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[LQX]

Gen Tso's chicken with white meat and white rice.

 

[BobDylan]

Human flesh.

It's not like they can convict me.

seriously this. also east china inn. Mongolian beef. no onions

 

[kottila]

No way I'll have a crappy fast food meal I'd ask for Ferran Adria to create a 30 dish culinary masterpiece.

 

[mrkgoo]

I'd want my mum's curry chicken wing with white rice. My favourite all time dish.





(plus I may as well get some of my other favourites, bacon and rock melon (cantelope)).

 

[caramac]

Texas actually had a list of inmates last meal requests up at one point, they pulled it, but of course it's the Internet, so... here's the list.

Kinda weird reading that, l don't think l could stomach anything at all knowing what was coming. Whats the method of execution in Texas?

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

Definitely steak. A nice, medium-well filet, around 10 ounces.

Side of garlic & chive mashed potatoes, maybe some lobster bits, fried onions and mushrooms on the side.

Glass of wine, maybe a pino noir, 2005 or so.

Glass of beer, Sam Adams would be nice.

Good to go.

 

[vas_a_morir]

Peking Duck and Lobster.

 

[Meadows]

It can't have alcohol, because the prison won't allow it (damn) and it can't have ingredients that are too rare or hard to make, because it's still the prison staff that make them. I'd go for:

Pate on toast with some caramelised onions
Sushi if they could get it, if not a large burger (with Aioli) with jalapeño poppers
Crème Brule
Washed down with some non-alcoholic beer, nicely chilled

 

[taku]

I'd have to say Toriko's full course meal..

 

[Jake.]

pizza (cheese, tomato, oregano, mushrooms, pepperoni, black olives).
lemon meringue pie.

boom.

 

[WJD]

A traditional English Sunday roast.

 

[ryutaro's mama]

Green berets, preferrably for breakfast.

 

[Jay Sosa]

If we're going full meal:

Garlic soup
Salad with mozzarella, fresh basilicum(sp?) and tomatoes
Lasagna
Tiramesu

I bet the wise guys would help me out get all the ingredients.

If no alcohol is allowed:

Mineral water, either Waldquelle or Vöslauer

If it is:

Hungarian red wine (Stierblut)

 

[UltimaPooh]

It can't have alcohol, because the prison won't allow it (damn) and it can't have ingredients that are too rare or hard to make, because it's still the prison staff that make them. I'd go for:

Pate on toast with some caramelised onions
Sushi if they could get it, if not a large burger (with Aioli) with jalapeño poppers
Crème Brule
Washed down with some non-alcoholic beer, nicely chilled

Good some limitations!

I would go with All the Grilled Cheeses on this website: http://www.tillamook.com/recipes/index.html
Deviled Eggs
A large Oreo Shake.
A Dr. Pepper, a Pepsi, A Cherry Coke, a Vanilla Coke, and a Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper
Banana Pudding
Top it off with a few rounds of non-alcoholic pilsners.

 

[godhandiscen]

Texas actually had a list of inmates last meal requests up at one point, they pulled it, but of course it's the Internet, so... here's the list.

I read the information, these guys were monsters.

 

[elfinke]

Oh man, a packet of these bad boys:

filled with

+

+

and finally...

Washed down with some beers, preferably of a stouty/dark ale variety.

 

[Pennybags]

Gen Tso's chicken with white meat and white rice.

Ding ding ding!

Kept simple, kept good.

 

[kadab]

bucket of kfc hot wings baby

 

[SolsticeZero]

A double meat Whataburger (meat, cheese, pickles, mustard only), some fries, and a fresh, ice cold Dr. Pepper. I would want to go out the same way that I lived.

 

[quickwhips]

Rodeo Burgers from Burger King (they are soo good)
or
BBQ Ribs from Ruby Tuesdays (BBQ sauce is so good)

 

[crazy monkey]

Oh OK

Yeah

It's depressing reading. I think the people who ask for nothing, or something weird like "Cool Whip and cherries" are the worst.

All i read about there crimes and things you can click on the left and see what happend.

 

[B_Rik_Schitthaus]

Ever lasting gobstoper

 

[ChiTownBuffalo]

Shame.

 

[besada]

Kinda weird reading that, l don't think l could stomach anything at all knowing what was coming. Whats the method of execution in Texas?

Lethal injection.

 

[ChackanKun]

OP nailed it.

 

[Kozak]

I would probably try bacon/pork/ham for the first time.

If I were on death row I'd probably know I was going to hell so doing that bit extra won't hurt that match I think...

 

[Always-honest]

Roti and an expensive Chianti Classico

 

[MC Safety]

CREEPY THREAD, GAF.

 

[Kusagari]

A Chick-Fil-A cookies & cream milkshake. Those things are better than an orgasm.

 

[CrankyJay]

if you had one last meal what would be the final thing in your mouth?



me-

Pizza+Ice cold Beer-

Not realistic...they don't allow alcohol at final meals.

 

[replicashooter]

A pit sandwich and some tater salad

 

[besiktas1]

Texas actually had a list of inmates last meal requests up at one point, they pulled it, but of course it's the Internet, so... here's the list.

This is a fascinating read. What they ate, what they did.

edit:

I'd ask my granny to cook me something. :'3

 

[MaddenNFL64]

Wouldn't go fancy. I'd eat a big meal though. Fried chicken (all drumsticks) & rice, and some ice cream with cake. Soda to wash it all down.

Then the state can kill my ass.

 

[phisheep]

Roast dodo with all the trimmings.

That should keep me alive for a bit while they try to find one.

 

[HisshouBuraiKen]

Five grilled cheeses, 64 ounces of ketchup, a gallon of chocolate milk and a quart of cookies 'n cream for desert.

 

[revolverjgw]

THE WARDEN'S MOTHER'S PUSSY

 

[joelseph]

Eggs and toast with a glass of milk

 

[iapetus]

Texas actually had a list of inmates last meal requests up at one point, they pulled it, but of course it's the Internet, so... here's the list.

Hmm.

One steak (medium well), fried chicken (wings and thighs), French fries, mushroom gravy, mixed steamed vegetables, chocolate fudge cake, peach cobbler, sweet tea, bread, and chef salad with Italian dressing

8 soft fried eggs, bacon, sausage, 1 t-bone steak (well-done), 6 slices of buttered toast with strawberry jelly, and a pitcher of cold milk

T-bone steak (med. to well done), french fries and catsup, whole kernel corn, sweet peas, lettuce and tomato salad with egg and french dressing, iced tea, sweetener, saltines, Boston cream pie, and rolls

Death's too good for them.

 

[Hey You]

A pepperoni pizza from 7-11 a 2-L of Dr Pepper. Simple but delicious.

Spoiler

I absolutely love their pizza, tastes better than pizza hut.

 

[elitehebrew]

5 guys burger
Arby's curly fries
2 liter of coke
few slices of larosas pizza
2 cheese coneys from skyline chili
carne asada burrito from robertos
6 hot wings (flats)


after that a slight heart attack then the chair

 

[iapetus]

The still-beating heart of my executioner.

Revenge and a paradox that will prevent me being executed!

Spoiler

Unless they're as diabolically cunning as I am, so perhaps I'd better settle for the still-beating hearts of my enemies...

 

[Meadows]

Hmm.







Death's too good for them.

they've seen too much blood :|

 

[Jerk]

Something that I have a mild allergy to.

I would exaggerate the effects, and use the opportunity to try and escape.

 

[BuddhaRockstar]

Texas actually had a list of inmates last meal requests up at one point, they pulled it, but of course it's the Internet, so... here's the list.

One guy's final meal request was "Justice, Equality, World Peace".

His crime? Raping a woman, beating her with a lamp, stabbing her in the neck, and finally shooting her in the head.

Jesus.

 

[entremet]

Texas says eff you to last meals.

 

[MidnightScott]

Ramune & Pocky

Spoiler

Because I'm a weaboo bitches

 

[Pinko Marx]

Honestly probably just a shit load of alcohol.

 

[ReBurn]

All you can eat buffet. Eat until I die.

 

[jaydogg691]

Texas says eff you to last meals.

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

50 posts-a-page peasant.