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You're on death row, what is your last meal?

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Fugu

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Might as well try out the fish that could potentially kill you if you're going to die anyway.
 
Fried chicken tenders, a bacon double cheeseburger plain, mashed potatoes and gravy, french fries, green beans, spinach, and a pitcher of lemonade.
 
A full rack of bourbon glazed ribs with jack daniels barbecue sauce with a side of thin cut wedges that are super crispy and lightly salted. I'll need some coleslaw to sit on the side and BBQ Labs award winning chipuffalo hotwings for starters with their cheese and truffle dipping sauce. To wash it all down i'd like a pint of jamaican punch.
 
Chicken madras, garlic naan bread, poppadoms, onion bhaji, vegetable samosas, pilau rice and a coke. For afters, a chocolate nut sundae.
 
Some sort of Mixed Grill that requires multiple Steak Knives. I would then use said Steak Knives to escape, deflecting bullets on the way
 
biscuits and gravy
corned beef hash
scrapple
corn bread
red beans and rice
some sweet ice tea to wash it all down.


i'm going for that sudden coronary failure before they even get to the chair. also i love all of this food immensely.

Change that sweet ice tea into non-sweetened and you have a fine coronary right there.
 
Yeah a nice surf n turf would be good.

Prawns, Calamari, a medium rare steak. Maybe chuck in a lobster tail or two.

Ooo and fries. Fuck steak cut chips.
 
steak hoagies
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4 of these...!

curly fries
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a pound of these!!


and for dessert

Bacon stuffed crust pepperoni pizza
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a whole one..
 
I just thought about that.

When a deathrow inmate eats something for his last meal he is allergic against and nearly dies, does the jail has to safe him and postpone the execution until he's healthy enough to die? Are you allowed to let some die when he is planned to die? Are you allowed to execute somebody that is suffering a allergic shock?
 
This thread reminded me of a joke...

A woman is on death row for the murder of 3 people. Her execution date has finally arrived, and a guard approaches her cell. He says "Miss, it's time to put in your order for your last meal. What would you like?" She replies,
"Hmm... I dunno, what do you want?
 
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This guy's BBQ. It's off the interstate in Vermont in the middle of nowhere, which is saying something because you're already in Vermont, and it is fucking amazing.
 
Popeyes Chicken, 10pc Spicy Tenders, large fries, 2 biscuits, and a huge soda with a metric shitton of their BBQ(BoldBQ sauce).
 
I just thought about that.

When a deathrow inmate eats something for his last meal he is allergic against and nearly dies, does the jail has to safe him and postpone the execution until he's healthy enough to die? Are you allowed to let some die when he is planned to die? Are you allowed to execute somebody that is suffering a allergic shock?

Yes, they're (in theory) supposed to save them. The execution is only allowed to proceed in a manner prescribed by law, otherwise the death warrant is not being carried out in the eyes of the law.
 
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