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Your weirdest kink

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MikeDown

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Izayoi said:
Don't be distressed! It's fun! All is fair when it comes to fetishes, everyone's boat floats a little differently.


But those aren't weird at all. The thread is supposed to be about weird fetishes!
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well to be truthful it is actually girls stuck in mud, mud wrestling doesn't quite do it for me
 
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Izayoi

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I like girls across the spectrum, from super pale to jet black! I don't think liking a particular shade of skin color is weird. You guys are going to have to try harder than that. If you liked girls with blue or red skin, then we'd be talking.

MikeDown said:
well to be truthful it is actually girls stuck in mud, mud wrestling doesn't quite do it for me
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That's better!
 
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Omni

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I like the possibility of being caught.

weirdest place was outside at a cemetery. Totally not my idea though.
 
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PairOfFilthySocks

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Wrestling. Where the lady wins. It doesn't help that I lost my virginity to a woman ten years older than me who pretty much pinned my wrists to the bed the whole time.
 
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IcyBlueStrawberry

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You know that feeling when you enter a thread about odd personal things expecting to find out that everyone is more fucked up than you are?

That was me 5 minutes ago, and I was wrong :/
 
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Oersted

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More attracted by the intellect than anything. And with our societys current fixication on looks, it feels like a weird kink.
 
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Cow Mengde

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Ok... so I'm sitting here waiting for Vindictus to finish updating, I actually thought about my kinks... and holy shit I'm a dirty dirty man.

So here is my list. Very NSFW.

Gape
Squirting
Pale skin
Natural non-black hair color
Pouty lips
Letting me watch her pee
Female pleasure, as in not hurting her. Probably has something to do with me liking squirting too.
Acting innocent and shy
Athletic
Intelligent successful woman, or just woman in professional business attire

I might be forgetting some...
 
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The Adder

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Oersted said:
Please what^^?
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There is a fetish centered around the loss of intellect. It is oft en linked with an increase in sex drive and sexual features.

There is also a rarer kink wherein one has their physical sexual attributes stolen.

Generally this happens to someone who defines themselvres by whatever id being taken.
 
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Vermillion

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Easy_D said:
Missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
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Sats

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Izayoi said:
Bro, that's all pretty tame. A dirty man you most certainly are not.
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Yeah, where's the cuckold, the netorare, the rape fetishism, the scat, the guro, the amputee porn, the giantess vore and unbirthing, the urethra insertion, the incest impregnation?

Boring.
 
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GamerJM

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IcyBlueStrawberry said:
You know that feeling when you enter a thread about odd personal things expecting to find out that everyone is more fucked up than you are?

That was me 5 minutes ago, and I was wrong :/
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I have fetishes more perverted/messed up than anything mentioned in this topic but I don't feel comfortable mentioning them. Also I've never actually "done" any of them so I don't know if that counts.
 
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Gintoki313

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GulAtiCa said:
I don't know think it's that weird, but I find women that are pale, really hot.
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I do also.

Sats said:
Yeah, where's the cuckold, the netorare, the rape fetishism, the scat, the guro, the amputee porn, the giantess vore and unbirthing, the urethra insertion, the incest impregnation?

Boring.
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I had to look up like 3 of those to understand what half of those are.
I'm glad it didn't show examples when I searched (Thanks based wikipedia).
 
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Elija2

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Sats said:
Yeah, where's the cuckold, the netorare, the rape fetishism, the scat, the guro, the amputee porn, the giantess vore and unbirthing, the urethra insertion, the incest impregnation?

Boring.
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Half of these things I literally can't imagine how anyone could find them attractive.

I mean, I can't imagine the vore fetish community is that big, right?
 
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Izayoi

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Sats said:
Yeah, where's the cuckold, the netorare, the rape fetishism, the scat, the guro, the amputee porn, the giantess vore and unbirthing, the urethra insertion, the incest impregnation?

Boring.
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Bolded those relevant to my tastes. :>

Elija2 said:
Half of these things I literally can't imagine how anyone could find them attractive.

I mean, I can't imagine the vore fetish community is that big, right?
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Where there is a fetish, there is undoubtedly a large and vibrant community surrounding it.
 
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The Adder

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Elija2 said:
Half of these things I literally can't imagine how anyone could find them attractive.

I mean, I can't imagine the vore fetish community is that big, right?
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I get the appeal. It, I would think, is an intimacy thing.You are taking your partner inside of yourself completely and them making them a part of you forever. Hell, I get most fetishes save for guro.
 
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umop_3pisdn

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I don't have any real kinks so much as a million dalliances, I'm a dilettante in sex just like I am in everything else.

I guess sounding is the weirdest.
 
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Persona86

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joe2187 said:
I like it rough.

Tall women, strong women.

Had a chick nearly suffocate me while I was going down on her, crushing my head between her thighs. It was awesome.
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I would say this too. But I also like really petite women too. I like all shapes and sizes.
 
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televator

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GulAtiCa said:
I don't know think it's that weird, but I find women that are pale, really hot.
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Oh shit... me too. WTF is that? I don't really discriminate, but milky skin has some magical appeal. No - not just typical white skin, but like so pale that they contrast with almost everything.

*cough* Stoya *cough* Lass *cough*

Also, I like to bite..... hard. It's difficult to restrain.
 
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GRW810

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Costumes. French maid, nurse, secretary, air hostess, policewoman and on and on. Not those skanky versions like a themed bikini with nipple holes in the top, but an actual dress and accessories.

And nylon. Oh my gosh, nylon.
 
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Persona86

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televator said:
Oh shit... me too. WTF is that? I don't really discriminate, but milky skin has some magical appeal. No - not just typical white skin, but like so pale that they contrast with almost everything.

*cough* Stoya *cough* Lass *cough*

Also, I like to bite..... hard. It's difficult to restrain.
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I was going to mention *cough* Stoya *cough* too.
 
I'm new be nice

I'm new be nice

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Okay so this isn't weird for normal straight people but because i'm super gay it's very weird for me: I love chicks in tight sweater vests.
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I blow my load to little bitch bottoms getting fucked by tough bros and yet I can not deny that for whatever reason I love seeing a woman in a tight vest. Fucking tightening around their sexy bell curves and hugging their delicate shoulders. I don't know what's wrong with me.
 
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The Adder

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I'm new be nice said:
Okay so this isn't weird for normal straight people but because i'm super gay it's very weird for me: I love chicks in tight sweater vests.
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I blow my load to little bitch bottoms getting fucked by tough bros and yet I can not deny that for whatever reason I love seeing a woman in a tight vest. Fucking tightening around their sexy bell curves and hugging their delicate shoulders. I don't know what's wrong with me.
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Tiny bit bi, perhaps? That or they look enough like effiminate dudes to catch your attention.
 
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