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[Ravage_Hydra]

Chocobo

Vs
Long Leg

 

[Roldan]

Probably Zelda's.

 

[rekameohs]

Cuccos in Zelda stomp 'em

 

[purseowner]

 

[Abilidebob]

Cuccos in Zelda stomp 'em

Probably Zelda's.

Came to say this.

 

[Jawbreaker]

Long Legs are brutal.

 

[SarusGray]

I feel like these are more like Emus or Ostriches.

 

[Uzukii]

Chocobo, because they've always been indestructible (unkillable) in every Final Fantasy.

 

[Numb]

Probably Zelda's.

Cuccos in Zelda stomp 'em

Solo
You don't get tag partners


I pick the Rocketbirds

 

[Possumowner]

Probably Zelda's.

Yup without a doubt...Evil monsters

 

[pizzacat]

My manager would have people beat up the other chickens he'd never get blood on his claws

 

[Zyrox]

(Mega-) Blaziken

 

[MegaSackman]

Of course Longlegs but Chocobos would win a race tho.

 

[kennyamr]

beaten.

 

[Blackquill]

50 DOLLARS ON THE GOLD CHOCOBO

 

[Button]

Skyrim's chicken, it has an army behind it.

 

[Peroroncino]

This one:

 

[rekameohs]

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties narrator

 

[Byronic Hero]

The answer has to be cuccos, since there is always strength in numbers.

 

[VeryGooster]

Nugget will fuck yo real estate game up

 

[Miniature Kaiju]

Longlegs, easily. Their concussion blast is ridiculous.

 

[Xandremi]

Nugget is the right answer.

 

[righthandmouse]

This one:

is that thing street legal? saving this gif.

 

[Spine_Ripper]

Do the roosters in Sleeping Dogs count? Cause I want to see one fight a Cuckoo 1v1 on dust

 

[Szadek]

A normal chocobo doesn't stand a chance.
The red ones on the other hand would probably win.

 

[JimJamJones]

Cuccos all the way

 

[atomic moth]

.

 

[SarusGray]

Cuccos all the way

it looks poorly aged, like spoiled milk. wouldn't chicken nugget it.

 

[Ban Puncher]

 

[dan2026]

Never mess with a giant chicken.

 

[careksims]

Cuccos all the way

LOL I came in to see this answer. Yup! Totally agree. They'll mess anyone up.

 

[CharminUltra]

Cucc-

Ah, beaten.

 

[Zalman]

 

[BRYCKER]

This one:

I bet his cock is huge.

 

[Genryu]

It's definitely Nugget, how many other chickens can manage a real estate agency?

 

[SatoAilDarko]

The

Spoiler

giant

cucco in Hyrule Warriors.

 

[Dimitri LH]

Chocobo, because they've always been indestructible (unkillable) in every Final Fantasy.

Wrong, they are enemies in a few games.

FF 12 white choco hunt
FF14 heavens ward areas
FF Tactics
and pretty sure there are more......you can die in chocobo dungeon I guess lol


But yeah cuccoos are immortal and will kill you.....

 

[SarusGray]

this one wins.

 

[Handy Fake]

 

[kraspkibble]

Longlegs. I hate those damn chickens from Final Fantasy. They are just stupid. Longlegs would destroy them.

 

[lucebuce12]

Nugget's got something no other chicken in this thread has.

Financial Savvy.

 

[dickroach]

 

[ElephantShell]

There's a chicken mask in Hotline Miami right?


Ah I see I was beaten further up. But yeah he would slaughter.

 

[unrealist]

 

[ZombiePlatypus]

Probably Zelda's.

Cuccos in Zelda stomp 'em

These are whom I'd place my bets on.

 

[SENPAIatLARGE]

The correct answer.

 

[Timeaisis]

Cuccos have the numbers.

 

[Plum]

But yeah cuccoos are immortal and will kill you.....

Are they immortal? Nobody's lived long enough to see a Cucco die, after all.

 

[Ban Puncher]

 

[SkyOdin]

What about the cyborg chocobo from Final Fantasy Adventure?