typhonsentra
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For the record, if I was over there what would it take for me to get laid all summer long?
typhonsentra said:For the record, if I was over there what would it take for me to get laid all summer long?
typhonsentra said:For the record, if I was over there what would it take for me to get laid all summer long?
Damn you.PhlegmMaster said:A cool bike.
Bob White
I'm scary hetero, man.
No seriously, I'm straight.
ALL ABOUT THE LADIES.
Sorry fellas, I only eat fish.
...wtf are you laughing at?
I thought it was brazilian.PhoenixDark said:So being black won't hurt my chances? I doubt that, sadly. I want to bag a Japanese chick so bad.
typhonsentra said:Yeah, and they hate Brazillians in Japan.
Sweet.JackFrost2012 said:it's pretty accurate
it's easy to get laid in Japan, if that's what you want. it is equally easy to get an STD. caveat humpor.
the most important part there is: DON'T KNOW ANY JAPANESE. These girls are looking for a crazy animal fling with an unstoppable foreigner beast. if you speak a whit of Japanese then you are part of the world they are trying to leave behind and NG.
it's not as fun as it might sound.
PhoenixDark said:Sweet.
I'm sure I can show the women there something they've never seen before.
MaestroRyan said:OWNED, OWNED, OWNED, OWNED, OWNED, OWNED, OWNED, OWNED, OWNED, OWNED, OWNED, OWNED, PWNAGE.
PhoenixDark said:No, I think not considering you're owned.
elostyle said:Yeah I'll be going soon too... to visit my japanese girlfriend
No, not really. Has nothing to do with America. There's also plenty of money to go around in japan.conker said:American = rich = omg i sex u.
That's basically how it works.
Exactly.elostyle said:No, not really. Has nothing to do with America. There's also plenty of money to go around in japan.
Ronok said:More like, OMG he's white he speaks English, English is cool... White guy FTW! (Translated from someone I know.... Kinda...)
PhoenixDark said:Same for black guys too rite? Tell me what I want to hear.
Ronok said:Bleh, I'm going to be going to Japan
elostyle said:No, not really. Has nothing to do with America. There's also plenty of money to go around in japan.
Same for black guys too rite? Tell me what I want to hear
Originally Posted by Ronok:
Bleh, I'm going to be going to Japan
lol
JackFrost2012 said:If you're a foreigner trying to pick up Japanese sluts, then:
white = A+
black = A
asian = Z-
acidviper said:This FAQ is very old and used ad nauseum. Even Japanese people know about the instructions, so if you strike out there will be many people laughing at you. PS all the good ones have been taken. . . several times.
preview pics
http://www.gaspanic.co.jp/*web_04gall1.html
Pedigree Chum said:Welp, looks like I'm screwed. Gotta play up that Canadianess I guess
whoa that easy? I mean wow... :O it's like if you are white and you are normal you have like 100% chance of a japanese girl wanting to fuck with you.marvelharvey said:There is quite a lot of resentment towards America here, mainly from middle aged guys though. I have had a couple of "Damn you American pigs" situations from people on the subway and they calmed down when they found out I was English. (so if you want to get laid with a middle aged guy, you're out of luck
Anyway, sorry to spell out a few truths (I'm now going to defend my female Japanese friends), yes Japan does have it's fair share of slutty girls, like any country but it's not the 'heaven' that you guys are making it out to be. Yeah, sure, go to Roppongi/Shinsaibashi and they'll be plenty of cum buckets waiting for you. But outside of these foreign-clubbing areas, it's pretty much like the normal world you'll know back home where girls will like you for YOU not because of the color of your skin (these are the women that make future girlfriends/wives)
If you're coming to Japan to find a girlfriend, don't find them in a club, it will only lead to trouble.
For the people coming here for sexual reasons a few things:
1) It's guys like you that give most 'normal' foreigners the bad image of being some kind of sex maniacs. It also portrays us as single minded neanderthals, I spend most of my time trying to shrug off that image.
2) I've said it before but if you're coming to get laid, then fine, go ahead, but just think of how many other guys will have beaten you to the hole. Use a condom, use a condom, use a condom.
3) One last generalization: if you're going to Tokyo, your personality in these clubs won't matter, just dress well, act cool and you'll do fine. If you're going to Osaka, it doesn't matter how stupid you look, how over weight you are or how bad your breath is, if you can make them laugh you're onto a winner.
marvelharvey said:There is quite a lot of resentment towards America here, mainly from middle aged guys though. I have had a couple of "Damn you American pigs" situations from people on the subway and they calmed down when they found out I was English. (so if you want to get laid with a middle aged guy, you're out of luck
Anyway, sorry to spell out a few truths (I'm now going to defend my female Japanese friends), yes Japan does have it's fair share of slutty girls, like any country but it's not the 'heaven' that you guys are making it out to be. Yeah, sure, go to Roppongi/Shinsaibashi and they'll be plenty of cum buckets waiting for you. But outside of these foreign-clubbing areas, it's pretty much like the normal world you'll know back home where girls will like you for YOU not because of the color of your skin (these are the women that make future girlfriends/wives)
If you're coming to Japan to find a girlfriend, don't find them in a club, it will only lead to trouble.
For the people coming here for sexual reasons a few things:
1) It's guys like you that give most 'normal' foreigners the bad image of being some kind of sex maniacs. It also portrays us as single minded neanderthals, I spend most of my time trying to shrug off that image.
2) I've said it before but if you're coming to get laid, then fine, go ahead, but just think of how many other guys will have beaten you to the hole. Use a condom, use a condom, use a condom.
3) One last generalization: if you're going to Tokyo, your personality in these clubs won't matter, just dress well, act cool and you'll do fine. If you're going to Osaka, it doesn't matter how stupid you look, how over weight you are or how bad your breath is, if you can make them laugh you're onto a winner.
masud said:*shakes head*
Wow didn't know that the kansai area is that different. Tell me more! I've only been there so far.There is quite a lot of resentment towards America here, mainly from middle aged guys though. I have had a couple of "Damn you American pigs" situations from people on the subway and they calmed down when they found out I was English. (so if you want to get laid with a middle aged guy, you're out of luck
Anyway, sorry to spell out a few truths (I'm now going to defend my female Japanese friends), yes Japan does have it's fair share of slutty girls, like any country but it's not the 'heaven' that you guys are making it out to be. Yeah, sure, go to Roppongi/Shinsaibashi and they'll be plenty of cum buckets waiting for you. But outside of these foreign-clubbing areas, it's pretty much like the normal world you'll know back home where girls will like you for YOU not because of the color of your skin (these are the women that make future girlfriends/wives)
If you're coming to Japan to find a girlfriend, don't find them in a club, it will only lead to trouble.
For the people coming here for sexual reasons a few things:
1) It's guys like you that give most 'normal' foreigners the bad image of being some kind of sex maniacs. It also portrays us as single minded neanderthals, I spend most of my time trying to shrug off that image.
2) I've said it before but if you're coming to get laid, then fine, go ahead, but just think of how many other guys will have beaten you to the hole. Use a condom, use a condom, use a condom.
3) One last generalization: if you're going to Tokyo, your personality in these clubs won't matter, just dress well, act cool and you'll do fine. If you're going to Osaka, it doesn't matter how stupid you look, how over weight you are or how bad your breath is, if you can make them laugh you're onto a winner.
elostyle said:Wow didn't know that the kansai area is that different. Tell me more! I've only been there so far.
elostyle said:Alright then
Mainly been in Nara which practically is right next to Osaka. Then again, the whole country is so incredibly dense..marvelharvey said:Oh by the way, the 'being funny' thing seems to be localized to just Osaka, not all of Kansai. Osakan people love to laugh, 90% of all Japanese comedians come from here!