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Elfotografoalocado · Oct 17, 2017

GAF, my hair is driving me insane. I haven't cut my hair for more than a year, it's shoulder lengh, and having such a greasy, sweaty scalp is soooo uncomfortable in the heat of Madrid, and of commuting for so long in public transport. I want this gone. But I don't know how to cut this.
I don't want the Leon S.Kennedy cut again (What I got the last time) and short hair with an undercut has basically been appropiated by the nazis.
For reference, my hair looks like Chris Hemsworth when he had long hair. Only my life is stressful and involves walking everywhere carrying books and weight in the heat, so I look sweatier.
Help me, pls.

Blue Lou · Oct 17, 2017

Short back and sides,#2 in length. Square neck.

The_White_Rose · Oct 17, 2017

Go for the buzz cut

BizzyBum · Oct 17, 2017

We need pics for proper recommendations.

davidwhangchoi · Oct 17, 2017

pics? if you don't want to show your face, just back of the head would be fine.

jstripes · Oct 17, 2017

Elfotografoalocado said:
For reference, my hair looks like Chris Hemsworth when he had long hair.

Then you already know the answer.

NoblesseOblige · Oct 17, 2017

Have you considered the bihawk?

xxracerxx · Oct 17, 2017

You know who knows haircuts really well? Barbers. You can just go sit down and ask what they think you should get. Plus, the benefit of hair is that it grows back so even a less than stellar cut will be negated with enough time.

davidwhangchoi · Oct 17, 2017

xxracerxx said:
You know who knows haircuts really well? Barbers.

lol

Matsukaze · Oct 17, 2017

May I introduce you to the Joshu haircut?

G-Bus · Oct 17, 2017

Shave it off. Zero maintenance and youll be ahead of the game for when you go bald

brawly · Oct 17, 2017

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Easy to do yourself.

Elfotografoalocado · Oct 17, 2017

Ok, so this is my face. This must be the most recent, decent picture of me. It's only a few months old.

My face by Álvaro Sánchez Leache, en Flickr

Oxn · Oct 17, 2017

Keep the hair bro

Hydrus · Oct 17, 2017

Elfotografoalocado said:
GAF, my hair is driving me insane. I haven't cut my hair for more than a year, it's shoulder lengh, and having such a greasy, sweaty scalp is soooo uncomfortable in the heat of Madrid, and of commuting for so long in public transport. I want this gone. But I don't know how to cut this.
I don't want the Leon S.Kennedy cut again (What I got the last time) and short hair with an undercut has basically been appropiated by the nazis.
For reference, my hair looks like Chris Hemsworth when he had long hair. Only my life is stressful and involves walking everywhere carrying books and weight in the heat, so I look sweatier.
Help me, pls.

Don't let something as dumb as that stop you from getting a nice haircut. Get a size 2 on the sides and keep the top about 2 inchs or so.

JWiLL · Oct 17, 2017

Dude...I don't think it's possible for you to look like a Nazi. Don't let them own a good haircut.

It doesn't have to be a literal "hitler youth cut". But the short sides + medium top is a good look and easy enough to maintain.

Agentnibs · Oct 17, 2017

Oxn said:
Keep the hair bro

Yeah man, rock those locks

davidwhangchoi · Oct 17, 2017

Elfotografoalocado said:
Ok, so this is my face. This must be the most recent, decent picture of me. It's only a few months old.
My face by Álvaro Sánchez Leache, en Flickr

hair looks good man!

MidnightCowboy · Oct 17, 2017

Hair looks fine to me.

Oxn · Oct 17, 2017

You need to feather that shit

Slaythe · Oct 17, 2017

1) just tie your hair when it's hot ?

2) google Andrew Garfield Amazing Spider-Man. Get that

methane47 · Oct 17, 2017

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eot · Oct 17, 2017

It won't be warm for much longer. Keep the hair for winter. Put it up if you get too warm.

kamspy · Oct 17, 2017

jstripes said:
Then you already know the answer.

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Can you afford a weekly haircut? That's about as long as that will look good.

OP, just rock the fashy undercut. There were active racist skinheads and anit racists skinheads in the punk scene in the 80s. Didn't seem to bother them.

Elfotografoalocado · Oct 17, 2017

Slaythe said:
1) just tie your hair when it's hot ?

2) google Andrew Garfield Amazing Spider-Man. Get that

1) I do
2) Lol I can't pull that off, gravity is a bitch with my hair.

Lulubop · Oct 17, 2017

Elfotografoalocado said:
Ok, so this is my face. This must be the most recent, decent picture of me. It's only a few months old.
My face by Álvaro Sánchez Leache, en Flickr

just grow a full beard.

Elfotografoalocado · Oct 17, 2017

Lulubop said:
just grow a full beard.

I haven't hit that phase of puberty yet. Though I have more hair on my chest than I have on my face :/

Dandy Lyin · Oct 17, 2017

I think you should suffer through it and keep it. I normally don't like long hair, but I think it looks good on you.

Subpar Spatula · Oct 17, 2017

I'm pulling the trigger on my new cut when my hair's long enough: you start in the middle of the back and slowly shave down while rotating around your head.

Gin-Shiio · Oct 17, 2017

Oxn said:
Keep the hair bro

.

DiipuSurotu · Oct 17, 2017

Elfotografoalocado said:
GAF, my hair is driving me insane. I haven't cut my hair for more than a year, it's shoulder lengh, and having such a greasy, sweaty scalp is soooo uncomfortable in the heat of Madrid, and of commuting for so long in public transport. I want this gone. But I don't know how to cut this.
I don't want the Leon S.Kennedy cut again (What I got the last time) and short hair with an undercut has basically been appropiated by the nazis.
For reference, my hair looks like Chris Hemsworth when he had long hair. Only my life is stressful and involves walking everywhere carrying books and weight in the heat, so I look sweatier.
Help me, pls.

Don't wanna scare you bro but long hair + greasy scalp + stressful life is a recipe for losing hair. Either do get a haircut or make sure you take good care of your hair everyday otherwise you could start balding real fast

SafeinSound · Oct 17, 2017

I think your hair looks great like that. I look hideous with long hair. Wish I could rock it like you.

OdysseusVA · Oct 17, 2017

Business up front, party in the back

nitewulf · Oct 17, 2017

You have nice hair...either trim it a few inches, and trim the sides/back, or just get rid off it. Fade sides and back and short cropped on top, you will look good with that. I just get an undercut now, with medium length hair on top, matches my face and it's easy.

Slammin_Hammon · Oct 17, 2017

Just go to a barber tell them if you want it long or short and how much work you want to put into it. As long as you go to a good barber with lots of experience you should be able to get a good cut.

Elfotografoalocado · Oct 17, 2017

DiipuSurotu said:
Don't wanna scare you bro but long hair + greasy scalp + stressful life is a recipe for losing hair. Either do get a haircut or make sure you take good care of your hair everyday otherwise you could start balding real fast

It's not greasy since I wash it a lot. This makes my forehead be too dry, and thus gets a bit greasy, and sweaty. The sweat dries, but it can be very uncomfortable. Today I had to hurry to the library and my head felt uncomfortably hot for a while.
My hairline is not the best anyway and I'll start using Minidoxil soon. (Like my dad did, he's bald on his crown but keeps a strong top of his head)

Maybe I should wait a bit longer for the cold to arrive. I cannot stress enough this ain't about whether to keep it or not, it's more of "If I let it go, what would be the best haircut".

Walter White Walker · Oct 17, 2017

Get the Friar Cut. I heard it's all the rage again after 700 years. What's old is new again!

Ninja Scooter · Oct 17, 2017

Tell the barber to just fuck your shit up.

Elfotografoalocado · Oct 17, 2017

Walter White Walker said:
Get the Friar Cut. I heard it's all the rage again after 700 years. What's old is new again!

Welp, that would solve my cooling issues for sure

VenomousCoffee · Oct 18, 2017

I've been a total buzz cut (clippers, no guard) for many years and I love it.

And I'm in Florida. It's great with the heat.

Hey Im Patrick · Oct 18, 2017

High fade.

hipbabboom · Oct 18, 2017

Ninja Scooter said:
Tell the barber to just fuck your shit up.

I came to give some sound advice but its good to know there are still reasonable people on GAF holding it down.

...I just hope the OP appreciates it

PingPongvonLaserstein · Oct 18, 2017

Braided pigtails.

Charcoal · Oct 18, 2017

Ninja Scooter said:
Tell the barber to just fuck your shit up.

fam

Elfotografoalocado · Oct 18, 2017

I guess my wishes became true, because overnight it got cold and damp and rainy and I got sick. So the hair will stay for a while.

Bakercat · Oct 18, 2017

Here you go OP, this is the haircut to fight against intergalactic space fascists.

Dead Prince · Oct 18, 2017

keep it long, my dude.

ViviOggi · Oct 18, 2017

Long hair works on you but those ends need some love

winterymint · Oct 18, 2017

Your facial features are excellent with just about any haircut. But I think you will look good with a short almost 2 block

Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew · Oct 18, 2017

Tell the barber to "fuck my shit up, fam".

I heard it work wonders.

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