Parker Lewis can't lose.
Ferris Bueller
Zack Morris
Parker Lewis
Wesley T. Owens
in that order.
Parker Lewis can't lose.
Ferris Bueller
Zack Morris
Parker Lewis
Wesley T. Owens
in that order.
Who the fuck is Wesley T. Owens? And Parker Lewis can't lose so he's already won.
Zack Morris can stop time so he's clearly the winner.
Man, I had to look up Wesley T. Owens.
Mr. Belvedere!! I haven't seen that show in at least 20 years. Ditto for Parker Lewis.
ferris breaks the fourth wall too. im sure time stopping is also in his grasp
Am I suppose to know who these people are?
edit: oh they're movie characters
TV mostly. Only Ferris is Movie.
I am naturally assuming you mean TV Ferris Bueller, otherwise, that list wouldn't make sense.
What's funny is that Parker was heavily modeled after Ferris and lasted several seasons but the actual Ferris tv show didn't even last a season.
Ferris had Sloane in her prime.
Zack had Kelly Kapowski in her prime.
Argument over.
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good lord.
beats kelly kapowski any day.
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good lord.
beats kelly kapowski any day.
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good lord.
beats kelly kapowski any day.
I am naturally assuming you mean TV Ferris Bueller, otherwise, that list wouldn't make sense.
Sir, you are disrespecting the true story of Ferris Bueller: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy2kAfHHids
No one tops Kelly Kapowski. Have you seen the legs on that girl?
There were episodes of Saved by the Bell where I... y'know... didn't make it to the end.