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SchrodingerC

Member

• Mar 25, 2017

• #101

I'd cheat and bring Canadian geese to the fight. Those fuckers know how to fight dirty.

 

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SpacePirate Ridley

Member

• Mar 25, 2017

• #102

This thread turned into "which is my favourite game chicken" because if you are looking for a real answer its cuccos.
-The are invincible
-They can kill anything

 

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Eusis

Member

• Mar 25, 2017

• #103

Bansai said:

This one:

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Evolution goes in circles. No one's going to laugh (for too long anyway) once those things bring back the T Rex.

Anyways definitely cuccos. A game with hunting added and they'll still summon a storm of fellow cuccos rather than die and leave meat.

 

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silva1991

Member

• Mar 25, 2017

• #104

Right answer

Also that BoTW gif is amazing.

I kinda want to try it on mini bosses.

 

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TheWeaponeer

Banned

• Mar 25, 2017

• #105

This thread is amazing. So very little I know of video game chickens and their histories. As an unwashed heathen sitting on the temple steps, this is some seriously good reading. All I can add is playing as a chicken in Heretic...

A game list for all the gifs and such would be most appreciated if anyone could be so inclined. Please continue.

 

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Seven4sses

Member

• Mar 25, 2017

• #106

Ban Puncher said:

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MY MAN

 

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SigSig

Member

• Mar 25, 2017

• #107

Ban Puncher said:

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this guy will fuck you up

purseowner said:

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and this guy will drive you out of your business

 

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kiri

Member

• Mar 25, 2017

• #108

My boy, Alfred Chicken!

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Zen Aku

Member

• Mar 25, 2017

• #109

Roldan said:

Probably Zelda's.

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rekameohs said:

Cuccos in Zelda stomp 'em

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OP failed so hard by not even have the best chicken ever in a video game.

 

N30RYU

Member

• Mar 25, 2017

• #110

Pollo. Mace (N64) version

 

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K.Jack

Knowledge is power, guard it well

• Mar 25, 2017

• #111

Then Red Chocobo coughs, and drops extinction level event meteors on all challengers.

 

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-MB-

Member

• Mar 25, 2017

• #112

Dimitri LH said:

Wrong, they are enemies in a few games.

FF 12 white choco hunt
FF14 heavens ward areas
FF Tactics
and pretty sure there are more......you can die in chocobo dungeon I guess lol


But yeah cuccoos are immortal and will kill you.....

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I think i saw a clip of a Lynel surviving a cucco onslaught so I do not think this is true.

 

Ban Puncher

Member

• Mar 26, 2017

• #113

Kagoshima_Luke said:

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Link1110

Member

• Mar 26, 2017

• #114

Astro chicken! Bacock!!

 

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floater6

Neo Member

• Mar 26, 2017

• #115

You're all wrong. Fable chickens can take a kicking.

 

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Giftofgab24

Member

• Mar 26, 2017

• #116

What kinda ridiculous question is this. Long leg for sure. Not even a fight.

 

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GulAtiCa

Member

• Mar 26, 2017

• #117

Zelda's for sure. They destroy anything and everything in there path

 

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Prototype Viktor

Member

• Mar 26, 2017

• #118

if there are 3 or more Long Legs they'll win vs 3 or more Chocobos

 

Sylverstone14

Member

• Mar 26, 2017

• #119

Zelda's Cucco.

 

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Malyse

Member

• Mar 26, 2017

• #120

I think a better question is which would last longer vs Zelda chickens.

 

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Giftofgab24

Member

• Mar 26, 2017

• #121

Bansai said:

This one:

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Chickuel O'Neal.

 

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REDSLATE

Member

• Mar 27, 2017

• #122

Greasels, easy
They spit acid.

 

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lvl99 Pixel

Member

• Mar 27, 2017

• #123

REDSLATE said:

Greasels, easy
They spit acid.

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in which dimension is that considered a chicken?

 

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RootCause

Member

• Mar 27, 2017

• #124

Zen Aku said:

OP failed so hard by not even have the best chicken ever in a video game.

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I'd say the only people that failed are the ones posting Write-ins.