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Xdrive05
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(01-21-2008, 04:38 PM)
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This is embarrassing so please go lite on the jokes. Every now and then when I'm having sex (or even masturbating), my left nut pops back into it "pre-dropped" position. It doesn't hurt. It just feels weird. And when it's "in" I can turn my body a certain way, or use my hand directly, to push it back out again. What the hell is wrong with me?

It's happened a couple dozen times in the last several years. It's kind of random and can ruin the mood to say the least. Also, it only happens when I aroused and only occasionally at that.

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Seriously. Does anyone else have this problem/know what the hell it is? Do I need surgery or something?
YakiSOBA
(01-21-2008, 04:40 PM)
WTF :lol :lol :lol
Thriller
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(01-21-2008, 04:40 PM)
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:lol :lol :lol :lol im sorry but the pic just cracked me up.
Go see a docter, they've seen 99% more penisses than i have( excluding my own)
Oldschoolgamer
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(01-21-2008, 04:41 PM)
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:lol :lol

Not to laugh at your situation, but the diagram...lawl. Anyhoo, I forget what the actual term for this is called.
Count Dookkake
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(01-21-2008, 04:41 PM)
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That's nuts.

Takes balls to make such an admission.

Seems like you're a bit cocked up.
Anasui Kishibe
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(01-21-2008, 04:42 PM)
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do you usually have sex with a kick in the nuts?

also, is your dick really that big? Holy crap!

anyway I've heard much more horrid stories about testicles popping back in some weird places, so consider yourself lucky
YakiSOBA
(01-21-2008, 04:42 PM)
[IMG]http://i29.************/eg2yb4.jpg[/IMG]

Fixed. :lol :lol :lol
Ferrio
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(01-21-2008, 04:43 PM)
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I think you might want to pull over, the cops are after you.
Thriller
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(01-21-2008, 04:44 PM)
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Originally Posted by Ferrio

I think you might want to pull over, the cops are after you.

HAHAHHAHA im dying here
jordan0386
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(01-21-2008, 04:44 PM)
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"The NUT in question"

lol, the internet is a very weird place.
Falch
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(01-21-2008, 04:44 PM)
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Why the hell did you think you needed to add those 'illustrations'? :lol :lol
Zeed
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(01-21-2008, 04:45 PM)
We had this thread before, I'm pretty sure.
Xdrive05
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(01-21-2008, 04:45 PM)
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Originally Posted by Falch

Why the hell did you think you needed to add those 'illustrations'? :lol :lol

Gets my mind off of the problem.

Also, my artistic liberties gives me a false sense of endowment.
YYZ
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(01-21-2008, 04:45 PM)
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This is a pure guess at how to deal with this situation, but you may want to see a doctor.
Gattsu25
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(01-21-2008, 04:45 PM)
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:lol

MSPaint has never been so erotic
Hootie
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(01-21-2008, 04:46 PM)
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Originally Posted by YakiSOBA

http://i29.************/eg2yb4.jpg

Fixed. :lol :lol :lol

:lol
Thriller
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(01-21-2008, 04:47 PM)
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Can someone please draw yellow green red and blue guy in there, they know what to do!
Xdrive05
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(01-21-2008, 04:47 PM)
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I'm gonna see a doctor, but first I wanted to see if this is common or if anyone here knows anything about it.

I've never had any problems from it so far.
ibu
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(01-21-2008, 04:47 PM)
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Its not a problem... red nuts do that all the time.
NJ Shlice
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(01-21-2008, 04:47 PM)
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Your left testicle is just seeking the serenity of a warm abdomen before it explodes it's white man chowder.

Tie a string around your left nut so he doesn't "head for the hills" next time you are going to blow. He'll learn.

They all do. Fact.
Hootie
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at least I'm not black.
(01-21-2008, 04:47 PM)
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Originally Posted by Thriller

Can someone please draw yellow green red and blue guy in there, they know what to do!

Somebody call Wollan in here ASAP!
Tortfeasor
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(01-21-2008, 04:48 PM)
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This could be a sign of a hernia. Might wanna go get it checked out.
Eel O'Brian
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(01-21-2008, 04:48 PM)
that's just the nut gremlins fucking with you

gblues
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(01-21-2008, 04:49 PM)
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So, I guess you really did give your left nut for sex?

*rimshot*
Thriller
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(01-21-2008, 04:49 PM)
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itsinmyveins
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(01-21-2008, 04:49 PM)
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Whoa, cool drawings :lol
Tobor
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(01-21-2008, 04:52 PM)
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Originally Posted by YakiSOBA

[IMG]http://i29.************/eg2yb4.jpg[/IMG]

Fixed. :lol :lol :lol

HAHA. Exactly what I was thinking. Unless the OP is Ron Jeremy or Peter North.
Insane Metal
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(01-21-2008, 04:53 PM)
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ROFL :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
ibu
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(01-21-2008, 04:53 PM)
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Originally Posted by Tortfeasor

This could be a sign of a hernia. Might wanna go get it checked out.

Reading up on this guys diagnosis, I believe he has managed to round it down to one of two things.

a) being the above quoted response

and

b) You need to have more sex, but hold onto his/her left buttock whilst he/she grabs your left testicle and therefore trains it on the etiquette a testicle must maintain during sexual intercourse.

taken from: http://www.icantbelieveyouhaveawonky...eguyinhere.com
Tr4nce
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(01-21-2008, 04:54 PM)
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Is this the beginning of one of those legendary threads?

Movie at eleven!
Insane Metal
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(01-21-2008, 04:59 PM)
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Srsly now, go to a doctor ASAP. That is not normal.

Oh, and

Originally Posted by Count Dookkake

That's nuts.

Takes balls to make such an admission.

Seems like you're a bit cocked up.

Jesus Christ :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
shifty100
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(01-21-2008, 05:10 PM)
classic gaf, thank god my ban just finished.

cogratulations op, another fine addition to the OT forum.

:lol :lol :lol
Rayven
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(01-21-2008, 05:14 PM)
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Originally Posted by YakiSOBA

Fixed. :lol :lol :lol

:lol :lol :lol that's exactly what I was thinking when I saw OP
May16
(01-21-2008, 05:17 PM)
This happens sometimes to some people.
There is not need to see a doctor.
There's even been a GAF thread (or iirc, at least a "weird sex story" post in some thread somewhere) exactly like this one (minus the creative MS Paint).

I can't be bothered to find it, but he mentioned that his girlfriend found this out while blowing him or something. Happened a couple times and he described what went on in here. Try Googling some stuff if you haven't already -- maybe there's a name for it.

Either way, seeing a doctor isn't necessary if this is only occasional and doesn't hurt.

I dunno if the other poster is still around or whatever. If he died of a rare STD, I owe you a Coke.
thesoapster
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(01-21-2008, 05:20 PM)
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:lol :lol :lol

But yeah, as some have said...this is normal...especially if it's cold...plus apparently this happens to some during sex anyway not matter what.
Papi
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(01-21-2008, 05:20 PM)
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Be sure to print out the pictures to show your doctor.
Gantz
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(01-21-2008, 05:22 PM)
Oh great another fake joke thread that GAF eats up.
Thriller
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(01-21-2008, 05:23 PM)
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Where is Wollan T_T
Quazar
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(01-21-2008, 05:23 PM)
Eh I had this happen and needed surgery. I'd see a doctor. Basically they will go and sew you up so it doesn't happen anymore. It's actually pretty common.
Crushed
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(01-21-2008, 05:26 PM)
wow
OxtheMidget
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(01-21-2008, 05:32 PM)
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How awesome would it be if the nut went up as he shot his load? It'd be like an ejecting shell in a gun.
mikeybwright
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(01-21-2008, 05:34 PM)
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Threads like this make me love Gaf.

Sorry to hear about your balls bro lol :lol
krypt0nian
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(01-21-2008, 05:34 PM)
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There is a good chance you have a gay testicle.
thesoapster
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(01-21-2008, 05:34 PM)
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Originally Posted by OxtheMidget

How awesome would it be if the nut went up as he shot his load? It'd be like an ejecting shell in a gun.

:lol :lol :lol wtf man

Oh wow.
RiskyChris
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(01-21-2008, 05:35 PM)
Wtf how old are you? That shit sealed up for me a long time ago.
Dali
(01-21-2008, 05:36 PM)
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Originally Posted by Gantz

Oh great another fake joke thread that GAF eats up.

I had a friend who said the same thing happened to him sometimes and he was kind of worried. I just made fun of him so he wouldn't bring shit like that up to me anymore.
Powerslave
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(01-21-2008, 05:37 PM)
I have the same problem, except both of my nuts get into my ass
fatigues_gasolini
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(01-21-2008, 05:39 PM)
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Originally Posted by OxtheMidget

How awesome would it be if the nut went up as he shot his load? It'd be like an ejecting shell in a gun.


After that he should make the reloading shotgun sound.
OxtheMidget
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(01-21-2008, 05:43 PM)
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Originally Posted by Powerslave

I have the same problem, except both of my nuts get into my girlfriend's mouth

fixed.
Armitage
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(01-21-2008, 05:43 PM)
I've heard this is pretty common. Surgery though? yowowowow

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