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[Tashi]

Douche nut
DoucheKeffny

They don't really mean anything but they're funny to say.

 

[dmshaposv]

I do this a bunch too.

same here. Its the "IRL" equivalent of GAF's "NO U".

 

[The Frankman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DIhwWTHcG0

You fuckass! Go suck a fuck!

 

[Pai Pai Master]

Anything of the -nugget or -muffin variety. Fucknugget, cockmuffin, etc.

 

[BlacKMaRK]

Cum bubble

 

[Haruspex]

Pissant, said with the panache of some fly villian from a 70s crime drama.

 

[Exhumed]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DIhwWTHcG0

You fuckass! Go suck a fuck!

Whats a fuckass? <father laughs> :lol :lol :lol

 

[siddx]

you shut your mouth or I'm going to fuck it.

:lol this is another one me and my sister were using for a while. Saying it to our mother was especially hilarious. Hooray for having a mom with a sense of humor.

 

[Consul]

"AWAY TAKE YER FACE FIIR A SHITE!!!"

Preferably shouted across streets.

Spoiler

I'm Scottish...

 

[alterno69]

I'm mexican and i use words like "puto" or "carita de verga" which would translate as cock face i guess. Also a local word here in Tabasco is "shoto" which is similar to puto but local slang.

 

[Exhumed]

Just heard bumdeuche and yes in that spelling.

 

[Pein]

stolen from that 70s show

'' I know its hard to listen with you're head so far up you're ass''

 

[pakkit]

What is a man?

 

[Applesauce]

Sure thing, PAL.

I say it to people I work with mostly because it's not offensive or vulgar, just enough snark to get my point across without getting in trouble.

 

[this guy]

I also enjoy a good douchenozzle.

 

[morningbus]

I'm reminded of a time when I had to look after a foul-mouthed 8 year old who thought calling people a "condom" was hilarious. Thinking back on it now, it is a pretty good insult.

What parts?
I ask because you have a gaucho as avatar

U.S.

Avatar is more about the yerba mate the man is drinking from the gourd.

 

[Medalion]

Psychobitch.

 

[riskVSreward]

I'm reminded of a time when I had to look after a foul-mouthed 8 year old who thought calling people a "condom" was hilarious. Thinking back on it now, it is a pretty good insult.

When I was in 7th grade, I had a classmate who was obsessed with shit. He would call people "diaper" and constantly say things like "poopsex" and "log-dong." I gotta admit that diaper stuck with me.

 

[ßig]

When I want to be polite I say something like "There's nothing you can do, pal". It's hilarious.

 

[SaskBoy]

If my sister/mother/girlfriend/friendgirls are even in front of the TV when I'm trying to watch something I tell them they make a better whore than a window.

You call your mom a whore...? Seriously?

 

[ha1f]

Freshman year of college I just started calling people a "cuntbucket" when they pissed me off. Don't know why my brain thought that putting those two words together was a good idea, and I'm not really sure what a cuntbucket is, but saying it seems to have the desired effect.

 

[industrian]

My friend Thom is partially to the insults from "Dirty Angels" or whatever the name of the fake black and white movie within Home Alone was.

Angels with Filthy Souls

"AWAY TAKE YER FACE FIIR A SHITE!!!"

Preferably shouted across streets.

Spoiler

I'm Scottish...

"Am yer da"

 

[Yami]

Jebend.

 

[Gabroni]

Eat toast or die douchehat.

They're confused and I have a name for a website/webcomic.

 

[crazy monkey]

poopface.
dicki
booger licker
dirty farter
self fucker

 

[Medalion]

analshrapnel

 

[riskVSreward]

Go drown in a bucket of douche.

 

[DY_nasty]

slutmonkey
tito

 

[EdgecrusherLSU]

Cocksucker-face is a nice one. I'm also partial to DickAnus.

 

[Like the hat?]

one that seems to piss a lot of people off is "champ" as in "sure thing, champ"

 

[KingDirk]

You so ugly when you gaze into the abyss the abyss looks the other way.

 

[riskVSreward]

one that seems to piss a lot of people off is "champ" as in "sure thing, champ"

 

[Einbroch]

Asshat.

 

[hemtae]

"shut your mouth crap face"
"you aren't good enough to like the dirt off my shoe"
"jerk"
"idiot"
"moron"
"scab eater"
"butt sniffer"
"puss-licker"
"fart smeller"
"you eat dog-crap for breakfast, geek"
"you mix your peas with your mama's toe jam"
"you bob for apples in the toilet, and you like it"

and then when I'm really mad

"you play ball like a girl"

 

[Ourobolus]

Douchecanoe and
Twatwaffle
are my current favorites.

 

[mikeGFG]

I like to tell people to "shut your tits" if theyre getting too uppity.

shut your Wendy's burger tits works wonders for fatties.

 

[Ollie Pooch]

SUCK MY CULO, CHICA! is one of my favs :lol

 

[riskVSreward]

I like to tell people to "shut your tits" if theyre getting too uppity.

shut your Wendy's burger tits works wonders for fatties.

Wouldn't McTits work better?

 

[Slurmer]

aardvark

 

[ßig]

"you play ball like a girl"

When do you say this? I don't feel insulted or put down at all.

 

[yuna55]

Squawkers - groups of 20-something year old girls who all talk at the same time and laugh obnoxiously.

Ex: I'm sorry, I didn't hear that last line over these fucking squawkers behind me.



Bumpits - girls with big hair

Ex: Hey, can we switch seats? I can't see the movie with ol' Bumpits over here in the way.


Other than that, cock mongler, cum dumpster, and syphilis infested cum bubble are among my faves.

Edit: Also, "cocksucker" but used in place of mouth. As in, "he punched you right in the cocksucker!"

 

[Dirk Shmiggler]

throatfuck
earfucker
fuckneck
cuntslapper
harry twatter (usu. used for little dorky guys)
fucknugget
cumfart
fartbubble

"shut your whore mouth before i fill it"

ummm, i'm sure there's some others,,, these are usually just what come to mind while out and about on a normal day...

 

[industrian]

"I hope you get raped by someone who has AIDS."

 

[kai3345]

In my circle of friends that area is called a douche, and a chode refers to a penis that's wider than it is long.

I've always thought that was called a gooch. :\

but your chode definition was the same as mine.

 

[WedgeX]

Jerk gets day-to-day usage.

My absolute favorite is fucktard. Roles off the tongue sooo nicely. However, reading fucktart one the first page has made me reconsider....

 

[PantherLotus]

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker and tits.

my wife calls me jerk-ass.

 

[Dirk Shmiggler]

i've also always been partial to fucktard... very appropriate most of the time.
i call people artards a lot, don't know where that came from.

asshat and assclown are also some old faves. I use wanker everyday... sometimes have to mix that one up with titwank, or, something along those lines...

the possibilites are endless

 

[Houston3000]

When do you say this? I don't feel insulted or put down at all.

Pretty sure he's referencing the movie, The Sandlot but he forgot, "buffalo-butt breath" and "pee-drinking crap-face!" from the same scene :lol

 

[talisayNon]

You was never shit, your mother should have swallowed you

 

[chubigans]

The best was when I was playing with a friend, who isn't quite quick on his feet when it comes to witty replies (and gets pretty involved and intense when we're playing games). He was doing horribly and I laughed and said, "bwahahah, man you SUCK!"

"I'LL SUCK YOU!"

I think he was going for "I'll show you" while trying to throw my insult back in my face, and failed miserably. After a small period of silence, we both just started laughing for five minutes. :lol