Will probably end up being a GAF-ism later on but I don't see it getting out into the world like that.From this day forth, I will use tofu as a euphemism for pussy. I advise you all to do the same. If anyone asks you to clarify, don't.
From this day forth, I will use tofu as a euphemism for pussy. I advise you all to do the same. If anyone asks you to clarify, don't.
Read the whole thread if you haven't already, it will kill you.
I'll just leave this here... http://hadsexlastnight.ytmnd.com/
I'll just leave this here... http://hadsexlastnight.ytmnd.com/
Please don't post it on reddit or anythingWill probably end up being a GAF-ism later on but I don't see it getting out into the world like that.
Unless you repost this on reddit, we might have a chance ...
I'll just leave this here... http://hadsexlastnight.ytmnd.com/
Please don't post it on reddit or anything
With the cerebral assassin that i am, that got me thinking that something was afoot so I began testing her with silly sexual innuendos and jokes.
(I pretended i wasn't a virgin obviously)
She said yes and so i told her i couldnt last weekend but this weekend i could. I wasn't busy last weekend of course, i was just a bit scared because it was just a few days away.
I started kissing and licking her inner thighs near her hoo-ha.
It felt pretty good, wasn't some magical shit or anything. It just felt like somebody's mouth was on my penis sucking it up and down, it wasn't a mind-blowing experience but it felt 'pretty good'.
I always wanted my first time to be without a condom.
Why the hell do people post these things? People have sex all the time. Its natural.
I am gonna post about my Porridge tomorrow when I make one.
Um...that at least 50% counts dude.
Shit.
I'll just leave this here... http://hadsexlastnight.ytmnd.com/
I'll just leave this here... http://hadsexlastnight.ytmnd.com/
No. half-sister. It barely even counts.
My dad had an affair with another woman. Practically had another family in secret. Well, one kid anyway.
Parents broke up, he left, moved to a different country. Few years later he gets back in contact inviting me to his wedding 'cause he wanted to make it official with this skank.
I go meet his 'family' and his daughter, who's 5 years younger than me. Basically talked to her all night 'cause my family disowned him and I didn't know anyone else.
Stayed at his house, got drunk had sex. The end. I could barely keep it up because my head was spinning. Literally a few dozen thrusts. Didn't talk about it again and I never mentioned it to my dad. They live in England now so I barely see them
Please don't post it on reddit or anything
No. half-sister. It barely even counts.
My dad had an affair with another woman. Practically had another family in secret. Well, one kid anyway.
Parents broke up, he left, moved to a different country. Few years later he gets back in contact inviting me to his wedding 'cause he wanted to make it official with this skank.
I go meet his 'family' and his daughter, who's 5 years younger than me. Basically talked to her all night 'cause my family disowned him and I didn't know anyone else.
Stayed at his house, got drunk had sex. The end. I could barely keep it up because my head was spinning. Literally a few dozen thrusts. Didn't talk about it again and I never mentioned it to my dad. They live in England now so I barely see them
You had sex with a being that was 50% your dad. Sorry dude, it counts; you fucked your sister.
Technically, yeah. But it's not like I was raised with her. That would be weird.
Just turned out to be some woman I met for the first time at a wedding
I'll just leave this here... http://hadsexlastnight.ytmnd.com/
I'll just leave this here... http://hadsexlastnight.ytmnd.com/
Try and put your dick in your porridge.
Technically, yeah. But it's not like I was raised with her. That would be weird.
lolWat.
And you went down on a girl your barely even know. And she took your jizz in her mouth...?
Get to the clinic, you're not the only one.
LOLI'll just leave this here... http://hadsexlastnight.ytmnd.com/
I'll just leave this here... http://hadsexlastnight.ytmnd.com/
I'll just leave this here... http://hadsexlastnight.ytmnd.com/
I've never had tofu nor had sex.
Which do I do first?
Wat.
And you went down on a girl your barely even know. And she took your jizz in her mouth...?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/a41fa7f86b000784b0f2b89c5c64644d/tumblr_mpymj3uOcq1sxviy0o1_400.gif
Get to the clinic, you're not the only one.
Okay.It was really wet in there and pretty tight, kind of like the inside of your mouth but way more wet and slippery and more tighter than your mouth cheeks which are more elastic.
She actually asked me if i had any stds earlier and i said no. I know it's not safe but i dont really care, she was a clean looking girl and very intelligent, much smarter than me. I always wanted my first time to be without a condom.
I'll just leave this here... http://hadsexlastnight.ytmnd.com/
I'll just leave this here... http://hadsexlastnight.ytmnd.com/