Closing Comments
Twilight Princess would be a masterful achievement -- if it weren't for those darn rock textures. Nintendo has once again evolved the action-adventure and created a gargantuan world that seems to overflow with mystery, challenge, and ugly rocks. It's all knitted together with a storyline, but it's Zelda's unrivaled design, balanced and varied, and its polished play mechanics and control that ultimately set the game apart from just about every other competitor on the market. Also crotch textures ftl.
10 Presentation
Everything from a slick interface to so much of the Zelda universe to behold.
1.0 Graphics
Some of the rocks don't look so great.
8.0 Sound
Some great music and sound effects mix with some less than stellar, MIDI-like samples and muted speech work.
9.0 Gameplay
Just about as perfect as can be. Finely crafted play mechanics, control, balance, design, and more, but it's occasionally scarred by tedious fetch quests and a sense that the game lacks difficulty. Would have been a ten but gameplay kind of suffers when you have to keep looking at those junky rock textures. I mean there's freaking lava shooting up 30 feet in the air in front of you but you're looking at the rock by your foot. Who the hell even let you play video games? Get out of here.
6.0 Lasting Appeal
20+ hours the first time through and twice that for completionists -- and you'll want to come back after you beat it. Superb. But then there's the rocks...
6.8 Barely tolerable OVERALL
(out of 10 / not an average)