Costanza
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(04-18-2010, 03:27 AM)
"Why was my son suspended from Xbox Live until 31/12/9999?" #1

http://forums.xbox.com/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=32172972

:lol :lol :lol
Gaborn
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(04-18-2010, 03:28 AM)

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#2

wow, epic response. SOMEONE lied to their parent I'm guessing.
Alucrid
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(04-18-2010, 03:28 AM)

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#3

You're over the whole Alison Brie thang now?
nskinnear
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(04-18-2010, 03:28 AM)

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#4

That response :lol :lol :lol
K.Sabot
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(04-18-2010, 03:28 AM)

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#5

It's always uno.

Serious.
Cynar
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(04-18-2010, 03:30 AM)

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#6

damn uno :lol
one_kill
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(04-18-2010, 03:31 AM)

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#7

lol! :lol
InfiniteNine
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(04-18-2010, 03:32 AM)

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#8

What the hell... :lol :lol :lol
LiquidMetal14
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(04-18-2010, 03:32 AM)

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#9

His son was older than 7 right? Unsupervised kids these days......
x3n05
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(04-18-2010, 03:32 AM)

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#10

:lol that's great
jrricky
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(04-18-2010, 03:33 AM)

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#11

???

People expose themselves using UNO?

I am absolutely lost...
Duelist
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(04-18-2010, 03:34 AM)

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#12

Were they playing strip uno?
F#A#Oo
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(04-18-2010, 03:34 AM)

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#13

I thought UNO was only good to play during drunk and drug fuelled sessions...
Varion
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(04-18-2010, 03:34 AM)

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#14

Son's really in for it now :lol
Vic
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(04-18-2010, 03:35 AM)

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Originally Posted by Varion:
Son's really in for it now :lol
Time to use the belt.
a Master Ninja
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(04-18-2010, 03:35 AM)

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#16

Very funny. :lol
Originally Posted by jrricky:
People expose themselves using UNO?
Vision Camera support
In the short time I spent playing UNO I saw a naked guy, naked woman masturbating, and a guy getting a blow job from his girlfriend.
DMPrince
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(04-18-2010, 03:36 AM)

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burnout paradise.... too :lol. Someone posted a picture of a "boy" showing his grapes.
F#A#Oo
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(04-18-2010, 03:38 AM)

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Originally Posted by a Master Ninja:
Very funny. :lol

Vision Camera support
In the short time I spent playing UNO I saw a naked guy, naked woman masturbating, and a guy getting a blow job from his girlfriend.
Really?

:lol
QuiteWhittle
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(04-18-2010, 03:38 AM)
#19

Originally Posted by Vic:
Time to use the belt.
Belt? More like extension cords and razer strips. Dual wielded.
K.Sabot
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(04-18-2010, 03:39 AM)

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#20

I remember the Giant Bomb guys talking about seeing a couple of Canadians snorting crack cocaine on the live vision camera during an Uno session.
jrricky
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(04-18-2010, 03:40 AM)

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Originally Posted by a Master Ninja:
Very funny. :lol

Vision Camera support
In the short time I spent playing UNO I saw a naked guy, naked woman masturbating, and a guy getting a blow job from his girlfriend.
wat...i have no words...and I guess this kid (wtf how old?) was doing this?...
Odrion
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(04-18-2010, 03:40 AM)

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Originally Posted by a Master Ninja:
Very funny. :lol

Vision Camera support
In the short time I spent playing UNO I saw a naked guy, naked woman masturbating, and a guy getting a blow job from his girlfriend.
were any of them hot
Lord Helmet
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(04-18-2010, 03:40 AM)

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#23

Sounds like I need to start playing Uno again.
Weenerz
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(04-18-2010, 03:41 AM)

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#24

Uno was the original chatroulette
Fimbulvetr
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(04-18-2010, 03:42 AM)

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Originally Posted by Lord Helmet:
Sounds like I need to start playing Uno again.
No avatar quote for you.
Cynar
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(04-18-2010, 03:43 AM)

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I love the forum, this is hilarious. What is this one? People were stealing from the marketplace? I didn't think that was possible but I guess if there's a will there's a way.

http://forums.xbox.com/32167404/ShowPost.aspx

Much love to xbox live enforcement team <3
Jme
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(04-18-2010, 03:46 AM)

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Originally Posted by K.Sabot:
I remember the Giant Bomb guys talking about seeing a couple of Canadians snorting crack cocaine on the live vision camera during an Uno session.
Was (hopefully) just regular cocaine, crack is a solidified rock meant to be smoked. However if they were snorting crack, I wish I was there to see it:lol
Costanza
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(04-18-2010, 03:47 AM)
#28

Originally Posted by Cynar:
I love the forum, this is hilarious. What is this one? People were stealing from the marketplace? I didn't think that was possible but I guess if there's a will there's a way.

http://forums.xbox.com/32167404/ShowPost.aspx

Much love to xbox live enforcement team <3
http://forums.xbox.com/32182439/ShowPost.aspx

this one's pretty interesting too. people hack their avatars? retarded.
MIMIC
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(04-18-2010, 03:49 AM)

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Originally Posted by a Master Ninja:
Very funny. :lol

Vision Camera support
In the short time I spent playing UNO I saw a naked guy, naked woman masturbating, and a guy getting a blow job from his girlfriend.
Dear God :lol

And I thought just putting up with the morons in Halo 3 was bad.
Cynar
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(04-18-2010, 03:50 AM)

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Originally Posted by Costanza:
http://forums.xbox.com/32182439/ShowPost.aspx

this one's pretty interesting too. people hack their avatars? retarded.
hahaha yeah, I saw that one too. :lol This forum is gold for amusement to see what new and stupid ways people get banned.
-COOLIO-
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(04-18-2010, 03:50 AM)

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#31

01/01/10000

he'll be back : [
bkfount
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(04-18-2010, 03:53 AM)

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#32

Originally Posted by DMPrince:
burnout paradise.... too :lol. Someone posted a picture of a "boy" showing his grapes.
yeah, getting video teagbagged in burnout was new to me..
Speevy
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(04-18-2010, 03:54 AM)

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#33

He'll have himself frozen until December 31, 9999, and it will just so happen that Xbox Live is still around.

Then the Sun will die.
KaYotiX
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(04-18-2010, 03:55 AM)

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Originally Posted by -COOLIO-:
01/01/10000

he'll be back : [
Thank god my sub runs out then and I won't renew :)
OldJadedGamer
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(04-18-2010, 03:56 AM)

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#35

When I get pissed at a TK'er in a game for being a total douche bag I will never leave him bad feedback for Unsporting Conduct... I'll go right to his profile and send a complaint for it being offense since I know he will get suspended way faster than going the normal route.

Oh, and any idiot with "KKK" in their name or a racist bio, those guys are instant complaints. I like that they don't screw around.
HadesGigas
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(04-18-2010, 03:57 AM)

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http://live.xbox.com/en-US/profile/p...+am+BlaaaacK+v

Son's got 200/200 gamerscore on Uno and it's his last played game, lol
Speevy
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(04-18-2010, 03:58 AM)

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They just give you all the achievement points when you whip it out in hopes that you never play again.
Peronthious
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(04-18-2010, 04:06 AM)
#38

:lol priceless
Baraka in the White House
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(04-18-2010, 04:07 AM)

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#39

I can vouch for the vision camera scares. One came with my first Live subscription along with Uno and the very first game had a guy in the room playing with his penis.

That was the end of the vision camera.
SimpleDesign
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(04-18-2010, 04:24 AM)
#40

Originally Posted by DOO13ER:
I can vouch for the vision camera scares. One came with my first Live subscription along with Uno and the very first game had a guy in the room playing with his penis.
If you want to play with some quality people you have to wade through all the dicks first.
Foxy Fox 39
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(04-18-2010, 04:27 AM)

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I've seen a [spoiler]supposed[/spolier] MLG players balls. After that he promptly called me the "N" word.

Gotta love the XBL community. :lol
whitehawk
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(04-18-2010, 04:31 AM)

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Originally Posted by HadesGigas:
http://live.xbox.com/en-US/profile/p...+am+BlaaaacK+v

Son's got 200/200 gamerscore on Uno and it's his last played game, lol
50,000 points? Looks like this ban will do him some good.
LumpOfCole
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(04-18-2010, 04:33 AM)

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#43

Uno for Xbox Live: the original Chat Roulette.
hosannainexcelsis
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(04-18-2010, 04:35 AM)

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#44

I remember when Uno was an innocent family game...
EatChildren
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(04-18-2010, 04:37 AM)

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#45

So basically its chatroulette with Uno?
NoRéN
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(04-18-2010, 04:40 AM)

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#46

Originally Posted by Speevy:
He'll have himself frozen until December 31, 9999, and it will just so happen that Xbox Live is still around.

Then the Sun will die.
Or Microsoft will discontinue xbox live for Xbox 360 on 12/31/9999
SailorDaravon
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(04-18-2010, 04:43 AM)

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#47

Originally Posted by SimpleDesign:
If you want to play with some quality people you have to wade through all the dicks first.
I see what you did there
Aselith
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(04-18-2010, 04:45 AM)

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#48

Originally Posted by a Master Ninja:
naked woman masturbating, and a guy getting a blow job from his girlfriend.
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccceeeeeee
kamspy
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(04-18-2010, 04:49 AM)

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#49

Uno for XBL is truly the filthiest video game I've ever played. It's like there is some XBL meme to show your cock on Uno. You seriously can't get a single game in without seeing someone's dick.
UltimateIke
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(04-18-2010, 04:49 AM)

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#50

Originally Posted by Foxy Fox 39:
Gotta love the human race. :lol
Fixed. Morons are everywhere. They aren't confined to one console's online service.