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Wow, has everyone on Gaf been cheated on multiple times? Worst case scenario jumpers. I know girls who can be a bit crazy when they're flo'ing. But it probably has some more deep seeded issues attached to it OP. Questions:

Are you dramatically/obviously smarter than her?

Are you (objectively speaking) physically too good for her? (Or does she think this way?)

Are you always being rational and logical about everything/win all arguments/win at life?

Shit like that may cause her to feel like she doesn't deserve you, but she'd keep it inside, then when you go limp because of her red vajayjay juice, it'd probably make her cry a bit.

But yeah, she could also be cheating. Lets hope not.
 
I've got wine & so do you
Mine came with a cork
I wish yours did too

Everyone just loves you so
Well hurray!
Now you know where to go

In my head you're all brand new
I guess you're really all the same
In my head you're all brand new
Tell your new boy where i came
In my head you're all brand new
I just didn't want what you gave
In my head you're all brand new
Go & find yourself another slave

There you are
Ooohh you're so in love, just like Juliette
Well guess what?
That's one thing that you can for-fucking-get

Tears from the sky
In pools of pain
Well baby tonight, i'm gonna go & dance in the rain

In my head you're all brand new
I guess you're really all the same
In my head you're all brand new
Tell your new boy where i came
In my head you're all brand new
Take that broken pussy elsewhere
In my head you're all brand new
Save it baby, i don't care
 
Man, no wonder you all get cheated on. You don't understand women at all. If you look at the context, it's pretty obvious that she was just really embarrassed. Women are very insecure about their period blood, and for you to react that way just reinforced it. Don't act like a grossed out kid next time, she needs a man who can make her feel safe in her body.
 
Trident said:
Man, no wonder you all get cheated on. You don't understand women at all. If you look at the context, it's pretty obvious that she was just really embarrassed. Women are very insecure about their period blood, and for you to react that way just reinforced it. Don't act like a grossed out kid next time, she needs a man who can make her feel safe in her body.
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lol
 
Yoboman said:
What do I do GAF?
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cheat on her back and then decide if the relationship is worth each of you forgiving each other.
 
Wow, same thing happened to me this Monday.

Well minus the period sex and blood, and you're too good for me, wait...what happened on monday was nothing like what happened to you.

:(
 
Trident said:
Man, no wonder you all get cheated on. You don't understand women at all. If you look at the context, it's pretty obvious that she was just really embarrassed. Women are very insecure about their period blood, and for you to react that way just reinforced it. Don't act like a grossed out kid next time, she needs a man who can make her feel safe in her body.
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are you implying that the average gaffer has a girlfriend?
 
ZiZ said:
are you implying that the average gaffer has a girlfriend?
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if that "show off your g/f thread" is to be believed, I assume yes.

well I havve a g/f but I'm only a jr gaffer

and finally gaf is more mature than other forums
 
Adonymous said:
if that "show off your g/f thread" is to be believed, I assume yes.

well I havve a g/f but I'm only a jr gaffer

and finally gaf is more mature than other forums
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i'd hate to see the maturity of these other forums o_O
 
doomed1 said:
i'd hate to see the maturity of these other forums o_O
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you guys are too hard on yourselves.

GAF is the MOST MATURE GAMING FORUM (WITH THE OBLIGATORY OFF-TOPIC SECTION THAT IS MORE RELEVANT THAN THE GAMING SECTION)
 
Adonymous said:
you guys are too hard on yourselves.

GAF is the MOST MATURE GAMING FORUM (WITH THE OBLIGATORY OFF-TOPIC SECTION THAT IS MORE RELEVANT THAN THE GAMING SECTION)
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that's still pretty bad...

edit:
either way, as for some actual advice in this advice thread, i'd have to say that the best idea would be to ask her what's bugging her about this "too good" thing. for this sort of issue, the only person who can change her mind is your GF. ask her to elaborate and try and find the core of the issue. she'd be more likely to change her mind if you were to bring her around to that point as you'd be in a position of understanding.

good luck
 
evlcookie said:
Id go cheated.

Girl i was seeing in highschool after 3 years broke down and started crying, saying how the relationship was perfect, i was awesome and so on.

Week or so later i ask her why she has been distant for so long, tells me she has been cheating on me the past few months with some dude from work.

Fun times :/
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Fuck that sucks man. Im still with my gf from highschool about 2 years and a couple of months, you would think after that time you're pretty safe but shit.
 
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Damn.
 
Hey, listen. The most important thing to remember is this universal truth about life. Bitches ain't shit. Seriously, bitches ain't shit. The sooner you realize this the sooner you can get on with your life. Just saying this from personal observation on what I see. Not all women are bitches, mind you, but a good amount of them are, especially when they are younger.


Although in this situation, it doesn't seem like that is the case.
 
ScientificNinja said:
It's because they've all heard guys talk about the smell
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Which is funny, because guys don't smell of roses down there either but you'd hardly ever hear girls talk abut that.

Anyways, you people need to read the whole topic before replying. Most of you aren't even bothering reading and jumping on the "she cheated" bandwagon.
 
HolyStar said:
Hey, listen. The most important thing to remember is this universal truth about life. Bitches ain't shit. Seriously, bitches ain't shit. The sooner you realize this the sooner you can get on with your life. Just saying this from personal observation on what I see. Not all women are bitches, mind you, but a good amount of them are, especially when they are younger.


Although in this situation, it doesn't seem like that is the case.
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No... You don't have any male chauvinist leaning whatsoever. Nope. You don not. :lol
 
On second thought, she is just confused, It will be one week before she realizes that you have no spine since you seriously consider an anonymous gaming message board for serious advice on your personal relationship. It wont be long before she gets a real man who can satisfy her. What you need is accept the inevitable and be there for her as she experiences happiness with her new found love that she never felt possible with you.
 
Same thing happened to me and my girlfriend of 10mths 2mths ago. Guilt got to her and she had to tell me she cheated :(. Atleast she bought me a 360 before she told me.
 
Yoboman said:
So last night after an awkward situation my girlfriend breaks down and start bawling. It took about 20 minutes to get her to calm down after that and then she starts saying I'm too good for her, I should get a better girlfriend. I knew she had some self-confidence problems but this was just silly, nothing I said would convince her. Now she won't answer my calls

What do I do GAF?
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she cheated on you man...sorry. the guilt ate her up. that or she just wanted to break up and is a good actor
 
ilanna said:
Which is funny, because guys don't smell of roses down there either but you'd hardly ever hear girls talk abut that.

Anyways, you people need to read the whole topic before replying. Most of you aren't even bothering reading and jumping on the "she cheated" bandwagon.
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I think "the smell" (of the opposite sex's genitalia) is one thing men and women talk about amongst their own sex, but really don't want to outright say to the other, "Hey, baby, you really smell down there." But men too know their nuts stank at the end of the day.

The solution is a sexy shower together. You come out fresh, clean, and ready to go down on each other.
 
you're too good for me = it's not you, it's me = we've gone our seperate ways, etc.

just a passive way of breaking up and trying to avoid anything ugly
 
ilanna said:
Which is funny, because guys don't smell of roses down there either but you'd hardly ever hear girls talk abut that.
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Yes, it is funny because I doubt many guys would even care if told that they stank. It might have something to do with the way women are more prone to having self esteem issues. But thank Christ someone is paying attention - by GAF standards this thread shouldn't even have gone past a page.
 
Trident said:
Man, no wonder you all get cheated on. You don't understand women at all. If you look at the context, it's pretty obvious that she was just really embarrassed. Women are very insecure about their period blood, and for you to react that way just reinforced it. Don't act like a grossed out kid next time, she needs a man who can make her feel safe in her body.
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Are you an expert?
 
ScientificNinja said:
Compared to you, yes! :lol

His answer is abso-fucking-lutely correct.
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Here's one who didn't get what I was referring to.

And I haven't said shit about the OPs gf so you can stfu, dumbass.
 
Nerd fight, go!

OP, any updates? Like some posters have said, you really just need to make her feel comfortable, especially while having sex on her period. I think all women initially carry the assumption that all men find sex while flo is in town disgusting. You just need to prove her wrong, if you have the chance to. If you're really not into it, my advice is just to not have sex at the time, or use the many protips dropped in this thread by other posters.
 
zon said:
Here's one who didn't get what I was referring to.

And I haven't said shit about the OPs gf so you can stfu, dumbass.
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There isn't a whole lot to "get" about your post, tiger - you quoted exactly what you were questioning, and I know perfectly well you weren't referring to the OP or his girlfriend. Everyone else is happy enough to volunteer their $0.02 on whatever and whomever, so there's no point in demanding that I stfu.
 
ScientificNinja said:
There isn't a whole lot to "get" about your post, tiger - you quoted exactly what you were questioning, and I know perfectly well you weren't referring to the OP or his girlfriend. Everyone else is happy enough to volunteer their $0.02 on whatever and whomever, so there's no point in demanding that I stfu.
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So because you think I'm not referring to anything with my first post, than I'm obviously not referring to anything. IQ points to you, "tiger".

During E3 this year M$ announced FFXIII will come to 360. Fanboys here on GAF go nuts as usual. One of them makes a post about how this will be the end of SquareEnix because in Japan honor and loyalty is very important and now no one will ever buy games from them again blablabla... He motivated his whole post with "I'm an expert". Everybody laughs at him.

I saw Tridents post and, jokingly, referred to that and hoped someone would get it. Obviously, you didn't.


soultron said:
Nerd fight, go!
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Fear my nerd rage.
 
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