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[Ronok]

speak some japanese

Not TECHNICALLY true..... My friend from Japan when she ran away to England ended up going out with an English guy I know........ He is about as far away as you can get from speaking any kind of Japanese....... I mean when asked what he knows about Japan he said "I watch some anime (no emphasis on the e ) and I play XBOX"...... So basically he knows nothing about Japan, can't speak any kinda of Japanese, oh and he goes a bit retarded around food he doesn't know..... Like litterally we tried to make him eat some Japanese food and it was like we were trying to feed him dog crap. o.o

But yeah basically she knew quite a bit of English in the first place so it was all possible.... And ermm they ended up going out for 2 months until she HAD to go back because of her visa.... She was going to get a work visa, but, the idiot didn't send off her application to the work place (as in he had to walk up to a post office and she would be back in a month) as he was too busy...... He basically didn't want to see her anymore I think..... But yeah she wanted to come back anyway and he ruined it......

My point is you don't need to know Japanese if you are really lucky...... v.v;;

Even though the location is different it's the same kinda thing. ^^;

 

[PhoenixDark]

I was making a broad sweeping statement, it's not going to ring true all of the time

How are black people accepted in Japan? Would a Japanese chick shun a black dude?

 

[elostyle]

Man phoenix, I think you should seriously consider "making an investment" just once

 

[PhoenixDark]

Man phoenix, I think you should seriously consider "making an investment" just once

So I should go to Japan then?

 

[elostyle]

What kind of investment I'll leave up to you.

 

[marvelharvey]

So I should go to Japan then?

C'MON, you know you want to!

 

[JackFrost2012]

Not TECHNICALLY true.....

Sorry, I was going on the assumption that the girl spoke very little English. If she speaks English then of course you don't need to speak Japanese--the main point being, you're gonna have to communicate! Like in a real relationship! Holy hell!

 

[Barrage]

If you're a foreigner trying to pick up Japanese sluts, then:

white = A+
black = A
asian = Z-

Mulatto=?
I'm scared.

 

[Pedigree Chum]

Mulatto=?
I'm scared.

Z+

 

[FiRez]

http://www.myxxxblog.com/pages/jokes/laidguide.html

 

[evilromero]

OK, going to stereotype a bit here but do the fucking opposite of the above. If you're at a club and a girl comes to talk to you in English, she's probably laid 100s of white guys before you and you'll be going home with some STDs.

[/overgeneralization]

Actually, Japanese girls are very good about forcing you to wear a rubber. So no worries. Go home std-free. With your wad blown.

 

[Barrage]

Oh dear.

 

[Cloudy]

so if you weigh 75 pounds, have a face full of acne and a 2 inch penis and are going to spend your college money on a plane ticket to japan, it's worth it?

Thanks a lot, buddy. Now I have cereal all over my keyboard :lol

PS: I don't see why folks have to go international to nail suspect-looking, trashy chicks. There's plenty over here. Does their being Japanese make them more desirable? :lol

 

[sasimirobot]

I might know a thing or 2 about this.

First I actually used to work in Gaspanic. It really sucked to work there, but they gave you a free dorm bunking with a bunch of weird European illegal immagrants ( Bolvarian or something I cant remember).

Anyways the tried to treat me with a "hey you go clean that asstray or we gonna call immigration " type attitude ( doesnt really work on an American ass wipes!) and they even had a few rules about making the female customers happy:

1. You have to chat them up
2. You have to encourage them to finish their drinks or buy you one
3. You are encouraged to bag a few of them to keep them coming back

So I worked there exactly 1 night and quit after I got my tips. Ended up using the dorm for a week or so after for free.

Now for the dudes that keep asking if brothers get laid blah blah blah. Shit man. Hip-Hop or anything that even remotely resembles it ( a Nigerian wearing FUBU who cant even speak a word of english will do fine) is Super Hot in Asia right now.
Most of them dont even know what Hip-Hop is they just see it as trendy and that Black dudes are sexy, etc...

Im 1/2 Columbian myself and I know a little color is a turn on to most women. The whole "Tall dark handsome " thing didnt come from nowhere.

Check here for more details-->http://www.blacktokyo.com/

So yeah. Getting laid in Japan is not hard. at. all. The chicks are not that hot IMO compaired to the rest of Asia, the average Thai chick destroys a Jpn girl in face/body/skin
and doesnt have all the Westernized hang-ups and gucci grubbn mentality to boot.
Overall I find most Jpn chicks to be super boring in bed and socially but since the porno industry is out of control in that country most of them are willing to "starfish" and high pitch squeal to just about anything you can think up.

Good luck. You wont need it.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

*watches every white guy on GAF plan trip to Japan*

Sorry, from what I'm told - everybody there smokes like a fuckin' chimney, and even if they want to give my wang a spin in between menthols -- not fuckin' interested.

That explains the delay between Mario games. :X

 

[Willco]

I can imagine it now!

SO, DO HAVE A LITTLE GAF INSIDE OF YOU?

... HUH? NO.

WANT SOME LOL AM I RITE?

YES!

... That's the first time that's ever worked!

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

SO, DO HAVE A LITTLE GAF INSIDE OF YOU?

... HUH? NO.

WANT SOME LOL AM I RITE?

And she's all like. . .

:lol

 

[Aruarian Reflection]

The chicks are not that hot IMO compaired to the rest of Asia

Oh, definitely. I will never understand the obsession Caucasian internet nerds have with Japanese girls. Almost any East Asian nationality has hotter girls on average.

 

[JackFrost2012]

Now for the dudes that keep asking if brothers get laid blah blah blah. Shit man. Hip-Hop or anything that even remotely resembles it ( a Nigerian wearing FUBU who cant even speak a word of english will do fine) is Super Hot in Asia right now.

That reminds me of this time a female friend called me from an izakaya to come pick her up because she was being hit on and uncomfortable. When I got there, there was a really sketchy Nigerian guy who was telling her (and everyone) that he was from L.A. It was obvious he had never been to America and hardly spoke any English at all, and now that I--an actual American--had showed up, the gig was up. He tried talking to me a bit, and instead of embarassing him I just said I was there to pick up "my girlfriend" and took my friend out, voila!

...anyways, yeah--it doesn't matter what language you speak or race you are, as long as it's not Japanese!!

 

[PhoenixDark]

Ok GAF.

I'm black...CHECK

I have some Rocafella clothes...CHECK

I can speak english...CHECK

I'm semi rich due to my dad...CHECK

My penis is way bigger than 2 inches...DOUBLE CHECK

I'm funny...CHECK

Phoenix=FTW?

I think I'm more than qualified to finally get laid now. American women ignore me since I don't stand out, but I'm sure I'll be the center of attention in Japan! Oh snaps, you guys have me excited for the first time all year.

When I go to Japan, I'll make sure I detail every event. If I do indeed get laid, GAF will forever have my respect.

 

[elostyle]

Can't wait for your report =)

 

[Grimlock]

And don't forget to take pictures.

 

[MC Safety]

I think I should reemphasize that the girls you are going to be picking up, as a foreigner picking up Japanese girls with your amazing white skin and lack of Japanese ability, are total sluts who sleep with 3 different guys a week and would suck your cock for a Sizzler steak platter. These are not the cream of the crop. these are not the lovely submissive girls found in harem anime. they may have some redeeming qualities and a nice smile, but they're sluts, and odds are better than 1 in 2 they're carrying something.

so yes. you can get "a" girl just by being white. but you get what you deserve. you want a nice Japanese girl, you're gonna have to have a decent personality, good hygiene, speak some japanese, and all those other horrible compromises that come with actual relationships.

What is the sound of 1,000 socially awkward nerds' hearts breaking?

 

[border]

would suck your cock for a Sizzler steak platter.

How much does a Sizzle Steak Platter run?

When I got there, there was a really sketchy Nigerian guy who was telling her (and everyone) that he was from L.A.

Did he want her to deposit $10,000 in to a bank account so that she could inherit millions?

 

[Juice]

The 6 months I was in Japan, I was committed to staying faithful to my girlfriend.

Knowing Japanese is pretty much the reason I succeeded.

That, and how terrible 99% of their teeth are.

Seriously, girls lost interest in me so quickly as soon as I started answering their questions in Japanese, that I had to ask my male JPN friends whether it was them or my Japanese sucking. It was them. Every time.


---
Oh, btw, here's a fun thing to do in Osaka: go to the Outback Grill just south of Osaka/Umeda station (follow the hilton, then turn right at the first major intersection and it's on the right). Every time I went there, at least five english-speaking white guys with english-learning japanese chicks looking for a boy toy would be there. I was usually content just listening to their retarded conversations, but some of my friends had some fun approaching the girls in Japanese and talking to them, making the guys extremely uncomfortable.

 

[JackFrost2012]

The 6 months I was in Japan, I was committed to staying faithful to my girlfriend.

Knowing Japanese is pretty much the reason I succeeded.

I have the same problem as you, oh EXCEPT I'M NOT STAYING FAITHFUL TO ANYONE.



Sadly, my self-esteem is too high to pretend not to speak Japanese just to bed some halfwit Japanese girl...though I have been tempted in the past. Fortunately, it's NOT too high to preclude taking a vacation to another Asian country where I have no fucking clue what all that ching chong wing wong bullshit is on about! I'm white and ignorant, ladies...form a line!

 

[demon]

Not knowing japanese is really a turn-on for them? That's so awesome,I mean, weird...

 

[DCharlie]

oh man, some of the girls in gas panic have seen more cock in a week that your average Kohler toilet sees in 5 years.

Yes you can get laid, but that skanky route is so horrid , diseased and infected , it's like humping a custard slice.

 

[demon]

But all japanese girls are sweet and innocent and pure. this does not make sense.

 

[DCharlie]

"But all japanese girls are sweet and innocent and pure. this does not make sense."

lol - i taught a girl English for a while when i first got here. A girl that a japanese friend fancied.

Whilst on a hiking trip with my (EX) fiancee (unrelated incident) whilst my friend was off talking to my other half, she asked if i wanted to be her "English Boyfriend" - i shrugged it off as a mistranslation - she was too naive and young to be like that i thought.

When teaching her English, it became more and more apparent that she wasn't that innocent. She filled me in on the whole "most Japanese girls have 5 boyfriends ranked A to E" thing, and that she was actually one over that limit at that particular time.

Not innocent at all.

 

[sasimirobot]

With Teeth like this

The problem is that while the jaw has decreased in size for Japanese women over the past 2,000 years ,the teeth have remained the same size, and it's particularly a problem for the so called "Mongoloids" because they have wisdom teeth almost always. This leads to overcrowding of teeth and thus the stereotypical crooked teeth that is for Japanese women the badge of shame for all Asians.


legs like these->

they tend to be stumpy and slightly bow-legged. The term in Japanese is "daikon ashi" this means raddish stump leg.

and a chest like this->

Not to mention the pasty skin and SUPER hairy private items

and I gotta say, dont be booking your flight with the last of your life savings.

 

[Kobun Heat]

oh man, some of the girls in gas panic have seen more cock in a week that your average Kohler toilet sees in 5 years.

I thought we were friends :_:

 

[DCharlie]

"I thought we were friends :_:"

hey, i didn't mean to wee on your face!

(i had no idea Kohler made toilets ... any relation?)

Sasami :

well, i'd suggest that you spent too much time in Gas Panic.

There are lots of bad looking Japanese women, just like there is in every other country. However, there are some absolutely stunning women walking the street, in the bars that aren't in roppongi , in offices, etc etc...


Yes, Thailand is great, but when you end up marrying someone called Steve, don't come running crying to us! *okay, i know, it's a stereotypical joke etc etc...*

 

[Blackace]

This whole thread makes me sick..

 

[JackFrost2012]

She filled me in on the whole "most Japanese girls have 5 boyfriends ranked A to E" thing, and that she was actually one over that limit at that particular time.

So, what does English Boyfriend rate?

 

[Kobun Heat]

any relation?

If only.

 

[DCharlie]

I think I should reemphasize that the girls you are going to be picking up, as a foreigner picking up Japanese girls with your amazing white skin and lack of Japanese ability, are total sluts who sleep with 3 different guys a week and would suck your cock for a Sizzler steak platter.

actually, this isn't always true. I know a couple of guys who came her and ended up with great other halfs (the other halfs : one is a fluent English Lawyer, the other is head of a government agency for electrical engineering projects).

Both good looking, both fun, both intellegent. Both earning more than the guys so the cost of a Sizzler isn't that big of a turn on!

"So, what does English Boyfriend rate?"

i believe that is rank D?

A is the dream guy that you know is out of reach
B is the money guy
C is the school/Office friend or old flame from school/office
D is the sex with no commitment
E is the car/transport provider
( most end up with C)


Not 100% sure, my Japanese teacher (50+ y.o.) warned me that this was the situation too.

 

[marvelharvey]

So, what does English Boyfriend rate?

Read this somewhere before, it's not exactly a scale. Just the 5 categories that these type of girls put guys in. Anyway, A to E goes something like...

A: The one she wants to eventually settle down with
B: The guy with money
C: ???? forgotten
D: ???? forgotten
E: The Lay <- the foreign guy

 

[JackFrost2012]

actually, this isn't always true. I know a couple of guys who came her and ended up with great other halfs (the other halfs : one is a fluent English Lawyer, the other is head of a government agency for electrical engineering projects).

...and they met them in Gas Panic?

Of course there are nice Japanese girls out there, somewhere...I'm just laying out what mouth-breathing otaku can look forward to as they proceed to come to Japan and get themselves laid. The thing about those girls that anyone can get? Everyone already has.

Read this somewhere before, it's not exactly a scale. Just the 5 categories that these type of girls put guys in. Anyway, A to E goes something like...

A: The one she wants to eventually settle down with
B: The guy with money
C: ???? forgotten
D: ???? forgotten
E: The Lay <- the foreign guy

I think that D. is the one who sets up her electronics. I'm being cord-kun'd by some girl right now. She just sent me an email asking how to rip DVDs to DVD-Rs. Probably so she can watch pirated movies with her Japanese-illiterate fuck toy (E)! DAMN HER!

 

[DCharlie]

...and they met them in Gas Panic?

amazingly - yes. One of them met them in a bar in Roppongi (okay... it's not Gas Panic - but it was 911... which isn't THAT much better)

Of course there are nice Japanese girls out there, somewhere...I'm just laying out what mouth-breathing otaku can look forward to as they proceed to come to Japan and get themselves laid. The thing about those girls that anyone can get? Everyone already has.

ha ha - indeed. There are too many horror stories about people discovering that they are "brothers" with someone.

 

[DCharlie]

I think that D. is the one who sets up her electronics. I'm being cord-kun'd by some girl right now. She just sent me an email asking how to rip DVDs to DVD-Rs. Probably so she can watch pirated movies with her Japanese-illiterate fuck toy (E)! DAMN HER!

Tell her you won the lottery and you can up a few grades!

 

[JackFrost2012]

amazingly - yes. One of them met them in a bar in Roppongi (okay... it's not Gas Panic - but it was 911... which isn't THAT much better)

Wow, colour me impressed. Take me along next time you go bar hopping--maybe I'll meet the EE major of my dreams!

ha ha - indeed. There are too many horror stories about people discovering that they are "brothers" with someone.

 

[hobbitx]

:lol Great thread all around, but I'm just wondering about the grabbing stuff. I hear there's alot of nuts that like to snatch at peoples wangs based off the stupid penis myths. How common is this and would I get hassled alot?

Also, how about the milf scene? Is it all younger girls or can you score some more mature ones too?

 

[DCharlie]

pre-current fiancee days, i met an older MALE married Japanese friend. When i got there, there were two women there (mid 40s) . I spoke next to zero japanese at the time (lol - like THATS changed).

I didn't catch much of what was going on.

After a few hours drinking, we went to the toilet and he was like "do you want to shag either of them?"

i was like "err... not really" (not that i have anything against the idea of sleeping with older women, quite the opposite actually) - i thought it was a hypothetical question anyways.

His response was pretty much "oh, well, we are off to Karaoke - i'll just bang them both myself then..."

 

[hobbitx]

:lol.......whoa!

 

[Wafflecopter]

woohoo more stereotypes! go whitey go

You just said a stereotype. Good for you

 

[teruterubozu]

I remember when Gas Panic was nothing but a canvas tent with only American and Australian model-types. In fact, all of Roppongi used to be nothing but Gaijin. Then all of a sudden, Roppongi turned into WWII Yankee-Japanese slut zone with a tinge of Shinjuku hostess flyer distribution. Weird. I guess I'm showing my age...

 

[ChrisReid]

You just said a stereotype. Good for you

"Whitey" might be a racial slur, but it's not a stereotype by definition at all.

 

[Hurricane_Chris]

Ok GAF.
I'm black...CHECK
I have some Rocafella clothes...CHECK
I can speak english...CHECK
I'm semi rich due to my dad...CHECK
My penis is way bigger than 2 inches...DOUBLE CHECK
I'm funny...CHECK
Phoenix=FTW?
I think I'm more than qualified to finally get laid now. American women ignore me since I don't stand out, but I'm sure I'll be the center of attention in Japan! Oh snaps, you guys have me excited for the first time all year.

When I go to Japan, I'll make sure I detail every event. If I do indeed get laid, GAF will forever have my respect.

1. In Japan the fact that you are NOT Japanese outweighs what race you actually are.
2. Japanese don't know what the fuck Rocafella is
3. Alot of people in Japan can speak English
4. What does your dad have to do with anything? Before fucking you gonna give them you dad's stats?
5. People who talk about their dicks online most likely have very small ones (the double check is what gave you away here)
6. Your post is actually pretty funny.

you're kidding with that list right? if not what a moron!

 

[callous]

And they all make that whiney, pained sounding squeak you hear in teh movies. Cultural? Dunno.

My ex (Hong Kong girl) did this and it bothered me quite a bit. Honestly, I think that has to account for at least part of why she's now an ex. It was like I was having sex with an anime character. That might turn some people here on, but trust me, it's not a good thing. There must be Japanese and Hong Kong girls that don't suffer from this idiocy and can have sex without having to sound like they're doing voice acting for Rape Rape Highschool.