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Breaking: Metal Gear game may be a little goofy, game ruined forever

foxtrot3d

Banned
Well i'm not a fan of it so i voice my opinion, what's next? a medieval knight helmet? piss in a bottle you can throw at enemies?

I was hoping they wouldn't go overboard in terms of goofiness with the new Metal Gear Online.

Um, are you serious? Cuz you know that MGS has an actual fucking cowboy in the games, right? Also, MGS is inherently goofy.
 

Ridley327

Member
Well i'm not a fan of it so i voice my opinion, what's next? a medieval knight helmet? piss in a bottle you can throw at enemies?

I was hoping they wouldn't go overboard in terms of goofiness with the new Metal Gear Online.

But it's Metal Gear. One of the first gameplay demonstrations they had for MGS5 involved using Fulton recovery on a goat. The first footage of MGO3 ended with Snake taking a selfie with Ocelot, even.
 
The hat economy is heating up the R&D race. It's not just the PMCs, either. Every corporation tethered to the item trading-industrial complex is losing its sense of morality. And it's us collection-holics who are doing their dirty work for them... Not even realizing it."
 

RK9039

Member
Yeah... I don't see a problem with this. MGO2 had hats as well, I'm pretty sure fedoras were in the game. Even Ga-Ko and Kerotan gas masks.
 

Sn4ke_911

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Um, are you serious? Cuz you know that MGS has an actual fucking cowboy in the games, right? Also, MGS is inherently goofy.

Is that fucking cowboy the only one who can wear it? probably not. So a cowboy hat on a soldier looks just a bit too stupid for my taste.

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Ferox

Neo Member
Well i'm not a fan of it so i voice my opinion, what's next? a medieval knight helmet? piss in a bottle you can throw at enemies?

I was hoping they wouldn't go overboard in terms of goofiness with the new Metal Gear Online.

In MGO2 they already had a playable special character whose special ability was shitting his pants and the resulting stench stunning nearby enemies.

Cowboy hats in comparison are pretty much irrelevant.
 
I still haven't got my head around how you can justify having vehicle parts strapped to people's heads but none of the rest. How far can you stretch the 'it's ok because it's Metal Gear related' clause? Can I wear Sunny on my head?
 

Ridley327

Member
Is that fucking cowboy the only one who can wear it? probably not. So a cowboy hat on a soldier looks just a bit too stupid for my taste.

He says, posting a picture where the character front and center has a shrapnel horn coming out of his head and a robotic left hand.
 

Gravidee

Member
Well i'm not a fan of it so i voice my opinion, what's next? a medieval knight helmet? piss in a bottle you can throw at enemies?

I was hoping they wouldn't go overboard in terms of goofiness with the new Metal Gear Online.

In other words you want it to be like all the other dead serious shooters out there. Not gonna happen! And now that you mention it, a medieval helmet would be pretty cool.
 
Out of all the dumb head gear in the Metal Gear games, a cowboy hat is quite literally the most tame and logical hat they could have added.
 

Sn4ke_911

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He says, posting a picture where the character front and center has a shrapnel horn coming out of his head and a robotic left hand.

That's part of the story man, the cowboy hat most likely is not.
 

RK9039

Member
The new MGO has a dog plushie to distract other players (basically playboy mags from previous games), somehow cowboy hats is a step too far.
 

Rajang

Member
That is the weirdest fucking logic. Does it apply to clothing too?

Will my soldier have to go commando because Big Boss wears undies?

That hat fits Skull Face's style. Shinkawa designed him that way. Putting random hats on other characters /random characters can look silly. I think that is what Sn4ke is talking about.
 

foxtrot3d

Banned
Again, if you can put that hat on any other character than Skull Face then it's stupid.

Why?!

That hat fits Skull Face's style. Shinkawa designed him that way. Putting random hats on other characters /random characters can look silly. I think that is what Sn4ke is talking about.

I'm sure we can design our characters in a way that makes the hat fit. Also, what style fits a Chicken hat?
 
The undercover triple-crossing soldier wearing cowboy boots, bandoliers, and a thing for revolvers is fine, but don't put a cowboy hat on him, because that would be dumb.
 
There is a character in the game who goes by the name 'Skull Face', and another 'Pacifica Ocean'. And it is ostensibly sincere.

I love the series, but you cannot deny its inherit goofiness. It's actually something I like about it.
 

Sn4ke_911

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That hat fits Skull Face's style. Shinkawa designed him that way. Putting random hats on other characters /random characters can look silly. I think that is what Sn4ke is talking about.

Yes, thank you.

I thought it looked pretty good on Snake
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This is the exact thing i would not like to see, Big Boss wearing Skull Face's hat...ugh.


Robert if you read this please let us turn random hats off.
 
This thread is shenanigans. MGS is the most goofy nongoofy series I have ever played. Porn is a gameplay mechanic and someone is complaining about a cowboy hat.
 

Sn4ke_911

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Luckily , Eli is still too young for that.

he's a 12 year old kid, I highly doubt he's playable.

Yes, let us turn off the hats, it'll distract me from the bikini top + ghillie pants combo

Again it fits the character. Woud you really be ok if Big Boss runs around with a bikini top?

Wait, why the hell are we talking about "part of the story" on Metal Gear Online?

because story characters like Big Boss or Ocelot will be playable in MGO.
 
So as far as I can understand S4nic's position is:

It's ok to have anything Metal Gear related on people's heads, as long as it's not clothes.
 
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