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[divisionbyzorro]

My favorite is how every thread with a picture of a woman almost immediately devolves into a discussion about her boneability.

 

[ConradCervantes]

:jakncoke is my favorite. For those of you who don't know, #1 Seahawks fan jakncoke self-destructed and posted nothing but smilies for every post he wrote after the Bears vanquished his beloved 'Hawks from the playoffs. Evilore banned the smilies but jakncoke posted them from outside GAF. He was subsequently banned until the Super Bowl, and NFL-GAF honored their fallen sea chicken by using :jakncoke or :jnc as the designate for laughter or scorn. jakncoke was reinstated just in time to watch the Packers destroy the hated Steelers in Super Bowl XLV, and the rest was history.

 

[echoshifting]

My favorite is how every thread with a picture of a woman almost immediately devolves into a discussion about her boneability.

Still would

 

[Salsa]

salsashark is a girl

 

[Sibylus]

"Because there's gotta be a Batman"

Can't fully explain why it appeals to me, I just love the idea of fictional characters breaking the fourth wall with fanon explanations of this or that plot event.

"Safe moist as dudes" and "Cookiecutter motherfuckers".

Also, "Go ly dow".

The first two, especially the second. Makes for a great nonsense insult out of the blue, pseudo-rhymey.

 

[deejay8595]

that page was awesome

Linkage....

 

[UncleSporky]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=432099&page=252

"Is that they NetJeff site you're always on? Tell them they're pervs"

NetJeff?? lol holy shit that's amazing.

Yeah, she doesn't really read over my shoulder, but I'm hooked up to the TV. So, peripherally apparently her mind saw NetJeff.

Let's make NetJeff happen.

"This is NetJeff, dude."
"GayJeff/GirlJeff/PonyJeff/etc."
"Never change, Jeff."

NetJEFF
Behave

 

[Dead Man Typing]

Microsoft announcing Resident Evil 5.

God help me, I laugh ever time.

 

[Lkr]

Microsoft announcing Resident Evil 5.

God help me, I laugh ever time.

please fill me in

beyblade thread will always live on

 

[twinturbo2]

DinoGAF

After seeing last nights episode of Glee, it's like Brittany browses GAF.

 

[UncleSporky]

please fill me in

I don't think it was a NeoGAF specific thing.

http://www.joystiq.com/2007/07/24/shane-kim-resident-evil-5-was-xbox-360s-big-announcement-at/

Kim: Yeah, but here's the thing: I think one of the most important, subtle announcements at the Xbox 360 briefing is that Resident Evil is coming to Xbox 360. Yes, it's from Capcom, who's been a great supporter of us.

GI: But we knew that two years ago.

Kim: What?

GI: Resident Evil. It was shown at TGS two years ago.

Kim: No, but coming to Xbox 360.

GI: Yeah. It was at the press event.

Kim: I don't think so.

GI: I'm positive. I was there.

Kim: Really?

GI: It was shown at both press conferences.

Kim: That RE5 was coming to...?

GI: Yep.

Kim: I'm going to have to confirm that. That was supposed to be the big announcement. Anyway, my point there though is that every major Japanese publisher is supporting the Xbox 360. ...

 

[Thagomizer]

"behuhuhu the rub hive" is probably my favorite, but not many people remember it

I cannot believe I missed this thread. My life is now complete.

"Safe moist as dudes" was absolutely glorious to witness Live.

 

[lexi]

Dudebro: My Shit is Fucked Up So I Got To Shoot/Slice You II: It's Straight-Up Dawg Time

 

[StriKeVillain]

Same. Haven't seen it used in forever, doubt we'll get to see it again.

 

[Hot Coldman]

"Safe moist as dudes" and "Cookiecutter motherfuckers".

Such a good thread.

 

[MIMIC]

I enjoyed the "Tangled" posts in the box office threads. Always made me laugh. I dunno if people still do it though.

And the picture of the guy who is shrugging. It originated on the gaming side (I don't know who he is....is he a developer or a CEO or something)?

EDIT: This guy:

I'm not aware of the origins or reasons behind this photo but whenever I see it it makes me laugh.

 

[THRILLH0]

<3 NFL-Gaf

I don't follow football much but isn't this guy just a little undersized for an offensive lineman?

 

[parrotbeak]

Same. Haven't seen it used in forever, doubt we'll get to see it again.

Did you miss this thread? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=472441

 

[weekend_warrior]

Stealth circumcision/ tipping thread.

 

[Fry]

ASSASSIN

 

[Dead Man Typing]

I don't think it was a NeoGAF specific thing.

http://www.joystiq.com/2007/07/24/shane-kim-resident-evil-5-was-xbox-360s-big-announcement-at/

Yeah but occasionally when Capcom or Microsoft say they have a surprise announcement, someone will inevitably post "Resident Evil 5 for 360" or when someone randomly posted a year old news article - http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=433804

 

[RiderKairuu]

^ Gets me every time, especially when it's the first reply.

For me, just to name a few:
-The "that's not cool _________ after this pic was taken" meme
-Capcom/Konami over on gaming side
-I know that feel

 

[THRILLH0]

I can't remember who it was but the guy who did the whole "stopped reading there" thing while highlighting the last sentence of the OP he was attempting to rip was pretty great.

 

[johnsmith]

love it

 

[Snuggles]

I don't follow football much but isn't this guy just a little undersized for an offensive lineman?

From the neck down he reminds me a lot of Donovan McNabb. Maybe someone should explain the meme for the rest of us. It is his perky breasts?

 

[Clegg]

ASSASSIN

He's never going to live that one down.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Same. Haven't seen it used in forever, doubt we'll get to see it again.

I made this for the hot girl playing 3DS in the library thread, but it got locked before I could post it.

A real shame.

 

[AlexMogil]

I'll go with behuhuhu the rub hive, sure.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

That cannot be true. People actually saw "go ly dow".

 

[John Rabbit]

it's myst.

 

[Macmanus]

Does Dennis Dyack count?

 

[Slayven]

Does Dennis Dyack count?

No but Jeff Bell does.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Yep. My fav.

Wish it was used more often

 

[XiaNaphryz]

I don't follow football much but isn't this guy just a little undersized for an offensive lineman?

Nice.

 

[Plasmid]

Holy shit that behuhuh the rub hive thread oh my god.

 

[Trent Strong]

I used to like the whole Shane B. MANGOD thing.

 

[bill0527]

Knocking over magazine racks fits in just about any thread and in any real life situation.

 

[snesfreak]

<3 NFL-Gaf

Fuck YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

 

[Atramental]

"Moist dudes and cookie-cutter motherfuckers" is my personal favorite.

 

[Slo]

I don't follow football much but isn't this guy just a little undersized for an offensive lineman?

"I said extra sour cream! WHERE IS MY SOUR CREAM?"

 

[snesfreak]

God dammit you people.
Keep that in the NFL thread.

 

[Rickard]

"You have one week".

 

[Defuser]

Gaf gold.

 

[Borgnine]

Worth the stars.

 

[Alex Connolly]

"behuhuhu the rub hive" is probably my favorite, but not many people remember it

Yeah, my pick, too. Needed much longer legs, had the ability to stand not been so hideouapsndlny aftneo naskljg; maahgn.

 

[mysticwhip]

none because some people run them into the ground really quickly.

 

[BannedEpisode]

<3 NFL-Gaf

You tellin' me the chalupa combo comes with TWO chalupas?

 

[meijiko]

(´&#65381;&#969;&#65381;`)

Too short lived.

 

[NaturalHigh]

it's myst.

Came to make sure that someone posted this.

 

[thebeeks]

Oh man, I totally forgot about behuhuhu the rub hive.

Do you know it's etymology? I heard it first elsewhere, but I can't remember where.

I remember hearing it on Fark a decade ago, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was even older than that.