typhonsentra
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For the record, if I was over there what would it take for me to get laid all summer long?
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Getting laid in Japan
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PhlegmMaster
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typhonsentra said:
A cool bike.
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muphins
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Damn you.PhlegmMaster said:
PhoenixDark
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So being black won't hurt my chances? I doubt that, sadly. I want to bag a Japanese chick so bad.
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I thought it was brazilian.PhoenixDark said:
STAY On TARGET
typhonsentra
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Yeah, and they hate Brazillians in Japan.
Pedigree Chum
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typhonsentra said:
I don't get the hate for South Asians...
PhoenixDark
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I love Brazilian women, but I love Asian women too. They have amazing faces and nice hair. Haven't seen too many with boobs, but meh. I like them anyway.
JackFrost2012
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it's pretty accurate
it's easy to get laid in Japan, if that's what you want. it is equally easy to get an STD. caveat humpor.
the most important part there is: DON'T KNOW ANY JAPANESE. These girls are looking for a crazy animal fling with an unstoppable foreigner beast. if you speak a whit of Japanese then you are part of the world they are trying to leave behind and NG.
it's not as fun as it might sound.
it's easy to get laid in Japan, if that's what you want. it is equally easy to get an STD. caveat humpor.
the most important part there is: DON'T KNOW ANY JAPANESE. These girls are looking for a crazy animal fling with an unstoppable foreigner beast. if you speak a whit of Japanese then you are part of the world they are trying to leave behind and NG.
it's not as fun as it might sound.
PhoenixDark
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Sweet.JackFrost2012 said:
I'm sure I can show the women there something they've never seen before.
WHOAguitarninja
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PhoenixDark said:
Are you referring to the zelda music? I'm pretty sure they've heard that.
PhoenixDark
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Bleh, I'm going to be going to Japan, I'm white, I basically fit in with all the rules....... I'm going with my girlfriend though.... And she's allready Japanese.... And I ermmm found her in England...... *Thanks her dad for moving her familly to England when she was six*
Oh but her friend who came down to England liked me so yeah...... 2 Japanese girls known.. 2 Japanese girls who have liked me...... 9283493864293846 white girls who I've known..... Apparently 9283493864293846 white girls who haven't like me (not fact, but them liking me isn't either so I'll go with this one so I can pretend I've never missed a chance).. XD
And then there is everything inbetween. ^^;;
Oh and in that gas panic link the girls who are actually with guys (well the pics that load for me) are ermmm not the type of girl I would be attracted to.... if Cute was here ! and getting a bit ermmmm slutty was here !......... They would be here...... !
But yeah that's just me. ^^;;
Oh and I don't expect any of my statistics to change any time soon seeing as I live with my current girlfriend.... :-/
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Oh but her friend who came down to England liked me so yeah...... 2 Japanese girls known.. 2 Japanese girls who have liked me...... 9283493864293846 white girls who I've known..... Apparently 9283493864293846 white girls who haven't like me (not fact, but them liking me isn't either so I'll go with this one so I can pretend I've never missed a chance).. XD
And then there is everything inbetween. ^^;;
Oh and in that gas panic link the girls who are actually with guys (well the pics that load for me) are ermmm not the type of girl I would be attracted to.... if Cute was here ! and getting a bit ermmmm slutty was here !......... They would be here...... !
But yeah that's just me. ^^;;
Oh and I don't expect any of my statistics to change any time soon seeing as I live with my current girlfriend.... :-/
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PhoenixDark
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elostyle said:Yeah I'll be going soon too... to visit my japanese girlfriend
*looks at your sig*
Were you the guy who AIM'd me?
Japan seems like a weird place to me. I have extensive travels in Southeast Asia, and there it's not the slutty girls that like white guys; it's EVERY ONE. Yeah, I meant "one." Westerners will get openly hit on by the gays. And surprisingly, the local guys don't seem resentful of foreigners. If you need any more of a statement on cultural imperialism see how other people treat Westerners. Sure, you see them chant "Death to America!" in Iran; go to Iran and tell them you're American. See what happens. How this all came about I really can't understand, but sometimes it makes me feel sorry for all these races with inferiority complexes.
PhoenixDark
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Ronok said:
Same for black guys too rite? Tell me what I want to hear.
JackFrost2012
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PhoenixDark said:
If you're a foreigner trying to pick up Japanese sluts, then:
white = A+
black = A
asian = Z-
Seventh Son
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Ronok said:
lol
typhonsentra
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elostyle said:
Well an American in Japan means he probably has a lot of money to burn if he's able to pay for an overseas trip to a place like that.
Pedigree Chum
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JackFrost2012 said:
Welp, looks like I'm screwed. Gotta play up that Canadianess I guess
jamesinclair
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acidviper said:
Ech, Im disapointed. All the Japanese girls Ive met are hotter than that.
Then again, looks like its true.
Here what appears to be a british man getting "lucky"?
JackFrost2012
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Pedigree Chum said:Welp, looks like I'm screwed. Gotta play up that Canadianess I guess
well, if you had a Japanese fetish, you probably wouldn't sleep with a Latino girl just because she was born and raised in Japan. well, you might, but it wouldn't be satisfying your Japanese fetish.
these girls have white guy fetishes just as bad as you have Japanese girl fetishes. don't hate, reciprocate
marvelharvey
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There is quite a lot of resentment towards America here, mainly from middle aged guys though. I have had a couple of "Damn you American pigs" situations from people on the subway and they calmed down when they found out I was English. (so if you want to get laid with a middle aged guy, you're out of luck
Anyway, sorry to spell out a few truths (I'm now going to defend my female Japanese friends), yes Japan does have it's fair share of slutty girls, like any country but it's not the 'heaven' that you guys are making it out to be. Yeah, sure, go to Roppongi/Shinsaibashi and they'll be plenty of cum buckets waiting for you. But outside of these foreign-clubbing areas, it's pretty much like the normal world you'll know back home where girls will like you for YOU not because of the color of your skin (these are the women that make future girlfriends/wives)
If you're coming to Japan to find a girlfriend, don't find them in a club, it will only lead to trouble.
For the people coming here for sexual reasons a few things:
1) It's guys like you that give most 'normal' foreigners the bad image of being some kind of sex maniacs. It also portrays us as single minded neanderthals, I spend most of my time trying to shrug off that image.
2) I've said it before but if you're coming to get laid, then fine, go ahead, but just think of how many other guys will have beaten you to the hole. Use a condom, use a condom, use a condom.
3) One last generalization: if you're going to Tokyo, your personality in these clubs won't matter, just dress well, act cool and you'll do fine. If you're going to Osaka, it doesn't matter how stupid you look, how over weight you are or how bad your breath is, if you can make them laugh you're onto a winner.
Anyway, sorry to spell out a few truths (I'm now going to defend my female Japanese friends), yes Japan does have it's fair share of slutty girls, like any country but it's not the 'heaven' that you guys are making it out to be. Yeah, sure, go to Roppongi/Shinsaibashi and they'll be plenty of cum buckets waiting for you. But outside of these foreign-clubbing areas, it's pretty much like the normal world you'll know back home where girls will like you for YOU not because of the color of your skin (these are the women that make future girlfriends/wives)
If you're coming to Japan to find a girlfriend, don't find them in a club, it will only lead to trouble.
For the people coming here for sexual reasons a few things:
1) It's guys like you that give most 'normal' foreigners the bad image of being some kind of sex maniacs. It also portrays us as single minded neanderthals, I spend most of my time trying to shrug off that image.
2) I've said it before but if you're coming to get laid, then fine, go ahead, but just think of how many other guys will have beaten you to the hole. Use a condom, use a condom, use a condom.
3) One last generalization: if you're going to Tokyo, your personality in these clubs won't matter, just dress well, act cool and you'll do fine. If you're going to Osaka, it doesn't matter how stupid you look, how over weight you are or how bad your breath is, if you can make them laugh you're onto a winner.
whoa that easy? I mean wow... :O it's like if you are white and you are normal you have like 100% chance of a japanese girl wanting to fuck with you.marvelharvey said:There is quite a lot of resentment towards America here, mainly from middle aged guys though. I have had a couple of "Damn you American pigs" situations from people on the subway and they calmed down when they found out I was English. (so if you want to get laid with a middle aged guy, you're out of luck
Anyway, sorry to spell out a few truths (I'm now going to defend my female Japanese friends), yes Japan does have it's fair share of slutty girls, like any country but it's not the 'heaven' that you guys are making it out to be. Yeah, sure, go to Roppongi/Shinsaibashi and they'll be plenty of cum buckets waiting for you. But outside of these foreign-clubbing areas, it's pretty much like the normal world you'll know back home where girls will like you for YOU not because of the color of your skin (these are the women that make future girlfriends/wives)
If you're coming to Japan to find a girlfriend, don't find them in a club, it will only lead to trouble.
For the people coming here for sexual reasons a few things:
1) It's guys like you that give most 'normal' foreigners the bad image of being some kind of sex maniacs. It also portrays us as single minded neanderthals, I spend most of my time trying to shrug off that image.
2) I've said it before but if you're coming to get laid, then fine, go ahead, but just think of how many other guys will have beaten you to the hole. Use a condom, use a condom, use a condom.
3) One last generalization: if you're going to Tokyo, your personality in these clubs won't matter, just dress well, act cool and you'll do fine. If you're going to Osaka, it doesn't matter how stupid you look, how over weight you are or how bad your breath is, if you can make them laugh you're onto a winner.
marvelharvey said:There is quite a lot of resentment towards America here, mainly from middle aged guys though. I have had a couple of "Damn you American pigs" situations from people on the subway and they calmed down when they found out I was English. (so if you want to get laid with a middle aged guy, you're out of luck
Anyway, sorry to spell out a few truths (I'm now going to defend my female Japanese friends), yes Japan does have it's fair share of slutty girls, like any country but it's not the 'heaven' that you guys are making it out to be. Yeah, sure, go to Roppongi/Shinsaibashi and they'll be plenty of cum buckets waiting for you. But outside of these foreign-clubbing areas, it's pretty much like the normal world you'll know back home where girls will like you for YOU not because of the color of your skin (these are the women that make future girlfriends/wives)
If you're coming to Japan to find a girlfriend, don't find them in a club, it will only lead to trouble.
For the people coming here for sexual reasons a few things:
1) It's guys like you that give most 'normal' foreigners the bad image of being some kind of sex maniacs. It also portrays us as single minded neanderthals, I spend most of my time trying to shrug off that image.
2) I've said it before but if you're coming to get laid, then fine, go ahead, but just think of how many other guys will have beaten you to the hole. Use a condom, use a condom, use a condom.
3) One last generalization: if you're going to Tokyo, your personality in these clubs won't matter, just dress well, act cool and you'll do fine. If you're going to Osaka, it doesn't matter how stupid you look, how over weight you are or how bad your breath is, if you can make them laugh you're onto a winner.
My dreams are shattered.
...no seriously, good post.
Pedigree Chum
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masud said:
In response to this, I totally wouldn't do something like this anyways. One night stands? No fucking thanks. Its fun just playing around in threads like this and getting more insights into what Japan is like (or at least how the people are).
I personally plan on visiting sometime in the future, not to get tail, just to work for a little while and see a different culture. Sould be interesting.
Wow didn't know that the kansai area is that different. Tell me more! I've only been there so far.There is quite a lot of resentment towards America here, mainly from middle aged guys though. I have had a couple of "Damn you American pigs" situations from people on the subway and they calmed down when they found out I was English. (so if you want to get laid with a middle aged guy, you're out of luck
Anyway, sorry to spell out a few truths (I'm now going to defend my female Japanese friends), yes Japan does have it's fair share of slutty girls, like any country but it's not the 'heaven' that you guys are making it out to be. Yeah, sure, go to Roppongi/Shinsaibashi and they'll be plenty of cum buckets waiting for you. But outside of these foreign-clubbing areas, it's pretty much like the normal world you'll know back home where girls will like you for YOU not because of the color of your skin (these are the women that make future girlfriends/wives)
If you're coming to Japan to find a girlfriend, don't find them in a club, it will only lead to trouble.
For the people coming here for sexual reasons a few things:
1) It's guys like you that give most 'normal' foreigners the bad image of being some kind of sex maniacs. It also portrays us as single minded neanderthals, I spend most of my time trying to shrug off that image.
2) I've said it before but if you're coming to get laid, then fine, go ahead, but just think of how many other guys will have beaten you to the hole. Use a condom, use a condom, use a condom.
3) One last generalization: if you're going to Tokyo, your personality in these clubs won't matter, just dress well, act cool and you'll do fine. If you're going to Osaka, it doesn't matter how stupid you look, how over weight you are or how bad your breath is, if you can make them laugh you're onto a winner.
JackFrost2012
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I think I should reemphasize that the girls you are going to be picking up, as a foreigner picking up Japanese girls with your amazing white skin and lack of Japanese ability, are total sluts who sleep with 3 different guys a week and would suck your cock for a Sizzler steak platter. These are not the cream of the crop. these are not the lovely submissive girls found in harem anime. they may have some redeeming qualities and a nice smile, but they're sluts, and odds are better than 1 in 2 they're carrying something.
so yes. you can get "a" girl just by being white. but you get what you deserve. you want a nice Japanese girl, you're gonna have to have a decent personality, good hygiene, speak some japanese, and all those other horrible compromises that come with actual relationships.
so yes. you can get "a" girl just by being white. but you get what you deserve. you want a nice Japanese girl, you're gonna have to have a decent personality, good hygiene, speak some japanese, and all those other horrible compromises that come with actual relationships.
marvelharvey
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elostyle said:
I was making a broad sweeping statement, it's not going to ring true all of the time
marvelharvey
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elostyle said:Alright then
Oh by the way, the 'being funny' thing seems to be localized to just Osaka, not all of Kansai. Osakan people love to laugh, 90% of all Japanese comedians come from here!
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