JasonUresti
Member
My favorite game of all time is tennis.
SpaceWar! is just a sad, pathetic effort by physically unfit and weak commoners, attempting to create a game they could actually excel at, as the sport of kings was too demanding, and too high class, for their greasy, blubbery bodies to ever dream of performing with even the most rudimentary competence.
SpaceWar! is perhaps the worst version of tennis ever made. One must imagine it's fans, and creators, suffer endless shame, their dignity long since broken and torn, the last shred sealed away deep inside under endless layers of humiliation and suffering.
Hold no hate for fans of SpaceWar!, hold in your hearts only pity, for their torment is unfit for even the worst of humanity.
SpaceWar! is just a sad, pathetic effort by physically unfit and weak commoners, attempting to create a game they could actually excel at, as the sport of kings was too demanding, and too high class, for their greasy, blubbery bodies to ever dream of performing with even the most rudimentary competence.
SpaceWar! is perhaps the worst version of tennis ever made. One must imagine it's fans, and creators, suffer endless shame, their dignity long since broken and torn, the last shred sealed away deep inside under endless layers of humiliation and suffering.
Hold no hate for fans of SpaceWar!, hold in your hearts only pity, for their torment is unfit for even the worst of humanity.
