JackFrost2012
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callous said:
DID SOMEBODY SAY...
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DID SOMEBODY SAY...
marvelharvey
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JackFrost2012 said:DID SOMEBODY SAY...
That always makes me laugh.
Off topic, but DCharlie's avatar
JackFrost2012
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YellowAce said:
oh man
I've found that being and looking Scandinavian gets more attention in Asia than being, for example, a typical brown haired Brit. Not to mention my friend from Italy. Asian girls barely gave him a second look when I was around even though he's a very decent looking guy.
We're just even more different looking to an Asian and therefore garner more interest, I guess.
We're just even more different looking to an Asian and therefore garner more interest, I guess.
DCharlie
And even i am moderately surprised
... more three in a hole, than a hole in one i guess?
I'm white (or Black , can't remember)
Blonde hair (or afro, not sure)
short - around 5 ft 6 (a true baller, around 6 ft 8)
and blue eyes (Brown actually)
I'm from the UK (L.A. really)
... and i keep getting talked to in German/French/Dutch ...
by DUDES.
Seriously, i've been chatted up by GUYS all over Asia, the girls don't wanna know. I'm guessing i represent the last chance before home...
Blackace
if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
madara said:
actually.. having sex without a condom if far more common if you are a "real" couple.. I have been told by a long time gf (one I am not with anymore but that is another story) that I am so level-headed because when we didn't have a condom I wouldn't have sex.. :lol
sp0rsk said:
I would, but how do you go about it? Do you tell her to "Stop whining like Sailor Moon and give me a natural, womanly moan instead"? I wouldn't say it like that, of course, but even saying something like "You know those sounds you make when we have sex? Are those natural for you? They kinda .. bother me a little bit. Could you change them?".
I don't know, it just seems like a big talk to have, and one that could end up getting ugly.
Also, having condomless sex with your steady girlfriend is normal to me and most people I know. I find most girls are quite willing to go on the pill.
callous said:
show her american porn, tell her, "ameican girls sound like this" I dunno my fiance was a noob when we first got together so she was pretty open to it. she doesnt yell and scream and shit like in porn or anything, but she sounds like a normal american girl.
WrathOfOtaibah
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Thats fucking hilarious that thousands of sexless loser otaku spend thousands of dollars to go have sex with women in Japan. They probably think all the women in Japan look like JAV idols.
I remember my adventures with Japanese porn:
My brain: Their vaginas are pixeled out!
My penis: But they're hot
My brain: They have rape face!
My penis: But they're hot
After spending about $30 on a bunch of VCDs, it was like flushing my money down the fucking toilet. I couldn't even get it at half mast. Their moans are so childish and all the scenes are the same. Some woman dresses up like she wants to fuck but then when a guy touches her, she starts acting scared. I tossed them all in the trash within a week I believe and downloaded a shitload of Katja Kassin, Teagan Presley, and Devon porn videos to get my boys to forget about that fucking disaster.
JAV porn almost killed off any interest I had with asian women.
I remember my adventures with Japanese porn:
My brain: Their vaginas are pixeled out!
My penis: But they're hot
My brain: They have rape face!
My penis: But they're hot
After spending about $30 on a bunch of VCDs, it was like flushing my money down the fucking toilet. I couldn't even get it at half mast. Their moans are so childish and all the scenes are the same. Some woman dresses up like she wants to fuck but then when a guy touches her, she starts acting scared. I tossed them all in the trash within a week I believe and downloaded a shitload of Katja Kassin, Teagan Presley, and Devon porn videos to get my boys to forget about that fucking disaster.
JAV porn almost killed off any interest I had with asian women.
PhoenixDark
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The Experiment said:
*cough* Sakura Sena *cough*
The Experiment said:
I swear to god, I wonder if there's regular porn in Japan. Porn with good looking women that arent getting abused, or look in total absolute pain just with the guy looking at them. Is it some sort of porn cultural thing over there? Do guys over there only get off to that kind of porn?
Hurricane_Chris
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evilromero said:
john tv said:
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JackFrost2012
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madara said:
oh man thanks it's monday morning and I needed a good laugh
Japanese girls think of condoms as "the thing they tell you not to use because they don't like the way it feels."
evil solrac v3.0
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how about a tall, hispanic dude? no go?
WrathOfOtaibah
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DCharlie said:
Any good looking ones? I saw the listing of uncensored and most looked butt-ugly. No girls there that are of Sora Aoi quality, well, when I checked a few months ago.
I know, it sucked. Out of all the VCDs I had that was maybe about 12 hours worth, there were two scenes where the girls looked like they were into it. One of the scenes was from South Pole 2, another one, I don't remember. Anyway, I agree with you. Maybe I'm just an old fashioned guy who prefers the girls to look like they're enjoying it, even if they're faking it. The pain thing does nothing for me except cringe.
JackFrost2012
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.hacked said:
...or Japanese!
DCharlie
And even i am moderately surprised
i got some Sora Aoi, Ichigo Milk, etc etc stuff from their that is not censored.
i've not got the worlds biggest shlong, but it's NOT small. I have absolutely no issue with Japanese contraceptives, so i'm confused about this.
Also , the combini's in my area also stock Durex - given the instructions come in all languages, i'm guessing it's one jonny fits all globally.
Seriously, what brands are people trying?
WrathOfOtaibah
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DCharlie said:
Really? Well, thanks for owning me on that part. I'll look into it. I didn't know she did the uncensored stuff since I think she's pretty hot.
In all honesty I didnt buy any in Japan. The first couple I tried came from the girl. After that I learned my leason and picked some up when I was outside the country. I flew back and forth every couple of weeks. I ended up buying them for a few guys though so I'm sure its not a uncommon. Plus I knew a few guys that had them mailed in from Mom. One guy I new used to get a VHS tape of HNIC and a box of condoms every week.
Mad Hatter
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Damn this thread got long! lol! Anyway, I'll probably be studying abroad in Osaka next fall. I'll see if it's true.
ForzaItalia
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Is that Miyamoto in drag?
Pedigree Chum
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ForzaItalia said:
Is that Miyamoto in drag?
Miyamoto in drag would be hotter, and that's sad.
soundwave05
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I've never really thought of Japanese girls as "slutty" ... though I've never been to Japan.
Japanese girls aren't "Slutty". The lack of Christian values is just very obvious. The culture is very different and they don't have all the hang ups about sex of North America. The whole slutty thing really comes from men anyway. It's the whole she did something to someone else I wished she did to me. Japan is so male dominate expecially in the "Salary Man" world. You think the women like to sleep with white guys. You wouldn't believe how badly the Men want to show off the women. Most of the guys there are English teachers and don't really see old school Japan. The girls they get are just the standard club girls, no different then here.
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