Before we start, lets take a look at the infamous commercial from the early 90s. Delicious!
Ocarina of Time was the first Zelda game where dancing was a plot point. Heres our Goron buddy, reacting to Sarias Song. (and a bonus Scarecrow!)
The dancing in Majoras Mask varied from endearing to creepy..
Wow. Thats a bit inappropriate, Mr Redead! Stop humping Link without consent!
Going through The Wind Waker, you dont really see much dancing.
Oh wow. Nice waterfall. I could go for a shower.
Twilight Princess had a bit of dancing. And now youll have the Malo Mart theme stuck in your head all day!
Yes, Fis dancing in Skyward Sword was quite a sight.
(..it made me want to grab a loofah falafel thingy..)
I did try and fuck her. She had a boyfriend I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn't get there. And she was taken. Then all of a sudden I see her, she's now got the big dramatic vomitus and everything... I've got to use some Syrup of Ipecac, just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful. I just start jumping into showers with them. It's like a magnet. Just get in! I don't even wait. And when you're a semi-famous gaming website owner, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.
(you can banish me now. Buh bye.)
Ocarina of Time was the first Zelda game where dancing was a plot point. Heres our Goron buddy, reacting to Sarias Song. (and a bonus Scarecrow!)
The dancing in Majoras Mask varied from endearing to creepy..
Wow. Thats a bit inappropriate, Mr Redead! Stop humping Link without consent!
Going through The Wind Waker, you dont really see much dancing.
Oh wow. Nice waterfall. I could go for a shower.
Twilight Princess had a bit of dancing. And now youll have the Malo Mart theme stuck in your head all day!
Yes, Fis dancing in Skyward Sword was quite a sight.
(..it made me want to grab a loofah falafel thingy..)
I did try and fuck her. She had a boyfriend I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn't get there. And she was taken. Then all of a sudden I see her, she's now got the big dramatic vomitus and everything... I've got to use some Syrup of Ipecac, just in case I start kissing her. You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful. I just start jumping into showers with them. It's like a magnet. Just get in! I don't even wait. And when you're a semi-famous gaming website owner, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.
(you can banish me now. Buh bye.)
