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Gaborn

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• Jan 20, 2009

• #1

CAPE CORAL, Fla. – Authorities are looking for a shoplifter who was run over twice by her getaway car after stealing $1,200 worth of designer purses from a Cape Coral store. A T.J. Maxx security guard told police she saw a woman stuff six designer Dooney & Bourke purses into her pants Tuesday morning and walk out of the store. The guard said she was confronting the woman when a car pulled up.

A report said the shoplifter tried to get into the vehicle but fell out and was run over by the car. She then got up and jumped onto the hood of the car. As the car was driving away, the report said the woman fell off and was run over again. On her third attempt, she finally made it into the vehicle.

Police are using the car's license plate and a check the woman dropped to track her down.

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Story Here

No pain, no gain?

 

Pop On Arrival

Banned

• Jan 20, 2009

• #2

Glad shes ok

 

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Az987

all good things

• Jan 20, 2009

• #3

:lol :lol

 

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ElectricBlue187

Member

• Jan 20, 2009

• #4

is there a reason so many crazy stupid people live in Florida?

 

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Verano

Reads Ace as Lace. May God have mercy on their soul

• Jan 20, 2009

• #5

A reason?

Umm..republicans?

Anyway...
Seriously, this shoplifter report sounds like a cartoon.

 

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BatiGOOOOOOL

Member

• Jan 20, 2009

• #6

ElectricBlue187 said:

is there a reason so many crazy stupid people live in Florida?

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I don't live in the US, but I have always assumed that Florida is to the US, what Australia was to England.

 

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thesoapster

Member

• Jan 20, 2009

• #7

Amazing.

 

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Raistlin

Post Count: 9999

• Jan 20, 2009

• #8

BatiGOOOOOOL said:

I don't live in the US, but I have always assumed that Florida is to the US, what Australia was to England.

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'Germany, Australia, or Florida'

 

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Pimpwerx

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• Jan 20, 2009

• #9

ElectricBlue187 said:

is there a reason so many crazy stupid people live in Florida?

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We are an awful state. I think most of the crazy resides north of Palm Beach County, though. PEACE.

 

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SouthernDragon

Member

• Jan 20, 2009

• #10

I want to leave.

 

shoplifter

Member

• Jan 20, 2009

• #11

I'm a guy

edit: also never been run over

 

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ElectricBlue187

Member

• Jan 20, 2009

• #12

BatiGOOOOOOL said:

I don't live in the US, but I have always assumed that Florida is to the US, what Australia was to England.

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a prison colony? don't think so...

 

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Gaborn

Member

• Jan 20, 2009

• #13

shoplifter said:

I'm a guy

edit: also never been run over

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Like the hat?

Banned

• Jan 20, 2009

• #14

should have bolded this gem

"she saw a woman stuff six designer Dooney & Bourke purses into her pants"

 

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Struct09

Member

• Jan 20, 2009

• #15

Wish they would have gotten it on video

 

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UpperCaseN

Member

• Jan 20, 2009

• #16

for some reason, I picture a contestant from wipeout while imagining this

 

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Rasputin

Banned

• Jan 20, 2009

• #17

ElectricBlue187 said:

is there a reason so many crazy stupid people live in Florida?

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People ask this all the time and I'm here to answer that question for you.

In the mid 90's there was a huge migration of Ohioans to central Florida. I don't know why it happened but it did. In my neighborhood every single person I knew for a 2 mile radius had moved here from Ohio with their family and every single one of them were racist, bigoted, anti-intellectuals. It was like Ohio took a giant shit right on central Florida. After that the disease spread out across the state.

 

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Raistlin

Post Count: 9999

• Jan 20, 2009

• #18

Rasputin said:

People ask this all the time and I'm here to answer that question for you.

In the mid 90's there was a huge migration of Ohioans to central Florida ...

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:lol

Best post I've seen in quite some time

:lol

 

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Particle Physicist

between a quark and a baryon

• Jan 20, 2009

• #19

Rasputin said:

People ask this all the time and I'm here to answer that question for you.

In the mid 90's there was a huge migration of Ohioans to central Florida. I don't know why it happened but it did. In my neighborhood every single person I knew for a 2 mile radius had moved here from Ohio with their family and every single one of them were racist, bigoted, anti-intellectuals. It was like Ohio took a giant shit right on central Florida. After that the disease spread out across the state.

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:lol i cant stop laughing at this.

 

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MetatronM

Unconfirmed Member

• Jan 20, 2009

• #20

Pimpwerx said:

We are an awful state. I think most of the crazy resides north of Palm Beach County, though. PEACE.

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I lived in Palm Beach County for 3 years.

The crazy is decidedly not just north of the county. :lol

 

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agrajag

Banned

• Jan 20, 2009

• #21

I used to work at a TJ Maxx in Florida. Trust me when I say this, bitches go fucking crazy over those Coach and Liz Claiborne handbags.

 

Nizz

Member

• Jan 20, 2009

• #22

FlightOfHeaven said:

I want to leave.

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I'm regretting moving down here, at least the part of town I'm in. A big change from Jersey, I tell ya'.

 

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Wario64

works for Gamestop (lol)

• Jan 20, 2009

• #23

Wow, and she dropped a check too along the way. Someone is getting caught, assuming it isn't fake

 

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speculawyer

Member

• Jan 20, 2009

• #24

I've learned to guess 'Florida' and you'll be right most of the time.

 

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~Devil Trigger~

In favor of setting Muslim women on fire

• Jan 20, 2009

• #25

:lol :lol :lol