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JonathanEx · Oct 2, 2006

AHA! You can see the green hologram projector there!

jarosh · Oct 2, 2006

lol 360 pwned
wii pwned
ps3 pwned
SPLORGENBORG!!

who wants?

Kiriku · Oct 2, 2006

WTF...another console to buy. :/
Any other announcements for the console btw?

MMaRsu · Oct 2, 2006

jarosh said:
lol 360 pwned
wii pwned
ps3 pwned
SPLORGENBORG!!

who wants?

I like this one better, can I use it?

JonathanEx · Oct 2, 2006

I'll take another Splorgenborg one if you want that one.
Gotta organise the troops.

Ranger X · Oct 2, 2006

jarosh said:
hey guys. i hear LOST PLANET was moved to splorgenborg
SPLORGENBORG 4EVA

Oh shiz.. Where do i sign up for the Splorgenborg's Defense force?

castle007 · Oct 2, 2006

Jarosh, can you make me one??

JonathanEx · Oct 2, 2006

Hey guys, I hear it's so powerful it can render Toy Story in real time

on a TV screen in this VERY scary room in Umbrella Chronicles.

GotchaForce · Oct 2, 2006

Splorgenborg will only play lucid dreams.

capslock · Oct 2, 2006

This 'Splorgenberg' joke is certainly not one that gets funnier with repetition.

Cheebs · Oct 2, 2006

It got locked so....

LAUNCH LINEUP
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell 5 (Ubisoft)
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Tropical Adventure (Ubisoft)
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Triple Agent (Ubisoft)
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Pandora Today (Ubisoft)
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell 5 II (Ubisoft)
Peter Jackson's The Frighteners (Ubisoft)
Assassin's Creed: Ultimate A.I. Verison (Ubisoft)
Monster 4X4 World Circuit 2 (Ubisoft)
Rayman 5(Still not a platformer) (Ubisoft)
Far Cry: More Messed Up Looking Arms (Ubisoft)
Prince of Persia: The Wind of Time (Ubisoft)
Prince of Persia: The Three Thrones (Ubisoft)
Prince of Persia: Warrior From Outside (Ubisoft)
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Summit Strike (Ubisoft)
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Advanced Cut & Run (Ubisoft)
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Island Lightning (Ubisoft)
Dead Rising (Capcom)
Lost Planet (Capcom)
Devil May Cry 4 (Capcom)
Power Stone 3 (Capcom)
Resident Evil 5(they announced they officially canceled the 360 version) (Capcom)
Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles (Capcom)
Mega Man ZX 2 (Capcom)
Mega Man 9 (Capcom)
Okami II (Capcom)
Ultimate God Hand (Capcom)
Street Fighter IV (Capcom)
Maximo Returns (Capcom)

castle007 · Oct 2, 2006

Cheebs said:
It got locked so....

LAUNCH LINEUP
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell 5 (Ubisoft)
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Tropical Adventure (Ubisoft)
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Triple Agent (Ubisoft)
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Pandora Today (Ubisoft)
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell 5 II (Ubisoft)
Peter Jackson's The Frighteners (Ubisoft)
Assassin's Creed: Ultimate A.I. Verison (Ubisoft)
Monster 4X4 World Circuit 2 (Ubisoft)
Rayman 5(Still not a platformer) (Ubisoft)
Far Cry: More Messed Up Looking Arms (Ubisoft)
Prince of Persia: The Wind of Time (Ubisoft)
Prince of Persia: The Three Thrones (Ubisoft)
Prince of Persia: Warrior From Outside (Ubisoft)
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Summit Strike (Ubisoft)
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Advanced Cut & Run (Ubisoft)
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Island Lightning (Ubisoft)
Dead Rising (Capcom)
Lost Planet (Capcom)
Devil May Cry 4 (Capcom)
Power Stone 3 (Capcom)
Resident Evil 5(they announced they officially canceled the 360 version) (Capcom)
Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles (Capcom)
Mega Man ZX 2 (Capcom)
Mega Man 9 (Capcom)
Okami II (Capcom)
Ultimate God Hand (Capcom)
Street Fighter IV (Capcom)
Maximo Returns (Capcom)

where is castlevania???

Cheebs · Oct 2, 2006

castle007 said:
where is castlevania???

They are saving that for a megaton announcement at next year's E3.

xaosslug · Oct 2, 2006

Did y'all hear the latest? Splorgenborg's controller will feature Immersion's next-gen rumble tech, DMC4 is now splorgenborg timed exclusive, and will be available @ launch!

PS3 FT-uncle****ing-L

Cheebs · Oct 2, 2006

xaosslug said:
Did y'all hear the latest? Splorgenborg's controller will feature Immersion's next-gen rumble tech, DMC4 is now splorgenborg timed exclusive, and will be available @ launch!

PS3 FT-uncle****ing-L

I announced that DMC 4 will be out day one. Amazing controller news though.

ethelred · Oct 2, 2006

Wow. It's amazing how quickly this joke got worn out.

Nice one, guys.

Larry Bird · Oct 2, 2006

Billy Rygar said:
Remember when Peter Molyneux said not to write off the Splorgenborg? Well it looks like he just owned the whole lot of you.

:lol

gamergirly · Oct 2, 2006

Splorgenborg? It's too hard to pronounce

disappeared · Oct 2, 2006

Sugarman said:
Splorgenborg will only play lucid dreams.

While consuming the souls of non-borged children.

Roi · Oct 2, 2006

believe

Larry Bird · Oct 2, 2006

^^^ you spelled it wrong.

JonathanEx · Oct 2, 2006

gamergirly said:
Splorgenborg? It's too hard to pronounce

spplooor-genn-borg.

holy shit modus, that looks kickass! great spy camera stuff! it'll be on engadget by morning.

Shard · Oct 2, 2006

So I assume that we are still pointing and indeed laughing at the silly sods behind this fake news report.

bishoptl · Oct 2, 2006

m0dus said:
AND HAS REALTIME CHARTRACK SALES DATA FOR THE GAME YOU'RE PLAYING!!!!1

ahahahaha :lol I only wish.

bud · Oct 2, 2006

This is the worst gaf fad EVER.

mgs4 please

Cheebs · Oct 2, 2006

Whats the hard drive size?

Roi · Oct 2, 2006

Larry Bird said:
^^^ you spelled it wrong.

fukc

Ranger X · Oct 2, 2006

LOL @ Modus

You're one crazy mofo :lol

Mr. Pointy · Oct 2, 2006

Cheebs said:
Whats the hard drive size?

120GB. It can be replaced with any 2 3.5" HDDs (the Splorgenborg only comes with one), which can be run in RAID 0 using an official Splorgenborg RAID cable (RRP $80US).

Joe Molotov · Oct 2, 2006

Cheebs said:
Whats the hard drive size?

400 Megatons

jarosh · Oct 2, 2006

MMaRsu said:
I like this one better, can I use it?

yeah you can keep it. i've got a new one.

Great Rumbler · Oct 2, 2006

I have just been informed by unnamed sources that Sega is working together with Capcom to bring the Splorgenborg to store shelves by 2009!

Deleted member 10571 · Oct 2, 2006

JonathanEx said:
splorgenborg

AND THERE YOU HAVE THE NAME for the awesome upcoming GAF Game Project!1

Splorgenborg ftw

Amir0x · Oct 2, 2006

THIS is what they e-mailed me:

Hi Amir,

Capcom had a press release sometime in 2005 around this time of year
that said it was bound for other consoles. I did a look around and they
didn't announce it as vaporware just yet, and considering that they
refused to acknowledge that it was 360 exclusive during x06.

On May 10th earlier this year, there was another press release citing
that they are making the game for the Wii - though the title should not
be confused with Resident Evil 5 which is coming out with the Xbox 360
and the PS3.

Thank you for letting me know about this matter, we've also updated the
article as well ( http://www.engamic.com/article.php?id=1044&g=1664 ).

Please let me know if there is anything else you might have questions
about.

Cheers
Umang

What...what the hell kind of name is Umang Beri?

NSider · Oct 2, 2006

This is the real thing. The dream is back!

Beaten, I know. Lazy, I know. But it had to be made with the right spelling!

polg · Oct 2, 2006

:lol now that's a stupid gaf fad...

polg goes to EB:

polg: Can I pre-order a splorgenbog?
clerk: Sure! If you trade 25 3DO or PS3 games u get 20% off
polg: sweet!
clerk: Do you want to pre-order Resident Evil Umbrella Chronicles as well?
polg: Is is splorgenborg exclusive?
clerk: no, but this version is 4d!
polg: SOLD! -hands out cash-

Varjet · Oct 2, 2006

Amir0x said:
What...what the hell kind of name is Umang Beri?

.

Please let me know if there is anything else you might have questions
about.

Beer Monkey · Oct 2, 2006

Amir0x said:
What...what the hell kind of name is Umang Beri?

It's an anagram for BIG MANURE. Also NUB MIRAGE. They've got to be trying to tell us something.l

EBCubs03 · Oct 2, 2006

I believe this news

Splorgenborg in 2012

lordfroakie · Oct 2, 2006

I think its fake...

NSider · Oct 2, 2006

vectorman06 said:
I think its fake...

no

zon · Oct 2, 2006

The Splorgenborg has been confirmed to not need electricity at all, it runs on pure awesomeness. You heard it here first people.

XiaNaphryz · Oct 2, 2006

Now we just need a Sploregenborg-related cat image!

DrGAKMAN · Oct 2, 2006

This will be CAPCOM's first and last system.

Then, they will go third party!

Chris Remo · Oct 2, 2006

DrGAKMAN said:
This will be CAPCOM's first and last system.

Then, they will go third party!

Well, that about wraps it up for Capcom.

lamotia · Oct 2, 2006

have you noticed that there are no pics of the controller yet? Rumor has it that they are going to copy Nintendo with their Nintendo On. Found that on awesomeblogfortehwin.blogger.com so it must be almost 100% confirmed!

dallas · Oct 2, 2006

Roi said:
believe

hk bootleg

InsertCredit · Oct 2, 2006

zon said:
The Splorgenborg has been confirmed to not need electricity at all, it runs on pure awesomeness. You heard it here first people.

It's f*cking 5D.

Viewtifull!

Batongen · Oct 2, 2006

:lol only gaffers can create a word like Splorgenborg. I'm gonna camp for this console and then sell it on ebay, hahahaha.

InsertCredit · Oct 2, 2006

m0dus said:
STARTUP SEQUENCE!

Holy shit.

HL2+PSP combo FTW.

rest am doomed.

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