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This is great. Very subtle injections of comedy everywhere like how he scrolls past the images of handguns in Bridge. :lol

Hats off to a great satirist.
 
lockii said:
This is great. Very subtle injections of comedy everywhere like how he scrolls past the images of handguns in Bridge. :lol

Hats off to a great satirist.
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Great stuff. Funny as hell, and I learned a few things about photoshop at the same time. Now I just need to get a copy of photoshop. I haven't used it since they cracked down on pirating, and can't justify the cost since I'm one of those $75 users.

I'm thinking of just getting elements, is it any good?
 
PrivateWHudson said:
Great stuff. Funny as hell, and I learned a few things about photoshop at the same time. Now I just need to get a copy of photoshop. I haven't used it since they cracked down on pirating, and can't justify the cost since I'm one of those $75 users.

I'm thinking of just getting elements, is it any good?
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So you're saying Photoshop is absolutely not available in a non-legal way?
 
Powerslave said:
So you're saying Photoshop is absolutely not available in a non-legal way?
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I'm saying that as I got older I found buying stuff more convienent and fell out the the loop. However, with something that has such a high cost/usage ratio, non-conventional methods are attractive. I'm a firm believer that there is always a way.
 
muttyeah416 said:
dude... i think it's dane cook, sounds like him and has hints of him in the pictures
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Dane Cook would need to find a way to become immortal, spend 5000 years refining his comedy craft, find a time machine and go back to today to even approach half the funny in these videos alone. Oh, and he'd have to learn Photoshop too, which I doubt he's even heard of.

In other words, I doubt it's actually Dane Cook.
 
jman2050 said:
Dane Cook would need to find a way to become immortal, spend 5000 years refining his comedy craft, find a time machine and go back to today to even approach half the funny in these videos alone. Oh, and he'd have to learn Photoshop too, which I doubt he's even heard of.

In other words, I doubt it's actually Dane Cook.
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1. He sounds like Dane Cook
2. He whines/cries like Dane Cook
3. His jokes are quite close to what Dane Cook does (Shenanigans, Vanagans, etc etc)
4. Dane Cook pics (even if the files were named Douchebag, we still saw his pics).

Long story short, if you know Dane's material, you know that this guy has the same style. If not, then he is a great impersonator. Audio doesn't represent video. You don't require the skill of Photoshop to add audio to a video file. Maybe someone else is doing the photoshop (a very likely "maybe"). Dane might just be providing his voice...
 
:lol Dude it's not Dane Cook. This guy is actually making me laugh first off. Secondly, why would he be doing internet shorts? Isn't he a big, shitty movie star now?
 
BobFromPikeCreek said:
:lol Dude it's not Dane Cook. This guy is actually making me laugh first off. Secondly, why would he be doing internet shorts? Isn't he a big, shitty movie star now?
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Internet Short is the new "I am a big actor, but i love doing indie shit and showing my ass on the internet."

Alot of stars are on the internet these days...
 
shagg_187 said:
Internet Short is the new "I am a big actor, but i love doing indie shit and showing my ass on the internet."

Alot of stars are on the internet these days...
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That still doesn't explain the whole thing about this being funny.
 
Gah. Quit trying to figure out who is behind the curtain and just laugh at them if you think they are funny.

This is why we can't have nice things.
 
I just learned shit I haven't known even though I've been using photoshop (albeit mainly for enhancing pictures, i.e. colors, light and etc) for like a year :lol
 
Funny AND informative.

"You can use that magic wand tool if you want, and then you can have a juice box and some Fruit Rollups and we can check in on you in 6 hours and see how you're doing." :lol
 
Crushed said:
Funny AND informative.

"You can use that magic wand tool if you want, and then you can have a juice box and some Fruit Rollups and we can check in on you in 6 hours and see how you're doing." :lol
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I nearly spit at that part... and my stomach was hurting from laughing when he started changing everything to atomic red and added the bomb to his vacation. You could still keep up with it if you paid attention.
 
Lesson #4 was hilarious!

This is obviously just an act right? I mean his life isnt that messed up?

Ring of infinite sorrow LOL
 
Crushed said:
Funny AND informative.

"You can use that magic wand tool if you want, and then you can have a juice box and some Fruit Rollups and we can check in on you in 6 hours and see how you're doing." :lol
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The only thing that stopped me from actually falling on the floor was the fact that my chair has armrests.
 
Crushed said:
Funny AND informative.

"You can use that magic wand tool if you want, and then you can have a juice box and some Fruit Rollups and we can check in on you in 6 hours and see how you're doing." :lol
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I was disappointed with that part because I expected him to show us some really cool technique that I didn't know of.

Then he just selected by color range :\
 
I think it sounds a bit like Dane Cook. Or at least, if someone told me it was him I'd buy it.

Heck, I haven't heard enough talking by Dane Cook so I don't really know anything, but I'm not gonna be rabid about it if it actually is him, it's still funny.
 
It sounds more like David Cross doing his nerd voice to me. Plus the Dane Cook photos were in the pussies folder on his computer.

Still very funny stuff, the little details are great.
 
Zaphod said:
It sounds more like David Cross doing his nerd voice to me. Plus the Dane Cook photos were in the pussies folder on his computer.

Still very funny stuff, the little details are great.
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Dude, it sounds nothing like David Cross :)
 
fistfulofmetal said:
I was disappointed with that part because I expected him to show us some really cool technique that I didn't know of.

Then he just selected by color range :\
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I didn't know about colour range :( I was the guy who was gonna use the magic wand :lol
 
ProfessorLobo said:
Holy crap you guys, it sounds nothing like david cross. Let's just accept that some random guy can teach photoshop and be funny.
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I don't actually think it's Dave Cross, just that it sounds like him

which it does

a little bit
 
fistfulofmetal said:
I don't actually think it's Dave Cross, just that it sounds like him

which it does

a little bit
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Same here. I didn't mean that it was him. Just more like him and his style.
 
It sounds as much like David Cross as it does Dane Cook. Which is to say, a little bit, but not so much as to be confused with the real person.

Very, very funny, and informative as well.

Edit: Does anyone else keep going to the video and clicking on the Photoshop tools? :lol
 
shagg_187 said:
Internet Short is the new "I am a big actor, but i love doing indie shit and showing my ass on the internet."

Alot of stars are on the internet these days...
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Can I ask what the old "I am a big actor, but i love doing indie shit and showing my ass on the internet" was?
 
:lol :lol :lol funny! i don't care who is.

and btw, i don't suck at photoshop, that guy does. you never use the eraser tool, you always add a layer mask :p
 
chubigans said:
That reminds me of that throwaway joke in an Onion newspaper header. "Someone Actually Buys Photoshop, 1B." :lol

It's crazy how much the old versions were pirated; seems they've got a handle on things with these newer online registrations.
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Pirated copies with Keygens say HAI!
Seriously, who's got the massive amount of money it takes to buy the creative suite?

If it wasn't for the fact my career RELIES on it, I'd be without it.
 
PrivateWHudson said:
Great stuff. Funny as hell, and I learned a few things about photoshop at the same time. Now I just need to get a copy of photoshop. I haven't used it since they cracked down on pirating, and can't justify the cost since I'm one of those $75 users.

I'm thinking of just getting elements, is it any good?
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are you in education in any way? Any of your family or friends in education? Buy the education version for a fairly big discount. their qualification range is pretty relaxed. I can buy one for my 6-yr old to use :)

alternatively elements gives you most of that $75 user functionality. the only thing I missed was curves but that might be there on newer versions, and there was a hack on the PC to unlock it anyway.
 
Outcast2004 said:
Pirated copies with Keygens say HAI!
Seriously, who's got the massive amount of money it takes to buy the creative suite?

If it wasn't for the fact my career RELIES on it, I'd be without it.
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Trojans and Worms say hi too
 
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