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tegdf · Nov 13, 2006

does it actually feel like warm cherry pie?

Archer · Nov 13, 2006

Mason · Nov 13, 2006

I would say pumpkin pie

monchi-kun · Nov 13, 2006

it's a mess...stay away from it

GhaleonEB · Nov 13, 2006

tegdf said:
does it actually feel like warm cherry pie?

Mallika · Nov 13, 2006

The question kind of reminds me of the time when I mused to my husband that I'd love to be a guy for a day, just to know how sex feels like from the guy's viewpoint. He looked at me and said, "That's not your way of telling me that you're suddenly growing a penis, is it?" Heh.

bud · Nov 13, 2006

how does warm cherry pie feel like?

Triumph · Nov 13, 2006

It burns like fire. Bad, bad fire.

krypt0nian · Nov 13, 2006

Mallika said:
The question kind of reminds me of the time when I mused to my husband that I'd love to be a guy for a day, just to know how sex feels like from the guy's viewpoint. He looked at me and said, "That's not your way of telling me that you're suddenly growing a penis, is it?" Heh.

HEEEEERE'S FRANKIE!

LakeEarth · Nov 13, 2006

tegdf said:
does it actually feel like warm cherry pie?

It puts a smile on your face ten feet wide.

jobber · Nov 13, 2006

more like a sponge.

MoxManiac · Nov 13, 2006

I'm suprised this hasn't been locked yet, but i'm even more suprised it only has about 10 replies.

blame space · Nov 13, 2006

When I do it it feels like a bear trap.

???

GilloD · Nov 13, 2006

It feels like BoneSaw.

storybook77 · Nov 13, 2006

It feels like wool.

ToxicAdam · Nov 13, 2006

Well, in your case, it's always going to feel like your right hand.

royale · Nov 13, 2006

ToxicAdam said:
Well, in your case, it's always going to feel like your right hand.

But if you use your left hand it will feel like someone else's.

blame space · Nov 13, 2006

Or like when you wake up in the middle of the night and you've been sleeping on your hand and it's asleep and you grab yourself and it feels like a girl is grabbing you.

SofaKing · Nov 13, 2006

GilloD said:
It feels like BoneSaw.

:lol

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tedtropy · Nov 13, 2006

Perhaps if it's that time of the month...

Bloodwake · Nov 13, 2006

tegdf said:
does it actually feel like warm cherry pie?

White Man, I think FoC is back....

:lol

Alucard · Nov 13, 2006

*sigh* I miss sex.

LordMaji · Nov 13, 2006

1. Go out and get laid
2. **** a cherry pie.

='s

Your question answered.

levious · Nov 13, 2006

LakeEarth said:
It puts a smile on your face ten feet wide.

looks so good bring a tear to your eye

madara · Nov 13, 2006

Yeah, and when in doubt two penises are better then one! :0

OxtheMidget · Nov 13, 2006

madara said:
Yeah, and when in doubt two penises are better then one! :0

What?

emomoonbase · Nov 13, 2006

Frankfurter · Nov 13, 2006

OxtheMidget said:
What?

:lol

tegdf · Nov 13, 2006

storybook77 said:
It feels like wool.

Im gonna have to find some wool

BlackMage · Nov 13, 2006

feels like a bag of sand.

castle007 · Nov 13, 2006

BlackMage said:
feels like a bag of sand.

I was going to say that :lol

Deleted member 1235 · Nov 13, 2006

:lol

I can't wait until you never find out and die alone.

tegdf · Nov 13, 2006

catfish said:
:lol

I can't wait until you never find out and die alone.

us gaffer virgins can always pay for it!!!!!!!!!!!

MrSardonic · Nov 14, 2006

it feels a bit like ****ing the blow-hole of a dolphin...or any Cetacea to be honest

Tornado Condor · Nov 14, 2006

in b4 lock

Mason · Nov 14, 2006

Are we talking about sex with a human or cat? I forgot to clarify that first.

djkimothy · Nov 14, 2006

tegdf said:
does it actually feel like warm cherry pie?

You like sex while the girl is having her period?

nothing like a pie.

Timedog · Nov 14, 2006

It's mangled bologna chaos down there. it's like a facehugger from Aliens but made out of cornhash beef. Do you really want your most precious item in that kind of situation?

muttyeah416 · Nov 14, 2006

dont burn your weewee

GilloD · Nov 14, 2006

It feels like PS3

RevenantKioku · Nov 14, 2006

djkimothy said:
You like sex while the girl is having her period?

There's nothing really terrible about that. It just gets really lubed all of a sudden and then you definitely have to change the sheets after.

Widfara · Nov 14, 2006

sex is disgusting and overrated **** sex

GilloD · Nov 14, 2006

It feels like a-Mistah-Jack-uh-Kerowackah-lackah- tippy typin' of his keybawd and each of dem' keys if a smacky, whacky on your weiner, mmhmm.

darkks85 · Nov 14, 2006

Only time I have had sex it was anal (with a girl

) so I wouldn't really know. :lol

Kinda stupid to do anal only the first time but what are you gonna do.

Coal · Nov 14, 2006

Widfara said:
sex is disgusting and overrated **** sex

Dan · Nov 14, 2006

tegdf said:
us gaffer virgins can always pay for it!!!!!!!!!!!

If you lack the balls to score for free, you're never going to have the balls to pay for it.

GilloD · Nov 14, 2006

It's tha sweet, sweet song of ah-Mistah Ernest Hemmingway readin' of his stories to ya'll with ya weenie in his mouth. Delicious and delightful! A real stunnah!

Hitman · Nov 14, 2006

To answer thsi seriously.

I would say no. There would be no tightness in ****ing a cherry pie. I would just be like dipping your dick in ooze.

The vagina on the other hand.. you feel your penis pressed against things.. and theres theres little ridges or pleausre inside.

katastrophy · Nov 14, 2006

virgins....

White Man · Nov 14, 2006

It feels like shoving your dick into a jar packed tightly with the warmed up entrails of children.

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