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[KyoZz]

"Featuring top notes of kaffir lime and winter lemon, aromatic herbal middle notes of mint and sage, and woody bottom notes of patchouli and clearwood."

"Lynx Xbox is a fresh scent of pulsing green citrus, featuring top notes of kaffir lime and winter lemon, aromatic herbal middle notes of mint and sage, and woody bottom notes of patchouli and clearwood. Containing a range of natural essential oils, the Xbox Lynx range comes with a sleek new look and features a body spray, deodorant, and shower gel."

Xbox Lynx will be available from July at grocery stores and pharmacies across Australia and New Zealand. There is no word yet on if it'll be released in other parts of the world.

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[888]

Not gonna lie, I would buy it for the shits and giggles.

 

[FearlessBelgian]

Does it smell like Phil Spencer ?

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

Microsoft is serious about cleaning up its Xbox community.

 

[FranXico]

Forget AXE, it's all about the X, baby!

 

[Pallas]

I like the design, kind of a funny thing to have but I've seen crazy stuff from both PlayStation and Xbox brands.

 

[shark sandwich]

Smells like Mountain Dew, Nacho Cheese Doritos, and moldy jizz rags.

 

[SirKicksalot]

Well, they got 50% of it right:

 

[ThatStupidLion]

is the "Lynx" brand part of xbox nexts campaign?

now I can put a smell to Neogaf xbox threads. its like walking past an abercrombie and fitch.

 

[lucius]

Yeah I would buy that just for laughs, plus if it smells good you can say I have Xbox on

 

[Fuzzee]

Good marketing, their primary demographic is overwhelmingly likely to buy products for the ironic value / humor associated. It's working for 'Fugglers' it can work for Microsoft / Xbox.

 

[ExpandKong]

This is some 2006 level shit here but I dig it for some reason. Nostalgia I guess? Gotta clean up after I get those Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel sweats.

 

[nowhat]

Does it smell like Phil Spencer ?

Careful, you might get the attention of at least one dreaming gaffer.

 

[Shifty]

 

[Nikana]

Whole new meaning to "the power of X."

 

[FranXico]

I like the design, kind of a funny thing to have but I've seen crazy stuff from both PlayStation and Xbox brands.

True. PlayStation credit cards are silly too.

 

[Ar¢tos]

Next: Xbox frozen meals line

 

[The Bloody-Nine]

Call of Duty sweats targeted.

 

[ExpandKong]

Next: Xbox frozen meals line

The Tex-Mex Box: Chicken enchiladas with a Doritos sauce, beans and rice, and a Mt. Dew glazed churro for dessert.

 

[LucidFeuer]

Ahah that's why I've always hated Xbox, what a brand for degenerate fat couch potatoes from dumbistan.

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

Xbox fans stink.

 

[SlashBringingHasher]

Does it smell like Phil Spencer ?

if it doesn't am not buying it.

I also want a special edition with Doritos and Mountain Dew smells. mixed in with Phil's ofcourse

 

[Kagey K]

Ahah that's why I've always hated Xbox, what a brand for degenerate fat couch potatoes from dumbistan.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Wow, I never thought Phil would get upset about my previous posts regarding his smell of desperation coming out of his armpits.

Can't wait to see his million dollar smirk at Xbox's E3 Conference

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Cunth

Test it out and let us know what you think

 

[Gavin Stevens]

As a huge Xbox fan I'm going to just go ahead and say what the fuck.

 

[nowhat]

Test it out and let us know what you think

I'm guessing you'd like them to smell like.... musky... cheese?

 

[Meowzers]

They'll be unveiling this at E3 as one of their new exclusives.

 

[Musky_Cheese]

I'm guessing you'd like them to smell like.... musky... cheese?

I'd be surprised if it wasn't just rebranded AXE

 

[flacopol]

sure for the "Filthy Peasant"... /s

=)

 

[haxan7]

Nothing wrong with encouraging gamers to have better hygiene. You know this must have been thoroughly researched and it was decided that there was a market for this.

 

[Northeastmonk]

This is some 2006 level shit here but I dig it for some reason. Nostalgia I guess? Gotta clean up after I get those Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel sweats.

You can put on your Xbox 360 pajama pants and play some of those Burger King 360 games.

 

[Starlight Lotice]

Now you can all go wash your X Boxes in Private!

 

[Jigsaah]

As non video game related products go...I actually think this is the least of all evils.

 

[GreenAlien]

But.. is it ecologically harmless?

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Now you can all go wash your X Boxes in Private!

You can buy virtual dirt on your face for $5

Or soap to get real dirt of your face for $5

Gaming wants your money

 

[ethomaz]

Destiny's marketing again?

 

[Eiknarf]

I tossed any of my colognes that had patchouli - I don't like that scent.

I make sure to look at all the notes before I invest in a cologne. If there's patchouli in it, no sale

 

[Moses85]

No need, already smelling like a looser.

 

[its_justJEFF]

They weren't kidding about turning Xbox into more than just a video game brand! I'm sure there is a demo for this, some ppl be hardcore like that!

 

[wintermutexo]

What is the level of self-hatred required to buy these?

 

[octiny]

Day 1.

 

[Schrödinger's cat]

I haven't showered for 18 years.
I'm damned if I'm going to start now.

That's it Microsoft. You just lost a customer.

 

[Starlight Lotice]

You can buy virtual dirt on your face for $5

Or soap to get real dirt of your face for $5

Gaming wants your money

But does it come with a "Steve" Clunge Sponge?

 

[Frank Spencer]

 

[Vawn]

When I picture a prototypical Xbox gamer, it's the exact opposite of what I want to smell like.

 

[Pejo]

This needs to be worked into the doritopope.jpg ASAP.

 

[Virex]

Any exclusive content for pre-ordering?

 

[brap]

I'm gonna buy that shower gel and none of you can stop me

 

[VisualFidelity]

When are pre=orders up on this bad boy??? XBOX Killer app has arrived. THis could seriously win the console war. I mean imagine, xbox gamers will get more girls because they wont stink after gaming hard and sweating for all those hours!