfunction.

It's what makes this whole situation kind of funny. I mean, if they wanted to they could lean into this and this Sunday haver her special announcer tell the wrestlers in the ring "EVA IS UNABLE TO COMPETE TONIGHT, AS SHE HAS BEEN CALLED TO AN EMERGENCY VACATION IN PARIS"
 
I'd be surprised if he follows through his plan to "EXPOSE TO TRUTH!". I'd imagine he's heard from multiple people that he's going to get her fired.

He never said that. He just said that people would get pissed once they found out what the reason for her suspension was. He never claimed to release that info himself.

I mean, all anyone has to do is "anonymously" tip off Meltzer or Wade Keller and there you go.
 
He never said that. He just said that people would get pissed once they found out what the reason for her suspension was. He never claimed to release that info himself.

I mean, all anyone has to do is "anonymously" tip off Meltzer or Wade Keller and there you go.
If the info gets out it will be clear where it came from.
 
I must be the only person on this site that thinks Eva Marie is average.

Clarify please: Average looking or average skills in the ring? if it's the latter I'm with you.

What drugs do these women take that give them that hard-ass jaw line? They all don't have it and it seems they lose is some after they retire or stop competing for a spell.
 
Considering how many people were involved, they must've had a coke party haha. I wonder who else gets got.

Would be appropriate if she never did get to make a real debut in the ring.
 
I wonder if the press release is going to be "she only took x, you shouldn't be suspended for it", or "she took y at a wrestlers party and the following people also took y and were not suspended...".
 
I wonder if the press release is going to be "she only took x, you shouldn't be suspended for it", or "she took y at a wrestlers party and the following people also took y and were not suspended...".

The husband already got exposed as being sponsored by a sketchy as fuck supplement company. He issues a press release, it's going to be "my fatburners that are never going to be unbanned are fine" and get her in more trouble.
 
The husband already got exposed as being sponsored by a sketchy as fuck supplement company. He issues a press release, it's going to be "my fatburners that are never going to be unbanned are fine" and get her in more trouble.
This seems most likely if he does say anything.
 
Average??? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Come on dude, she ain't even my type but she ain't fucking average.
Yep. There's always a place in wrestling for incredibly good looking people.

It's one of the main reasons Orton is always pushed as hard as he is. Although he definitely has more wrestling talent than Eva.
 
Yep. There's always a place in wrestling for incredibly good looking people.

It's one of the main reasons Orton is always pushed as hard as he is. Although he definitely has more wrestling talent than Eva.

His dad is a "Legend" too, but the dude is pretty good at promos when it seems like he gives a shit, and he does put on good matches.

I don't really care for either of them much, but comparing the two is a huge disservice to Orton.
 
His dad is a "Legend" too, but the dude is pretty good at promos when it seems like he gives a shit, and he does put on good matches.

I don't really care for either of them much, but comparing the two is a huge disservice to Orton.
Orton has been handed a lot. But sure. He's a good wrestler no doubt. When he cares, he's great, like his feud with Brock right now.

But the other 75 percent of the time he doesn't seem to care about putting forward any exta effort. That's not what I see as someone who deserved what was the 1B position in the company right behind Cena all those years. Not to mention his multiple infractions behind the scenes.

His look and lineage got him very far.
 
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