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DXB-KNIGHT
Member
That's Modbot
Darryl M R
Member
Time to screw over Youtubers!
I think I would have a good shot applying if I wanted to work in WA
GenericUser
Member
sucks for the fans, but it is their right to do that. If it's a good decision to execute your right in that manner ... is a different story.
stump sock
Member
half of them would do it for the price of a pat on the head from uncle nintendo
Oh I'm sure they do.
Smaaaaaaaash!
DXB-KNIGHT
Member
Come on they still make games
Icefire1424
Member
After considerable review, we feel this post infringes on the Intellectual Property of Nintendo, and request that OP, the NeoGaf community, and all related entities cease and desist or face legal action. Seriously. We're even willing to overlook the numerous infractions in the "Fan Art" threads. Just stop it. We mean it.
Do I get the job?
SweetDonuts
Member
This is my calling in life
Suzushiiro
Banned
Clearly someone should get the job and go out of their way to not actually do it, or only do it in cases where it's clearly over the line and/or nobody gives a shit.
I'm also going to guess that this posting will get an above-average number of troll resumes.
I'm also going to guess that this posting will get an above-average number of troll resumes.
RealityCheque
Banned
It's like applying to be a traffic warden.
It just screams "I hate myself"
It just screams "I hate myself"
LordRaptor
Member
Ironically this role is probably specifically designed as oversight to differentiate between not for profit fan works and DMCA takedowns of for profit clones so not everything gets treated the same way
ebullientprism
Member
Actually no, you need to level rogue to 30 and pugilist to Level 15 in order to access ninja.
Dark Cloud
Member
Redmond isn't a cheap place to live. Lol
Yuuuuup. This is going to be insufferable.
wvnative
Member
Can't you get folks to do this for free?
What asshats.
Funfact: before you start a job at Sega of japan, they lead you into a dark room and force you to shoot a tied up Sonic fan artist.
/s
SliceSabre
Banned
My greatest dream as a child was to be the best snitch I can be, now I can get paid for it. Praise Nintendo. All those ass beatings I got from my cousins will finally pay off!
ElectricBlanketFire
Member
Nintendo: "What would you say is your worst quality?"
IPEC: "If anything, I hate Metroid TOO much."
Nintendo: "You're hired!"
IPEC: "If anything, I hate Metroid TOO much."
Nintendo: "You're hired!"
Is that like a meter maid? Because that is the most pathetic, self-loathing job I can think of.
Actually I take that back... being a cop for Nintendo, is the most pathetic and self-loathing job I can think of.
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To snitch on them is my cause
Piston Hyundai
Member
Forced?
Can't you get folks to do this for free?
Plenty of crybabies out there. No reason to pay someone.
beaten on this joke lol
BladeoftheImmortal
Member
I think I'll actually send in my resume. Can't hurt.
That's some gross shit.Can't you get folks to do this for free?
HerjansEagleFeeder
Member
Are those Nintendo characters I see in avatars on this very forum? Without the expressed written consent of Nintendo Co. Ltd.?
Doing the job is my reward!
AtomicShroom
Member
Considering how close we are to the reveal and how few actual leaks there have been, I'm thinking whoever has the job right now has nothing to worry about!
sssstententen
Member
Video games were a mistake. Theyre nothing but trash.
Holy shit
What the fuck is Nintendo doing recently? Almost every single thing so far this year has been an attack on their fanbase, and now they're hiring paid snitchers/wankers to kill off every trace of fan creations?
Doesn't surprise me that none of this occurred until a year after iwata died.
What the fuck is Nintendo doing recently? Almost every single thing so far this year has been an attack on their fanbase, and now they're hiring paid snitchers/wankers to kill off every trace of fan creations?
Doesn't surprise me that none of this occurred until a year after iwata died.
