I think Florida Man is equivalent to the Joker. Just this all out agent of unrepentant chaos.
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Your own personal Suicide Squad. Pick 6 villains, non-superpowered
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So who is expendable on all y'alls lists. That's the whole point of the Squad, they run missions that can and will result in someone dying. They use villains because no one will miss them. And hell, they have bombs implanted so Waller can off them herself if someone gets out of line.
Mine is the T-800, because he can be easily replaced
Pinko Marx
Banned
Puff Daddy
Suge Knight
George Zimmerman
A dude from Lizard Squad
Floyd Mayweather
George Dubya
Suge Knight
George Zimmerman
A dude from Lizard Squad
Floyd Mayweather
George Dubya
Grant Mitchell - PTSD fuelled crazy street thug with a penchant of random violence, but also brotherly love... and violence.
The operative (firefly-serenity) - All your hand to hand skills in one handy package.
Jaws (from the Jaws films, not the Bond one) - Logistics for land based missions could be awkward but an immense killing machine and tricksty to actually *really* kill.
Chang (star trek) - Being a Klingon provides the general benefit of being an incredibly durable 7ft tall powerhouse but he is also an experienced and natural leader.
Michelle Rodriguez - The sneering mono-character hardass routine will bore enemies into submission making them zone out half way through a fight.
Captain Nemo - Engineering genius, driven recluse and charismatic murderer. He was Batman before the whole dark-knight thing was cool.
The operative (firefly-serenity) - All your hand to hand skills in one handy package.
Jaws (from the Jaws films, not the Bond one) - Logistics for land based missions could be awkward but an immense killing machine and tricksty to actually *really* kill.
Chang (star trek) - Being a Klingon provides the general benefit of being an incredibly durable 7ft tall powerhouse but he is also an experienced and natural leader.
Michelle Rodriguez - The sneering mono-character hardass routine will bore enemies into submission making them zone out half way through a fight.
Captain Nemo - Engineering genius, driven recluse and charismatic murderer. He was Batman before the whole dark-knight thing was cool.
Everyone my list but Black Manta and maybe Boomerang could die and no one would miss them. If you asked me to write the story right now, I'd kill Tattooed Man and Silver Swan. Tattooed Man would betray the team and Waller would blow his implant. Swan I'd give a redemptive arc to.
FTFY
Schweinehund
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Teth Adam w/o powers
Fem Copperhead (I thought DC had plans for this?)
Vigilante
Plastic Man
Sargon the Sorceress
Steve Trevor or Flag
Joker's Daughter
Didn't intend any of mine to die so I added Joker's Daughter. Mine is a mix of heroes and villains and some choices I think would be fun. Plastic Man needs his new 52 introduction and I think he'd be awesome on the squad, picked up for bank robbery. Vigilante would be a sharp shooter that is new to the game, pulled in for accidental murder. Fem Copperhead is much like Arkham Origins, an assassin. Teth is a personal favorite, I like his old world justice and his survivalist skills (from the Dark Age), kind of like a foil to Flag or Steve. Sargon is a character I always liked but felt was under developed. Apparently he has a daughter now, I liked to see her developed more as a character.
All but Sonnen. They just needed someone who can be the mouthpiece and the rest can't speak/write for shit.
First to go would be Dave Matthews since he brings absolutely nothing worthwhile to the table -- not even a measure of entertainment value. He's the bland dude who the audience points out in the background and says "that guy isn't going to make it to the sequel."
Unmasked Ferret
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Sterling Archer (Archer) - the world's greatest spy, master of multiple weapons, languages, and martial arts. Also an idiot, and alcoholic. Can be more of a danger to himself and allies than enemies.
Ein and Zwei (Phantom)- Both are master assassins, trained snipers, skilled in the use of fire arms, and close quarters combat both armed and unarmed. They barely know who they are and no one would miss them should they die.
Frank West (Dead Rising)- Obligatory, he's covered wars you know.
Judge Holden (history and Blood Meridian)- if you haven't read Blood Meridian you should read Blood Meridian.
Atlas/Peabody (Portal 2)- I know that they are two but you could just switch out one for the other. Robot with portal device so great for travel and infiltration, incredibly sturdy and resistant to damage, but can be rebuilt if distroyed.
Ein and Zwei (Phantom)- Both are master assassins, trained snipers, skilled in the use of fire arms, and close quarters combat both armed and unarmed. They barely know who they are and no one would miss them should they die.
Frank West (Dead Rising)- Obligatory, he's covered wars you know.
Judge Holden (history and Blood Meridian)- if you haven't read Blood Meridian you should read Blood Meridian.
Atlas/Peabody (Portal 2)- I know that they are two but you could just switch out one for the other. Robot with portal device so great for travel and infiltration, incredibly sturdy and resistant to damage, but can be rebuilt if distroyed.
anotherVegan
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George Zimmerman
All of the Real Housewives
Kim Il Sung
Donald Trump
Kanye West
All of the Real Housewives
Kim Il Sung
Donald Trump
Kanye West
StalkerUKCG
Banned
Doctor Doom
Magento
Black Adam
Red Skull
Professor Zoom
Apocalypse
They are superpowered but I'm in it to win it.
Davros
Cyber Leader
Borg Queen
Wraith Queen
Ba'al of the Goa'uld
Scorpius
Magento
Black Adam
Red Skull
Professor Zoom
Apocalypse
They are superpowered but I'm in it to win it.
Davros
Cyber Leader
Borg Queen
Wraith Queen
Ba'al of the Goa'uld
Scorpius
The Silver
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Mandalore the Ultimate(Star Wars:KOTOR)
A Predator(gets killed off since someone has to)
Red Hood/Jason Todd
Fortune(Metal Gear Solid 2)
Ultimate Black Widow
The Glorious Strategist/Death's Hand(Jade Empire)
A Predator(gets killed off since someone has to)
Red Hood/Jason Todd
Fortune(Metal Gear Solid 2)
Ultimate Black Widow
The Glorious Strategist/Death's Hand(Jade Empire)
TheSecondSpitter
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aka The Teflon Man
Mexican Sting
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And she's not even a real villain!
- Hank Scorpio, The Simpsons
- Keyser Soze, The Usual Suspects
- The Riddler, DC Comics
- Bullseye, Marvel Comics
- Bill, Kill Bill
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, Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
My reasoning: Scorpio is on heavy weapons (dude loves his flamethrower), Keyser Soze is the main with the plan for everything, The Riddler is the computer systems expert, Bullseye for marksman and improvised fighting, Bill for hand-to-hand combat, and the final member spoilered up above as the 'Jack of All Trades'.
The Riddler is the most expendable as he'll become a liability in time anyway, given his compulsion to drop riddles all the time. But he can stay with the team until then, because it would be hilarious.
- Keyser Soze, The Usual Suspects
- The Riddler, DC Comics
- Bullseye, Marvel Comics
- Bill, Kill Bill
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Grant Ward
My reasoning: Scorpio is on heavy weapons (dude loves his flamethrower), Keyser Soze is the main with the plan for everything, The Riddler is the computer systems expert, Bullseye for marksman and improvised fighting, Bill for hand-to-hand combat, and the final member spoilered up above as the 'Jack of All Trades'.
The Riddler is the most expendable as he'll become a liability in time anyway, given his compulsion to drop riddles all the time. But he can stay with the team until then, because it would be hilarious.
OrlanisWorks
Banned
Ozymandias (Watchmen)- extremely smart, strong, and can save the world through a damn good, destructive con. Borderline superpowered, but not quite.
Roland, the Gunslinger - Some might argue he's not a villain, but he does not hold back doing terrible things. He is no hero, as far as I've read.
IG-88 - badass bounty hunter in Star Wars whom works for the Empire (on retainer?).
The End - best boss in Snake Eater. He's an old, but effective sniper who is also a plant.
Donald Trump - money money money. Tongue removed.
Dark Trooper - bring out the jetpack and big guns, breh
Roland, the Gunslinger - Some might argue he's not a villain, but he does not hold back doing terrible things. He is no hero, as far as I've read.
IG-88 - badass bounty hunter in Star Wars whom works for the Empire (on retainer?).
The End - best boss in Snake Eater. He's an old, but effective sniper who is also a plant.
Donald Trump - money money money. Tongue removed.
Dark Trooper - bring out the jetpack and big guns, breh
MushroomSamba
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I'll stick to videogame theme. Does being a dinosaur or a teleporter "psycho power" user qualify as super powers? Shut this down, if so. 
The Team:
1. Illusive Man (Mass Effect 2) - Team leader. He's the bank. Can fund whatever crazy ideas Dr. Wily has for whatever evil robot machinations he's got in mind.
2. Dr. Wily (Mega Man) - The Engineer. An army of deadly robots? Yes, please.
3. Bowser (Super Mario Bros) - The Muscle. Let him bulldoze and spit fire everywhere. Also comes with Goomba army. And a ton of castle real estate, apparently.
4. GLaDOS (Portal) - The Tactician. She can use her computer brain to analyze any would-be heroes.
5. M. Bison (Street Fighter) - The Crime Lord. Doesn't seem like he'd take orders well and I could see him trying to usurp command from the Illusive Man. Still, he's got mad fighting skills and has all those Shadowloo resources to tap into.
6. Blue (Pokemon) - The Champion. Has access to an arsenal of pokemon that could make Bowser look tame. His motivations don't seem necessarily villainous, but he could join simply for the challenge and opportunity to practice his craft.
The Team:
1. Illusive Man (Mass Effect 2) - Team leader. He's the bank. Can fund whatever crazy ideas Dr. Wily has for whatever evil robot machinations he's got in mind.
2. Dr. Wily (Mega Man) - The Engineer. An army of deadly robots? Yes, please.
3. Bowser (Super Mario Bros) - The Muscle. Let him bulldoze and spit fire everywhere. Also comes with Goomba army. And a ton of castle real estate, apparently.
4. GLaDOS (Portal) - The Tactician. She can use her computer brain to analyze any would-be heroes.
5. M. Bison (Street Fighter) - The Crime Lord. Doesn't seem like he'd take orders well and I could see him trying to usurp command from the Illusive Man. Still, he's got mad fighting skills and has all those Shadowloo resources to tap into.
6. Blue (Pokemon) - The Champion. Has access to an arsenal of pokemon that could make Bowser look tame. His motivations don't seem necessarily villainous, but he could join simply for the challenge and opportunity to practice his craft.
Hannibal Lecter (Mads Mikkelson) - Brilliant and calculating but also a great fighter
Vaas Montenegro - Insanity is a powerful weapon
Gregor Clegane - Big and relentless. When allied with a brilliant strategist, he is almost unstoppable
Skullface - Will be a great villain judging by Ground Zeroes and the latest Phantom Pain Trailer. Looks to be the cold and calculating type with more than a touch of insanity
Father Gascoigne - I'm cheating a bit with this one but he would make an amazing addition to the team. He's an excellent fighter who is quick, agile, and very difficult to
beat.
Walter White - Yes he's a villain. Would be the team leader. Would work with Hannibal and Skullface with the overall planning and designate tasks for Gregor and Gascogine.
Vaas Montenegro - Insanity is a powerful weapon
Gregor Clegane - Big and relentless. When allied with a brilliant strategist, he is almost unstoppable
Skullface - Will be a great villain judging by Ground Zeroes and the latest Phantom Pain Trailer. Looks to be the cold and calculating type with more than a touch of insanity
Father Gascoigne - I'm cheating a bit with this one but he would make an amazing addition to the team. He's an excellent fighter who is quick, agile, and very difficult to
beat.
Walter White - Yes he's a villain. Would be the team leader. Would work with Hannibal and Skullface with the overall planning and designate tasks for Gregor and Gascogine.
Dick Cheney
Rush Limbaugh
Karl Rove
Ann Coulter
The Koch Suckers (I mean brothers)
I came to make this post but I had Trump instead of Rove.
Walter White - Breaking Bad: (Intelligence, Random element)
Kyung-chul - I saw The Devil (Fighting ability, endurance)
Catwomen - Dark Knight Rises (Fighting ability, Cleverness)
Ramsay Bolton - Game Of thrones (Twenty good men, Random element)
George Hearst - Deadwood (Money, Strategy)
Shane - Walking Dead: (For shits and giggles)
Kyung-chul - I saw The Devil (Fighting ability, endurance)
Catwomen - Dark Knight Rises (Fighting ability, Cleverness)
Ramsay Bolton - Game Of thrones (Twenty good men, Random element)
George Hearst - Deadwood (Money, Strategy)
Shane - Walking Dead: (For shits and giggles)
OP said to pick people who don't have superpowers
Count Dookkake
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Freddy Krueger
Fat Bastard
The Guest
General Grievous
Frankenstein Girl
Pumpkinhead
Fat Bastard
The Guest
General Grievous
Frankenstein Girl
Pumpkinhead
Rastafarian42
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Baron Zemo (Leader & Tactician)
Boba Fett (expert tracker and resourceful)
Tala Al Ghul (money benefactor & league of asassin member, has black market resources & connections)
Deathstroke (hand to hand specialist, tactician, weapons specialist)
Bullseye (ruthless, wildcard & expert assassin)
Professor Moriarty ( genius intellect, master planner)
Boba Fett (expert tracker and resourceful)
Tala Al Ghul (money benefactor & league of asassin member, has black market resources & connections)
Deathstroke (hand to hand specialist, tactician, weapons specialist)
Bullseye (ruthless, wildcard & expert assassin)
Professor Moriarty ( genius intellect, master planner)
Gonna keep it in-universe...
Ragdoll(infiltration expert)
Deadshot(assassin)
Golden Glider(elemental gadgets and theif experience)
Killer Moth(gadgeteer and also has the Mothmobile)
Rainbow Raider(the getaway)
Anarky(the brains)
No powers, just gadgets and gear(and major surgeries in Ragdoll's case)..
Ragdoll(infiltration expert)
Deadshot(assassin)
Golden Glider(elemental gadgets and theif experience)
Killer Moth(gadgeteer and also has the Mothmobile)
Rainbow Raider(the getaway)
Anarky(the brains)
No powers, just gadgets and gear(and major surgeries in Ragdoll's case)..
Azula (Avatar: The Last Airbender) - the badass manipulator who leads the team.
Syndrome (The Incredibles) - tech guy
Scar (The Lion King) - team pet who hates his job
Frank Underwood (House of Cards) - the one with influence, working behind the scenes
Calvin Candie (Django Unchained) - funds the team and is generally suave but good with a gun
Rob Corddry from 21 Jump Street - comic relief
Purposely avoided comic book characters.
Syndrome (The Incredibles) - tech guy
Scar (The Lion King) - team pet who hates his job
Frank Underwood (House of Cards) - the one with influence, working behind the scenes
Calvin Candie (Django Unchained) - funds the team and is generally suave but good with a gun
Rob Corddry from 21 Jump Street - comic relief
Purposely avoided comic book characters.
Ganzlinger
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This is a very good team.
TheWorthyEdge
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Jack the Ripper-the mastermind and the murderer, the brains and the brutality
Handsome Jack-brutal but hilarious, the comic relief
The Joker-insane but clever, intelligence is his Killing joke
Hades-pent up hate and anger, explosive
Genghis Khan-straight up motherfucker who blows shit up
Vlad the Impaler-the twisted one
The Overseer (the one who brought them all together):
Handsome Jack-brutal but hilarious, the comic relief
The Joker-insane but clever, intelligence is his Killing joke
Hades-pent up hate and anger, explosive
Genghis Khan-straight up motherfucker who blows shit up
Vlad the Impaler-the twisted one
The Overseer (the one who brought them all together):
Emperor Palpatine
Shadow Broker
Banned
The Punisher
Nathan Drake
Lara Croft
lolCenawinslol
Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris
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Harley Quin
Shit I don't know. Clue in any 6 hot female villain in gaming/marvel/DC that had no powers but is insane or smart enough to complete a suicide mission.
Nathan Drake
Lara Croft
lolCenawinslol
Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris
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Harley Quin
Shit I don't know. Clue in any 6 hot female villain in gaming/marvel/DC that had no powers but is insane or smart enough to complete a suicide mission.
Best one thus far, imoGrant Mitchell - PTSD fuelled crazy street thug with a penchant of random violence, but also brotherly love... and violence.
The operative (firefly-serenity) - All your hand to hand skills in one handy package.
Jaws (from the Jaws films, not the Bond one) - Logistics for land based missions could be awkward but an immense killing machine and tricksty to actually *really* kill.
Chang (star trek) - Being a Klingon provides the general benefit of being an incredibly durable 7ft tall powerhouse but he is also an experienced and natural leader.
Michelle Rodriguez - The sneering mono-character hardass routine will bore enemies into submission making them zone out half way through a fight.
Captain Nemo - Engineering genius, driven recluse and charismatic murderer. He was Batman before the whole dark-knight thing was cool.
OneEightZero
aka ThreeOneFour
I like this list.
Nemesis
The Boss
Big Boss
Lex Luthor
Stryker
Hush
Unsure about villain below because I forgot about his origin:
That miracleman villain
This team rules entire universes with prep time.
The Boss
Big Boss
Lex Luthor
Stryker
Hush
Unsure about villain below because I forgot about his origin:
That miracleman villain
that was so smart he beat the superheros 10 minutes ahead of time. I'm pretty sure he didn't have superpowers.
This team rules entire universes with prep time.
beat
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* Bullseye (fills Deadshot's role as sniper, plus better close-in fighter too.)
* Kingpin
* Riddler
* Owlman (he's basically Batman, but evil)
* Catwoman (need a cat burglar)
* Hannibal Lecter (from the TV show, and ... I mean, even excluding his murder wizard "powers", he's a good fighter, a great tactician, a master manipulator, and a great chef. Though there's no way even a bomb collar could keep him fully in check...)
* (alt if Hannibal is too dangerous) Lex Luthor, I guess?
* Kingpin
* Riddler
* Owlman (he's basically Batman, but evil)
* Catwoman (need a cat burglar)
* Hannibal Lecter (from the TV show, and ... I mean, even excluding his murder wizard "powers", he's a good fighter, a great tactician, a master manipulator, and a great chef. Though there's no way even a bomb collar could keep him fully in check...)
* (alt if Hannibal is too dangerous) Lex Luthor, I guess?
You realize Mr. Scratch is a hellish shadow doppelganger?
Face it Tiger..
Banned
Lex Luthor
Walter White
Is the Mandarin consider super powered? If not him.
Lady Shiva
Wrath
Erik Killmonger
Walter White
Is the Mandarin consider super powered? If not him.
Lady Shiva
Wrath
Erik Killmonger
Team Alucard
Banned
Vladimir Lenin
Gordon Ramsay
Skip Bayless
Don King
Dick Cheney
L Ron Hubbard
Gordon Ramsay
Skip Bayless
Don King
Dick Cheney
L Ron Hubbard
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